Hewp ussez libberate da turkeybird!

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

In article ,
"Sundance" wrote:

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

Dis is horribuble! Dis cannot be tolerated! Mine orange buddy, wes gots
to remedy dis.

Amelia, can you adjust a 'porter so dat we could 'port into da
frigelator and liberate dat poor turkeybird?

Sammy

Dis is horribuble! Dis cannot be tolerated! Mine orange buddy, wes gots
to remedy dis.

Amelia, can you adjust a 'porter so dat we could 'port into da
frigelator and liberate dat poor turkeybird?

Sammy

I don't know, that's would require great precision. It would be awful if
you came out on the other side in the middle of a shelf...

Amelia

"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
...
Dis is horribuble! Dis cannot be tolerated! Mine orange buddy, wes gots
to remedy dis.

Amelia, can you adjust a 'porter so dat we could 'port into da
frigelator and liberate dat poor turkeybird?

Sammy

I don't know, that's would require great precision. It would be awful if
you came out on the other side in the middle of a shelf...

Amelia

Ooh, yes, dat wud be terrybobble! Mebbe we kan port da frigelator dore to
sumwharez else, like into da owt. Kud a 'porter do dat?

Sundance

Ooh, yes, dat wud be terrybobble! Mebbe we kan port da frigelator dore to
sumwharez else, like into da owt. Kud a 'porter do dat?

Sundance

5t could, if it was programmed carefully enough. We just have to be
really sure that we don't accidentally 'port the turkey out too!

Of course we could always just ask Tabitha to 'port some turkey to us
from the FluffyKitz warehouse.

Amelia

On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:55:09 -0700, "Sundance"
wrote:

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance


fudz lokked away from cats! thats badbad terrubul. i meow until my
sekretary giffs me fudz. can you do that too?
beauty

On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:55:09 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

Hmmm, if'n I remembfur, sumkitty heer gave lessons on how to open da
cold-boks door. I bet Cleo would know....

An in da meentime, just keep remindink yur meowmie by beink
efurrywhere she iz, an meowing pitifully....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

7/27/2008 11:36:37 PM

Hihi diz iz O T anna if Piglet waznt buzy at da Broadway thingie wiff
Wascal, her kud open da fridge door for yourownselves. Her knowz how ta do
diz fingie.
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:55:09 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv
itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

Hmmm, if'n I remembfur, sumkitty heer gave lessons on how to open da
cold-boks door. I bet Cleo would know....

An in da meentime, just keep remindink yur meowmie by beink
efurrywhere she iz, an meowing pitifully....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I haz bin doin juss that! Ize stayin rite in frunt uv herown face so she
rememfurz dat she haz a kittee to take kare uv. Rebecca wuz helpin, too, by
walkin bak an forf akross Meowmie's lap. She juss iznt gittin da messij.

Sundance

In article , carrieandbishop-
says...
Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

Wy iz dere turkeybird inna frij ennyhoo??? Izzit Fangu Giffink Day???

--- Onyx, hoo thawt fer SHUR dat Fangu Giffink Day wuz in Nofempurr...

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"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran