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More hoomin purrs, please
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture! Ranger |
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More hoomin purrs, please
Lotza puuuuurrrrrzez furr Grammeowmee
Betty! Pit2nya an Anti Sylvia "Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture! Ranger |
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More hoomin purrs, please
Awww Unkle Dan anna Auntie Nancy, we alwayz haz time ta send purrz and
prayers to familee and frenz. Piglet gathering the kittens around her in a circle for special purring. "Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture! Ranger |
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More hoomin purrs, please
On Jun 21, 7:19 pm, Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
wrote: You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture Purrs frum mineown House, da wunz heer an da wunz on da moon. -- Maggy May |
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More hoomin purrs, please
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. You obviously don't realise that keeping the wretched creature alive in such a debilitated state is an act of cruelty - done solely to cater to your own disgusting sentimentality. Let it die with dignity - you're not fit to own a cat. |
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More hoomin purrs, please
You stupid asshole, we are talking about people here. This happens to be a
member of "OUR" family and we don't appreciate idiots who have no clue butting in. "Exrxes News Network" wrote in message ... "Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. You obviously don't realise that keeping the wretched creature alive in such a debilitated state is an act of cruelty - done solely to cater to your own disgusting sentimentality. Let it die with dignity - you're not fit to own a cat. |
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Update: More hoomin purrs, please
In article ,
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote: You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all. Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking mebbe a liddle better dan it did before. Fangu all fur your purrs. Ranger |
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Update: More hoomin purrs, please
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote:
In article , Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote: You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all. Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking mebbe a liddle better dan it did before. Fangu all fur your purrs. Ranger I just got here and there are purrs fur your Anti Genny whatever monster is threatening her. -- Peace, Fred (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email). |
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Update: More hoomin purrs, please
We fankz Bast and God for diz newz. Piglet relaxink a bit.
"Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" wrote in message ... In article , Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney wrote: You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Mine Anti Genny called from da hospital. Grandmeowmie has a 'fection an a high temperature, so it might not have been a real stroke affur all. Dey's gifen her antibiotics and keepin her in da hospital. It's looking mebbe a liddle better dan it did before. Fangu all fur your purrs. Ranger |
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More hoomin purrs, please
Mosey, PookieCat, Pipps n Sqweeks gather inna cirkle n start
puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz puuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrz dem stroke monsters iz az badd as cancermonsters n hart attax monsterz. Meowmie is praying tew fur Betty to make et okay. Wuv Mosey "Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney" You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but while we's waitin some purrs furom da Community would prolly help. Fangu. I now return you to your regularly scheduleded lunar base 'venture! Ranger |
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