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  #21  
Old April 23rd 09, 11:08 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

itz so veri harda unnerstand demselvez, you eated da stampz den you gived
demselves bak anna hersef still izunt happi whatta ya gonna do, Tiger
"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab
long
fingernalez.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message

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"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
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well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif
dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
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The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


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I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.

I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.

Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.

I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy



  #22  
Old April 23rd 09, 11:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

no butted ifin you figurez itself owt let uses know anna we wil be ableta
get sum bread Tiger, eyein da ziplok bag
"Sundance" wrote in message
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Well, I haz nevver eeted stampz, so I duznt know. Maybe I will try dat,
but Meowmie keepz herown stampz in a fing wif a zipperfingy. Duz
enneekittee know how to opin a zipperfingy?

Sundance

"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab
long
fingernalez.

Sundance

"Sylvia M" wrote in message

...





"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez

Did dat happin to yoo?????

Sundance

"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif
dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.

I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.

Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.

I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy





  #23  
Old April 23rd 09, 02:50 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

On Apr 23, 6:09*am, "Stormmee" wrote:
no butted ifin you figurez itself owt let uses know anna we wil be ableta
get sum bread Tiger, eyein da ziplok bag


Iff yoo wan bread yoo gotta kanok da bred off da cownter and den da
d*ggy will open da pakuj an shar it wiff yoo. R Konrad d*ggy (RB)
useta doo dat an sew will mine d*g Hethur. Teemwurk iz reportant. I am
gonna gew haff sum bred gnow.

--
Wascal


"Sundance" wrote in message

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Well, I haz nevver eeted stampz, so I duznt know. *Maybe I will try dat,
but Meowmie keepz herown stampz in a fing wif a zipperfingy. *Duz
enneekittee know how to opin a zipperfingy?


Sundance


"Granby" wrote in message
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Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? *I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, *So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
....
On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt hab
long
fingernalez.


Sundance


"Sylvia M" wrote in message


...


"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif
dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. *I had to kween dem offa mine self. *An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. *She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.


I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. *Iam fine.


Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.


I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. *MeOwy- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


  #24  
Old April 23rd 09, 05:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

we duzint hafa d*g owrz hoominz izunt 'sponzible enuf for one of doze, anna
Mizz violette wundint 'low one inna howze when hersef lifed here, butted it
duz go inna katagori az why maybe we shuld get one, Tiger catsiderin...

Hey not efin bread or chikum iz wurf hafin a d*g, Trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 23, 6:09 am, "Stormmee" wrote:
no butted ifin you figurez itself owt let uses know anna we wil be ableta
get sum bread Tiger, eyein da ziplok bag


Iff yoo wan bread yoo gotta kanok da bred off da cownter and den da
d*ggy will open da pakuj an shar it wiff yoo. R Konrad d*ggy (RB)
useta doo dat an sew will mine d*g Hethur. Teemwurk iz reportant. I am
gonna gew haff sum bred gnow.

--
Wascal


"Sundance" wrote in message

...



Well, I haz nevver eeted stampz, so I duznt know. Maybe I will try dat,
but Meowmie keepz herown stampz in a fing wif a zipperfingy. Duz
enneekittee know how to opin a zipperfingy?


Sundance


"Granby" wrote in message
...
Hihi diz iz O T anna iz eatink stikkerz anyfing likez eatink a buk of
stampz? I did dat anna gramby got all hissed off, So, I wented into da
offize and frowed dem up and her wazn't too happi bout dat eifther.
Hoomanz, sumtimez u kan pleaze demselfez.
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Apr 21, 11:04 pm, "Sundance"
wrote:
Hihi, Sweetee. No, I duznt hab a sore froat. Meowmie thot I swollowed
da
stikkerz, but dey wuz still in da bak uv myown froat, and she duznt
hab
long
fingernalez.


Sundance


"Sylvia M" wrote in message


...


"Yu puurr boy, du yu hab uh sore throat neow??
---
Pit2nya (and hur lay-z meowmee hu wunt chaynj identitieez


Did dat happin to yoo?????


Sundance


"Stormmee" wrote in message
...
well i guezz it iz betterer dan hafin yourown tummy dekorated wif
dem,
Tiger
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez. Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I
had
eeted dem, she stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem
bak
owt.
I didnt unnerstan da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet
demselvez
enneeway, but if yoo duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat,
den
dont eet doze stikkerz.


Sundance- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


I skwatched mine clawz onna stywofoam box an gotted widdle wite things
all offer mine fur. I had to kween dem offa mine self. An den da
meowmie bekamed alarmed an wiped me off menny times wif wet paper
towls. She dint putted enny fingerfingys in mine froat.


I do gnot gno were awl dose widdl wite tings went. Iam fine.


Wotz of danjeruz tings awoun fur usses, akkordiong to da hoominz.


I gwad I gnot hoomin, fwettink awl da time. MeOwy- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -



  #25  
Old April 27th 09, 11:20 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Do not eet stikkerz


"Adam" wrote in message
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Wud yurownself like me to be Head Honcho? Whut wud be da dooteez?

Sundance


U cud b Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah insted. We need dat mor. Wud
involv working w/Vice GPB aka P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"


Well, if it wud serv Catmerica, den I assept.

Sundance


  #26  
Old April 27th 09, 05:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Adam[_3_]
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

Sundance wrote:
U cud b Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah insted. We need dat mor. Wud
involv working w/Vice GPB aka P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"


Well, if it wud serv Catmerica, den I assept.

Sundance


U in. NE ?ns, ask P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"
  #27  
Old April 27th 09, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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Default Do not eet stikkerz




"Adam" wrote in message
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Sundance wrote:
U cud b Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah insted. We need dat
mor. Wud involv working w/Vice GPB aka P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"


Well, if it wud serv Catmerica, den I assept.

Sundance


U in. NE ?ns, ask P2ña.

"Lovable Louise"


I yam bery hapy tu hab yu az Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah.
I kno yu wyll be bery hewlpfool, az yu awlreddee hewlpt wiff da Ossifurr
lyzt.
Between yu an me an Mosey, I am komfidint we wyll be bery ho kay!
--
Pitô.ônya

  #28  
Old May 4th 09, 12:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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Default Do not eet stikkerz


"John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:09:20 -0700, "Sundance"
wrote:

The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez.
Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had eeted dem, she
stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt. I didnt
unnerstan
da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez enneeway, but if yoo
duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance


i am sekretary of fudz and i neffur eated stikkers!
i hope you are gud now. did you eet the fingers?
beauty


No, I didnt eet da fingerz. Meowmie needz doze to opin owrown fudz, so I
let her keep dem.

Sundance


  #29  
Old May 21st 09, 05:22 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Tabbeycat
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

On Apr 22, 12:09*am, "Sundance"
wrote:
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an vegeblez.
Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had eeted dem, she
stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt. *I didnt unnerstan
da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez enneeway, but if yoo
duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance


She shudnt haf dun dat. Frute stikers are fud grade and will dissolve
in mewr stomach. Mew wuld onlee get sick if mew ate a hole lote of
dem. Wich is furry unlikely, becauses fewer frutes haf stikers now.
L.Tabbey
  #30  
Old May 21st 09, 07:59 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Do not eet stikkerz

I finkz herself meant da stikkerz like dat sayz cheekatia on da bananaz.
Willow scratchink herown head bout diz.
"Tabbeycat" wrote in message
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On Apr 22, 12:09 am, "Sundance"
wrote:
The uther day I eeted sum stikkerz, da kind dat kumz on frootz an
vegeblez.
Eetin dem waz not so bad, but when Meowmie seed dat I had eeted dem, she
stikked herown fingerz down my froat to get dem bak owt. I didnt unnerstan
da purroblim, kuz she wuznt plannin to eet demselvez enneeway, but if yoo
duznt want hoomin fingerz in yurown froat, den dont eet doze stikkerz.

Sundance


She shudnt haf dun dat. Frute stikers are fud grade and will dissolve
in mewr stomach. Mew wuld onlee get sick if mew ate a hole lote of
dem. Wich is furry unlikely, becauses fewer frutes haf stikers now.
L.Tabbey


 




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