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  #141  
Old March 27th 11, 05:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default the efinin mixer

oh der urself iz, i hopez da fisheez injoyed dersefz, i getted uses sum more
snakz anna dwinkz so i kan keep handin owt kollars, da porter kittyz still
hazint arrifed anna chester is startinta wurree bowt lucy anna anti julee,
Trudi, shyly takes jacks paw as dey return to the entry way
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 26, 5:45 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi smacks paw on forehead, glarez at soft fur misplacin files... smiles
at snowflake anna bobcat and says...

ok urselfz danze anna i willz go taka break wif jack gordon, himz sure iz
nize


Jack had been returning after helping Harry stow the fwoaty fishies
for the night and overhears Trudi's remark.
Jack little heart leaps and he steps out like a kitten, his head held
high and tail swishing.


  #142  
Old March 27th 11, 07:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Default From BobQat tew Snowflake the efinin mixer

Snowflake, mai dear, ai m BobQat, House of Whimsy, and you were the
flowergurl at Mosey and MeOwys winking, remembur? Meh n Mimzy wur da collar
bearerz. Mai ai hab diz danse wiff yew? Yew wyl dew fyne. BobQat

Ize heer an reedy to danze wif BobQat. Wud sumkittie pleeze do da
introduktionz?
Snowflake, very nervous, since she hazn't danzed in a long tyme an hopez
she memfurz how


On 3/25/2011 1:10 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey sez BobQat wood beh happee tew danse wiff Snowflake. Hur wuz en
owr winking, remembur? n hym iz uh gud danser.

Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile
weze entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez
kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to
which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.








  #143  
Old March 27th 11, 09:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default From BobQat tew Snowflake the efinin mixer

Ize waz so nurvus at da winkin, ize dont memfur much, but ize shur
memfur a hansome boykittie wif da kollarz.

yu iz a furry furry gud danzer. yu do a gud job ov keepin me frum
steppin all ofur yu pawz an tayle.

Snowflake

On 3/27/2011 11:44 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Snowflake, mai dear, ai m BobQat, House of Whimsy, and you were the
flowergurl at Mosey and MeOwys winking, remembur? Meh n Mimzy wur da
collar bearerz. Mai ai hab diz danse wiff yew? Yew wyl dew fyne. BobQat

Ize heer an reedy to danze wif BobQat. Wud sumkittie pleeze do da
introduktionz?
Snowflake, very nervous, since she hazn't danzed in a long tyme an
hopez she memfurz how


On 3/25/2011 1:10 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey sez BobQat wood beh happee tew danse wiff Snowflake. Hur wuz en
owr winking, remembur? n hym iz uh gud danser.

Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile
weze entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez
kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to
which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as
she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.








  #144  
Old March 28th 11, 05:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default From BobQat tew Snowflake the efinin mixer



Ize waz so nurvus at da winkin, ize dont memfur much, but ize shur memfur a
hansome boykittie wif da kollarz.


Yew did jest fyne wiff da bubbles. n fank yew fur da komplimunt

yu iz a furry furry gud danzer. yu do a gud job ov keepin me frum steppin
all ofur yu pawz an tayle.

Wull, Miss Snowflake, yu iz a furry furry gud danzer tew n we iz habbin sew
mutch fuhn.
Gnot tew wurry.
BobQat


On 3/27/2011 11:44 AM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Snowflake, mai dear, ai m BobQat, House of Whimsy, and you were the
flowergurl at Mosey and MeOwys winking, remembur? Meh n Mimzy wur da
collar bearerz. Mai ai hab diz danse wiff yew? Yew wyl dew fyne. BobQat

Ize heer an reedy to danze wif BobQat. Wud sumkittie pleeze do da
introduktionz?
Snowflake, very nervous, since she hazn't danzed in a long tyme an
hopez she memfurz how


On 3/25/2011 1:10 PM, Mosey =^..^= wrote:
Mosey sez BobQat wood beh happee tew danse wiff Snowflake. Hur wuz en
owr winking, remembur? n hym iz uh gud danser.

Trudi,

Kin yu rekommend a nice boykittie fur Snowflake? Sheze sittin offur der
but Ize sure she'd like a dance or two an sumkittie to chat wif wile
weze entertainin Sukie an Tina Marie.

Fangu furry much.

Booker, lukin after his older, but shyer, sissyfur.

On 3/22/2011 5:51 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
i willz be here, when efur ursefz iz readee, Trudi
wrote in message
. ..
Trudi, an introduktion wud be wunnerful, iffin ize kin figur out where
Chappy has gone off to. Ize sees Snowflake offur derr, she luks like
shez
bout to fall asleep. Ize go find Chappy an den weze all kum to yu
fur da
troductions. Fangu.

Booker

On 3/21/2011 6:20 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
ifin my stupid soft had notted sended da message to da wrung pwaxe
ursef
wulda knowed dat da gordon kittyz anna miss tina marie iz here, bof da
gordon gurlkitty anna miss tina marie iz bof single gurlcatz lukin ta
danze
anna haffa gud time, ifin ursefz wuld liksa intoduztin i wuld be
happee
ta
dowit, Trudi, still glarin atta soft fur hittin wrung buttunz today
wrote in message
...
Fangu fur da kollarz. Weze havin lotz of fun.

Booker

On 3/19/2011 6:30 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
trudi wafez as she passes by to deliver bookers fambleez
kollars... she
sees
what they are drinkin, nods in aprofal anna goes to find booker
wrote in message
...
Laughing having enjoyed the dancing, Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti
Mabel
settle at the bar with the others at the mixer. Most have
singlecatz
party collars like they do, matched to their outfits.

The catenders quietly bring Aunti Mabel's lift chair and Cash's
more
substantial stool and asks what they would like.

'I'z like to try sum other mousecream. I luved dat mousecreamsycle!
Suprize maiself?' says Daisy-chan. The catender who's wearing a
button
that says 'I'm just a Thom' grins and pulls out a blender to
which he
adds
mysterous things, at least one of which seems to be a whole
boneless
dressed out mouse, ice and lots of cream. This he turns into a
lovely
confection that is almost too thick to drink. The perfect final
touch
is
added with just a hint of nip gracing the top. Several kittahs look
on
in
avid interest to see if it tastes as good as it looks and the
sublime
expression as Daisy-chan takes her first taste, says it all.
Suddenly
but
not suprisingly, Thom is a very busy fellow! He adds it to the menu
above
the bar and being a simple fellow, calls it 'Thom's mousecream
delight'.

'Anna what may I get fur you 2 fine friends tonight?' asks a
catender
who's button says 'I'm Stuart, but not Little'. Aunti Mabel bats
her
eyes
and asks if he might have any pig blood and livers? She'd love some
of
that blended up with a bit of crushed ice and a small jigger of
vodka?
Cash's ears almost stand up (quite a feat for a beagle!) as Stuart
checks.
Stuart comes back with a smile and asks if they would prefer duck,
pork,
or chicken liver as he has all 3. Aunti Mabel selects lucious duck
liver
while Cash, moaning at his waistline a little selects pork. Stuart
speaks
into a little microphone to the kitchen to bring the items plus
spare
knowing that once a special is made, others will want some. Then he
turns
to demo the vodkas. Cash defers to Aunti's advanced knowledge as
she
selects one that looks like a glacier was captured in a bottle. As
she
selects, a little lady from the kitchen comes laden with goodies. A
few
moments later, 2 large short stemmed mahgarita glasses lightly
rimmed
in
gingered sugar arrive with their drinks. On the board above, Stuart
adds
'Stuarts bloody fantasy' under Thom's mousecream delight.

The party builds.









  #145  
Old March 28th 11, 05:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Default the efinin mixer

We ar finely heer! Chester, i em so so so so sorry fur being so furry
late. I lufff mew and am sorree mew had tu wait so longg.

Lucy anna her brothers Jack, Joey anna Jaspurr



On Mar 27, 11:53*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
oh der urself iz, i hopez da fisheez injoyed dersefz, i getted uses sum more
snakz anna dwinkz so i kan keep handin owt kollars, da porter kittyz still
hazint arrifed anna chester is startinta wurree bowt lucy anna anti julee,
Trudi, shyly takes jacks paw as dey return to the entry way"rafflescat" wrote in message

  #146  
Old March 28th 11, 05:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the efinin mixer

wayyyyy kule, letz danze, i knowz da mcmaster gurlz iz awond here sumwhere,
iz bear a single mancat?

chester grabbin da paw of hiz lucy anna headin to da table where da winked
kollarz iz...

he sees trudi anna sayz, qwik gif uses kollarz so we kan danze...

trudi paws ofur da kollars, gowlde wif black writin anna shoos them into da
door...
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
...
We ar finely heer! Chester, i em so so so so sorry fur being so furry
late. I lufff mew and am sorree mew had tu wait so longg.

Lucy anna her brothers Jack, Joey anna Jaspurr



On Mar 27, 11:53 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
oh der urself iz, i hopez da fisheez injoyed dersefz, i getted uses sum
more
snakz anna dwinkz so i kan keep handin owt kollars, da porter kittyz still
hazint arrifed anna chester is startinta wurree bowt lucy anna anti julee,
Trudi, shyly takes jacks paw as dey return to the entry way"rafflescat"
wrote in message



  #147  
Old March 28th 11, 03:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Community Cats[_5_]
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Posts: 16
Default Re Hey Jocko : from Mimzy the efinin mixer

On Fri, 25 Mar 2011 21:21:24 -0700, Mosey =^..^= wrote:

"
Hey Jocko, ai m vury imprussed wiff yer scuba diving n wood yew wike tew
danse wif meh n hab sum dwimkz n snax BobQat kan fynd hisownself uh
singul gurlcat tew danse wiff.
Mimzy


Yes, I'd luf too! I never get enough chances to danze.

Jocko
  #148  
Old March 28th 11, 08:04 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default Re Hey Jocko : from Mimzy the efinin mixer


"
Hey Jocko, ai m vury imprussed wiff yer scuba diving n wood yew wike tew
danse wif meh n hab sum dwimkz n snax
BobQat kan fynd hisownself uh
singul gurlcat tew danse wiff.
Mimzy


Yes, I'd luf too! I never get enough chances to danze.


Jocko


Wel, den, letz danze.
ai fink yoo r uh celebrity, cuz wee seed uh scuba diving kitty n hiz nayme
wuz Jocko on Cats 101 on da TV fingy.
Mimzy

  #149  
Old March 29th 11, 06:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats[_2_]
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Posts: 443
Default the efinin mixer

Yess Bear is singul! He an his bruthers will try tu find Beauty anna
Cinder anna Spring.


Letz danze!! Owh Chester, da collars ar beyutifull!!

Lucy


On Mar 27, 11:28*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
wayyyyy kule, letz danze, i knowz da mcmaster gurlz iz awond here sumwhere,
iz bear a single mancat?

chester grabbin da paw of hiz lucy anna headin to da table where da winked
kollarz iz...

he sees trudi anna sayz, qwik gif uses kollarz so we kan danze...

trudi paws ofur da kollars, gowlde wif black writin anna shoos them into da
door...
"The Porter Cats" wrote in ...
We ar finely heer! Chester, i em so so so so sorry fur being so furry
late. I lufff mew and am sorree mew had tu wait so longg.

Lucy anna her brothers Jack, Joey anna Jaspurr

On Mar 27, 11:53 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:



oh der urself iz, i hopez da fisheez injoyed dersefz, i getted uses sum
more
snakz anna dwinkz so i kan keep handin owt kollars, da porter kittyz still
hazint arrifed anna chester is startinta wurree bowt lucy anna anti julee,
Trudi, shyly takes jacks paw as dey return to the entry way"rafflescat"
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  #150  
Old March 29th 11, 02:06 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default the efinin mixer

trudi gifz da porter boys four kollarz, dey iz white wif red writin on dem,
single iz da word...

i thinkz beauty iz by da horsey devourz table anna da ofur two iz in der
sumwhere... she shoes the firzt three into the single rum... and sayz, ...
bear, diz little white gurl kitty iz barbi mine newezt howze mate, she iza
single gurlcat... pushing shy barbi furwurd... in a tiny voice she sayz
hello anna blushes so much herown white furzs tinge pink...
"The Porter Cats" wrote in message
...
Yess Bear is singul! He an his bruthers will try tu find Beauty anna
Cinder anna Spring.


Letz danze!! Owh Chester, da collars ar beyutifull!!

Lucy


On Mar 27, 11:28 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
wayyyyy kule, letz danze, i knowz da mcmaster gurlz iz awond here
sumwhere,
iz bear a single mancat?

chester grabbin da paw of hiz lucy anna headin to da table where da winked
kollarz iz...

he sees trudi anna sayz, qwik gif uses kollarz so we kan danze...

trudi paws ofur da kollars, gowlde wif black writin anna shoos them into
da
door...
"The Porter Cats" wrote in
...
We ar finely heer! Chester, i em so so so so sorry fur being so furry
late. I lufff mew and am sorree mew had tu wait so longg.

Lucy anna her brothers Jack, Joey anna Jaspurr

On Mar 27, 11:53 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:



oh der urself iz, i hopez da fisheez injoyed dersefz, i getted uses sum
more
snakz anna dwinkz so i kan keep handin owt kollars, da porter kittyz
still
hazint arrifed anna chester is startinta wurree bowt lucy anna anti
julee,
Trudi, shyly takes jacks paw as dey return to the entry way"rafflescat"
wrote in message- Hide quoted
text -


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