A cat forum. CatBanter

If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ by clicking the link above. You may have to register before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

Go Back   Home » CatBanter forum » Cat Newsgroups » Cat anecdotes
Site Map Home Register Authors List Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read Web Partners

Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin



 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old June 6th 06, 12:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions of
sloth. Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, so let it be known that
r.p.c.a. does not condone the behaviour depicted in these images.
These images are excessive and gratuitous: view at your own risk!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg

First, we will define poking: To poke is to work very hard at doing
nothing. Kumani, on the right, depicts a normal curled-up cat enjoying
an afternoon nap. Smokey, on the left, is in a poke...poking fairly
hard in fact.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00346.jpg

These images aren't posed. That really IS what he does all day.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00371.jpg

Smokey moved his paw for a bit of a stretch. Fortunately, he
remembered quickly that moving is discouraged (stretching counts as
doing something, and the true Zen poker can pass hours doing nothing at
all) and so you can see his paw remains spread out across the couch,
hanging partially in mid-air, as he is too lazy to put it down again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00370.jpg

Excessive poking leads to complete derangement.

--Fil

  #2  
Old June 6th 06, 01:09 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

"Enfilade" wrote in message
oups.com...
Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions of
sloth. Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, so let it be known that
r.p.c.a. does not condone the behaviour depicted in these images.
These images are excessive and gratuitous: view at your own risk!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg

First, we will define poking: To poke is to work very hard at doing
nothing. Kumani, on the right, depicts a normal curled-up cat enjoying
an afternoon nap. Smokey, on the left, is in a poke...poking fairly
hard in fact.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00346.jpg

These images aren't posed. That really IS what he does all day.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00371.jpg

Smokey moved his paw for a bit of a stretch. Fortunately, he
remembered quickly that moving is discouraged (stretching counts as
doing something, and the true Zen poker can pass hours doing nothing at
all) and so you can see his paw remains spread out across the couch,
hanging partially in mid-air, as he is too lazy to put it down again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00370.jpg

Excessive poking leads to complete derangement.

--Fil


ROTFLMAO! Does true poking exclude retracting the tongue back into the
mouth after washing a paw? ;

--

Hugs,

CatNipped

See all my masters at: http://www.PossiblePlaces.com/CatNipped/



  #3  
Old June 6th 06, 01:13 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin



ROTFLMAO! Does true poking exclude retracting the tongue back into the
mouth after washing a paw? ;


I think it excludes washing a paw, to be honest. Bathing counts as
"doing something."

I think he had just yawned, but i missed the yawn and caught the
nose-lick that comes after it.

Smokey's kinda pathetic really. Nocturne will groom for hours. Smokey
will lick himself 3 or 4 times, call it good enough, and commence the
morning's poke.

--Fil

  #4  
Old June 6th 06, 01:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

On 2006-06-05 18:21:17 -0500, "Enfilade" said:

Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions of
sloth. Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, so let it be known that
r.p.c.a. does not condone the behaviour depicted in these images.
These images are excessive and gratuitous: view at your own risk!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg

First, we will define poking: To poke is to work very hard at doing
nothing. Kumani, on the right, depicts a normal curled-up cat enjoying
an afternoon nap. Smokey, on the left, is in a poke...poking fairly
hard in fact.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00346.jpg

These images aren't posed. That really IS what he does all day.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00371.jpg

Smokey moved his paw for a bit of a stretch. Fortunately, he
remembered quickly that moving is discouraged (stretching counts as
doing something, and the true Zen poker can pass hours doing nothing at
all) and so you can see his paw remains spread out across the couch,
hanging partially in mid-air, as he is too lazy to put it down again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00370.jpg

Excessive poking leads to complete derangement.

--Fil


ROFL!! I love that first one in particular. He is SOOOOO cute!

  #5  
Old June 6th 06, 02:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

Enfilade wrote:

Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions
of sloth...
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg


I just started a new job last month, and while I'm very happy to have
a regular income, and I like the work, I haven't yet connected with
anyone socially. There are many reasons for this, but the most significant
is that I tend to work alone most of the time. I'm the only person who
does what I do, so although I interact with people to talk about work,
I'm not really part of any team. Plus, my office is in a remote corner,
where the only other person nearby is the most unfriendly co-worker I've
ever met! (OK, maybe not *ever*, but in recent memory, at least.)

Anyway, you might wonder what relevance this has to your post. Here's
what it is: I started to feel a bit depressed and isolated today, and I
was wondering if I would ever feel like a part of things here. And then
I checked RPCA, saw your post, and clicked on the above link. It really
cheered me up! So I've downloaded it to my desktop, where it can give me
a smile whenever I start to feel a little lonely.

They are both *soooo* adorable.

Joyce
  #6  
Old June 6th 06, 04:34 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

Enfilade wrote:
Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions of
sloth. Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, so let it be known that
r.p.c.a. does not condone the behaviour depicted in these images.
These images are excessive and gratuitous: view at your own risk!



LOL! What a sinful poker! I'd call Caliban a poker, except he never lies
still, he loves rolling around. I guess that counts as 'doing
something.' He will roll around on the smallest areas, like the top
level of the cat tree. I'm always expecting him to come crashing down.


--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.
Stories and pics at http://koti.welho.com/mkurten/
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki
  #7  
Old June 6th 06, 05:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

"Enfilade" wrote:


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg

First, we will define poking: To poke is to work very hard at doing
nothing. Kumani, on the right, depicts a normal curled-up cat enjoying
an afternoon nap. Smokey, on the left, is in a poke...poking fairly
hard in fact.


Ah! I have often wondered what a Smokey Poke would look like.

Does he read "Garfield" for inspiration?
--

Wayne M.
  #8  
Old June 6th 06, 05:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

On 5 Jun 2006 16:21:17 -0700, "Enfilade"
yodeled:

Warning to the sensitive: These images contain graphic depictions of
sloth. Sloth is one of the seven deadly sins, so let it be known that
r.p.c.a. does not condone the behaviour depicted in these images.
These images are excessive and gratuitous: view at your own risk!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00382.jpg

First, we will define poking: To poke is to work very hard at doing
nothing. Kumani, on the right, depicts a normal curled-up cat enjoying
an afternoon nap. Smokey, on the left, is in a poke...poking fairly
hard in fact.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00346.jpg

These images aren't posed. That really IS what he does all day.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00371.jpg

Smokey moved his paw for a bit of a stretch. Fortunately, he
remembered quickly that moving is discouraged (stretching counts as
doing something, and the true Zen poker can pass hours doing nothing at
all) and so you can see his paw remains spread out across the couch,
hanging partially in mid-air, as he is too lazy to put it down again.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y21...e/DSC00370.jpg

Excessive poking leads to complete derangement.

--Fil



Sloth happens to be my favorite sin. It's very underrated.


Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
  #9  
Old June 6th 06, 05:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

Kreisleriana wrote:

Sloth happens to be my favorite sin. It's very underrated.


"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying
around, I'd rather lie around. No contest." -- Eric Clapton


Joyce
  #10  
Old June 6th 06, 05:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
external usenet poster
 
Posts: n/a
Default Smokey's Explicit images of a deadly sin

On 06 Jun 2006 04:32:01 GMT, yodeled:

Kreisleriana wrote:

Sloth happens to be my favorite sin. It's very underrated.


"Given the choice between accomplishing something and just lying
around, I'd rather lie around. No contest." -- Eric Clapton


Joyce


And I always liked him, too.

Theresa
Stinky Pictures:
http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
 




Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Ultimate Kitten Fever -- 22 images O J Cat anecdotes 0 January 29th 05 07:41 PM


All times are GMT +1. The time now is 12:11 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©2004-2024 CatBanter.
The comments are property of their posters.