Happy Turkey day to all

Yu poor Yu!
hab summa mine sooven stew.
Akshuoolee, I olny gotted kruncheez an canfuud mineownself.

I eggzpekt turkeyburd tumurro. Caterday,
Datz wen da eggztended famblee getz tugedder.
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Pitô.ônya

"Sundance" wrote in message
t...
Dey shur did! We didn't git nuffin speshul fur Turkeybird Day! Meowmie
wuz gon awl day an didnt git home to giv ussez owrown dinner til
furryfurry late! Den we didnt evin git owr treetz fur da eevnin, kuz she
sed we juss had dinner!

Sundance, thinking something is wrong with that picture

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Actually, we can fix that!

[Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse.
Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later,
the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house.


snip

Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Tabitha

Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet!
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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM

"Sundance" wrote:

Anna happy Fangsgiffing to effurywun!

Mietze

[grumble-whine]

No turrkeeburrd fur us! Owr hoomins ar vejit...vejtabull...uh...dey
dont eet meet. Whoa is us!

Neko

Datz horrybul! If dey iz kittee servintz, dey shud kno dat kitteez iz
meetatarianz an needz dere meet!

Sundance

Oh, dey no. But still no turrkeeburrd, rappd in loominum foyl, nize
an joosy, not wun morsull.

Neko, not mentioning the turkey Fancy Feast for supper

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let me get lucy, Chester drooling
Tabitha Fluffytail wrote in message
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In article ,
John Ross Mc Master wrote:

On Tue, 20 Nov 2007 13:47:54 GMT, kraut
wrote:



Just a short note to wish all a Happy Turkey day to those who are
where it is celebrated.


i'm in catnada where the turkey day is the same as columbus day. i
want more turkeybird. can i be a americat for the day?
beauty

Actually, we can fix that!

[Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse.
Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later,
the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house.

Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an
RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large
refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house.
An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the
passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and
the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and
banging issue forth.

A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp
slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug
comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of
serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on
top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning
donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes
his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed
it's engine can propel it.

Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front
door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it.
Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the
whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up
serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving carts.

Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth
kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and
canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled
sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.]

Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Tabitha

Tiger grabs his winks paw and heads for the fuds
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Actually, we can fix that!

[Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse.
Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour later,
the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house.

Tabitha runs to a window to look. Convertible cars, motorcycles, and an
RV are parked randomly all over the street outside. A really large
refrigerated box van squeals to a stop directly in front of the house.
An orange tabby cat is at the wheel with a skinny grey kitten in the
passenger seat. Both kitties disappear into the beack of the truck, and
the truck starts rocking back and forth as sounds of clanging and
banging issue forth.

A few minutes later we hear a small diesel engine roar to life. A ramp
slides down from the back of the truck and a bright yellow motorized tug
comes shooting out of the back of the truck, pulling a long chain of
serving carts. Sammy is at the wheel of the tug, with Ranger standing on
top of the frontmost serving cart. Sammy whips the tug around, turning
donuts in the street, then lines up on Beauty's front door. He pushes
his paw all the way to the metal, revving the tug to the fastest speed
it's engine can propel it.

Tabitha, seeing the potential for disaster, dashes to Beauty's front
door and flings it open just moments before Sammy would run in to it.
Sammy speeds into the living room and stands on the brakes, bringing the
whole set of carts to a halt. Ranger hops down and begins to set up
serving tables as Sammy starts to unload platters from the serving
carts.

Roast turkeybird, roast beast, sooven stew. There are skewers of moth
kabob and mouse kabob, and dishes of a wide variety of kibbles and
canned foods. Grilled skwirls, grilled ear of sooven, grilled
sammon-fishie - all sorts of yummy foods appear on the serving tables.]

Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Tabitha

Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM

dat iz juzt wrung, owrz hoominz wuz away eatin cheezycake in chicatgo,
Chester
Sundance wrote in message
t...
Dey shur did! We didn't git nuffin speshul fur Turkeybird Day! Meowmie
wuz
gon awl day an didnt git home to giv ussez owrown dinner til furryfurry
late! Den we didnt evin git owr treetz fur da eevnin, kuz she sed we juss
had dinner!

Sundance, thinking something is wrong with that picture

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Actually, we can fix that!

[Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse.
Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour
later,
the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house.


snip

Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind
enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Tabitha

Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM

make demselvez gif you a boca vegan burger, i still izunt sure whuta boca iz
but itz burgerz sure duz tazte gud, Chester, equal oppertuniti eater
The Clowder (South) wrote in message
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kraut wrote:

Just a short note to wish all a Happy Turkey day to those who are
where it is celebrated.

Anna happy Fangsgiffing to effurywun!

Mietze

[grumble-whine]

No turrkeeburrd fur us! Owr hoomins ar vejit...vejtabull...uh...dey
dont eet meet. Whoa is us!

Neko
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Hoomanz duzent just forgetted uzens whenz it omez ta good fudz, dey didntd
gif da gramby anyuf dez chezkakt stuff and herselfz loves dat gooey stuffz.
"Stormmee" wrote in message
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dat iz juzt wrung, owrz hoominz wuz away eatin cheezycake in chicatgo,
Chester
Sundance wrote in message
t...
Dey shur did! We didn't git nuffin speshul fur Turkeybird Day! Meowmie
wuz
gon awl day an didnt git home to giv ussez owrown dinner til furryfurry
late! Den we didnt evin git owr treetz fur da eevnin, kuz she sed we
juss
had dinner!

Sundance, thinking something is wrong with that picture

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:05:56 -0600, Tabitha Fluffytail's nimble,
little paws typed:


Actually, we can fix that!

[Tabitha gets out her cell phone and calls the FluffyKitz warehouse.
Sammy and Ranger both dash into the teleporter. Less than an hour
later,
the squealing of tires can be heard outside Beauty's house.


snip

Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind
enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife
da
FluffyKitz truck.

Tabitha

Wow! You gize safed da day again! C'mon gize letz eet!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/23/2007 11:16:50 AM

On Sun, 25 Nov 2007 02:16:47 -0600, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

Tiger grabs his winks paw and heads for the fuds

Hokay den, bigboy! [hands him a plate] Herz sum turkeybird an
stuffink wif giblet grafy, sum yamz an sum ov dat cranberry stuff.
Wood you like sum sooven too?

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Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
11/25/2007 12:47:40 PM

How old are you, Mr. Lewi? I am almost eighteen human years old.

Kitty Schottland

"Granby" wrote in message
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Lewi duzn't haf to look at sassy, the kindness in Kitty schottland just
shows through. He sitz down before the piles of food she has given him
and they begin to eat.
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
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Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Oh, what a beautiful spread! Mr. Lewi, would you and your hearing dog
Sassy like to sit with mineownselves?

Kitty Schottland

Madam I am a youg cat, well some would say Kitty, I am about a year ld. I
hope that does not stop us from being friends. Lewi is amazed that he can
communicate with this lady without Sassy having to be present. (gramby note,
will have to ask Soft, he is young but seems more gentlemanly and never
been kitty playful.)
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
How old are you, Mr. Lewi? I am almost eighteen human years old.

Kitty Schottland

"Granby" wrote in message
...
Lewi duzn't haf to look at sassy, the kindness in Kitty schottland just
shows through. He sitz down before the piles of food she has given him
and they begin to eat.
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Here you go, Beauty - lots and lots of turkeybird! Since you'z kind
enuf
to allow usses to bisit you at your home, den we can hepp out by
bringing da turkeybird. Besides, Sammy will take any excuse to drife da
FluffyKitz truck.

Oh, what a beautiful spread! Mr. Lewi, would you and your hearing dog
Sassy like to sit with mineownselves?

Kitty Schottland