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Old June 22nd 08, 12:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
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Default More hoomin purrs, please

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture!

Ranger
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Old June 22nd 08, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_4_]
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Lotza puuuuurrrrrzez furr Grammeowmee
Betty!

Pit2nya an Anti Sylvia

"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is
doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin
family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would
prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture!

Ranger


  #3  
Old June 22nd 08, 12:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default More hoomin purrs, please

Awww Unkle Dan anna Auntie Nancy, we alwayz haz time ta send purrz and
prayers to familee and frenz. Piglet gathering the kittens around her in a
circle for special purring.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture!

Ranger



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Old June 22nd 08, 12:27 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default More hoomin purrs, please

On Jun 21, 7:19 pm, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
wrote:
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture


Purrs frum mineown House, da wunz heer an da wunz on da moon.

--
Maggy May
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Old June 22nd 08, 12:51 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Exrxes News Network
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"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.



You obviously don't realise that keeping the wretched creature alive in such
a debilitated state is an act of cruelty - done solely to cater to your own
disgusting sentimentality.

Let it die with dignity - you're not fit to own a cat.


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Old June 22nd 08, 01:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here. This happens to be a
member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue
butting in.
"Exrxes News Network" wrote in message
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"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.



You obviously don't realise that keeping the wretched creature alive in
such a debilitated state is an act of cruelty - done solely to cater to
your own disgusting sentimentality.

Let it die with dignity - you're not fit to own a cat.



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Old June 22nd 08, 01:53 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
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In article ,
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.


Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an
a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all.
Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking
mebbe a liddle better dan it did before.

Fangu all fur your purrs.

Ranger
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Old June 22nd 08, 02:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred[_2_]
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Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:

In article ,
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.


Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an
a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all.
Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking
mebbe a liddle better dan it did before.

Fangu all fur your purrs.

Ranger


I just got here and there are purrs fur your Anti Genny whatever monster is
threatening her.

--
Peace,
Fred
(Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).
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Old June 22nd 08, 02:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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We fankz Bast and God for diz newz. Piglet relaxink a bit.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message
...
In article ,
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.


Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an
a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all.
Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking
mebbe a liddle better dan it did before.

Fangu all fur your purrs.

Ranger



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Old June 22nd 08, 04:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Mosey, PookieCat, Pipps n Sqweeks gather inna cirkle n start
puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz
puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz
puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz dem stroke monsters iz az badd as cancermonsters n
hart attax monsterz.
Meowmie is praying tew fur Betty to make et okay.
Wuv
Mosey
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney"
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly
help.

Fangu.

I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture!

Ranger



 




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