Hewp ussez libberate da turkeybird!

"Sundance" wrote in message
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"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:55:09 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur
ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv
itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can
eet
itself?

Sundance

Hmmm, if'n I remembfur, sumkitty heer gave lessons on how to open da
cold-boks door. I bet Cleo would know....

An in da meentime, just keep remindink yur meowmie by beink
efurrywhere she iz, an meowing pitifully....
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

I haz bin doin juss that! Ize stayin rite in frunt uv herown face so
she rememfurz dat she haz a kittee to take kare uv. Rebecca wuz
helpin, too, by walkin bak an forf akross Meowmie's lap. She juss
iznt gittin da messij.

Sundance
Yu gotta sit in frunt of da frigelator an kwy...juzt lyke Anaïs sed...
"meowing pitifully", an awlz mornfoolee an hungrillee, lyke diz...
Meeeoooouuuuuuuoooo, yoooowuuuulllllll, neeeoooowwww!
Espeshully nnnnnnnnnoooooooooowwwwwwww!!!!

Pit2nya

Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! *How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

A gray tabby and white cloud floats down from the Bridge and whispers
in Sundance's ear Wait until she takes it out and puts it on the
counter. Then you jump up there and attack it, like I almost did one
time. Good luck! Gray tabby and white cloud floats back up to the
bridge.

Respectfully meowed,
Scrappy (RB)

I kin open da fridg door. I did dis allda time before my momm gott da
child lox.

I will teech mew.

Bear



Sundance wrote:
Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv itself
to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can eet
itself?

Sundance

In article ,
says...
I kin open da fridg door. I did dis allda time before my momm gott da
child lox.

I will teech mew.

Bear

Wy did yurmom git child lox fur da frij??? Duzzint she noze dat yu izza
CAT an' it iz yurownself'z RITE tu haf 24/7 akksess tu da frij???
Beesidez, child lox onna frij izzint immune tu kittiez tryin' tu git
intu da frij. Dat'z wy dem iz kalled CHILD lox an' NOTTID kitty lox!!!

Hoomanz kin be sew furryfurryfurry denze sumtymez, izza wunder wy weez
kitteez puttid up wif dem!!!

--- Onyx, eggzaspurraytid frum deelin' wif klooless hoomanz...

--
"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran

Dem lox iz what da gramby hadda put on diz frig and ruinz allofmy funfun.
Piglet not liking the locks one bit.
"Lucy" wrote in message
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I kin open da fridg door. I did dis allda time before my momm gott da child
lox.

I will teech mew.

Bear



Sundance wrote:
Dum Meowmie bringed home sum turkeybird fur ussez (it muss be fur ussez,
rite?), but den putted itself in da frigelator and furgetted to giv
itself to ussez! How kan we git it owt uv da frigelator drore so we can
eet itself?

Sundance

Cory wrote:
In article ,
says...
I kin open da fridg door. I did dis allda time before my momm gott da
child lox.

I will teech mew.

Bear

Wy did yurmom git child lox fur da frij??? Duzzint she noze dat yu izza
CAT an' it iz yurownself'z RITE tu haf 24/7 akksess tu da frij???
Beesidez, child lox onna frij izzint immune tu kittiez tryin' tu git
intu da frij. Dat'z wy dem iz kalled CHILD lox an' NOTTID kitty lox!!!

Hoomanz kin be sew furryfurryfurry denze sumtymez, izza wunder wy weez
kitteez puttid up wif dem!!!

--- Onyx, eggzaspurraytid frum deelin' wif klooless hoomanz...


Diz is zactly what I tole her. Shees untraineable.

Bear

In article ,
says...


Cory wrote:
In article ,
says...
I kin open da fridg door. I did dis allda time before my momm gott da
child lox.

I will teech mew.

Bear

Wy did yurmom git child lox fur da frij??? Duzzint she noze dat yu izza
CAT an' it iz yurownself'z RITE tu haf 24/7 akksess tu da frij???
Beesidez, child lox onna frij izzint immune tu kittiez tryin' tu git
intu da frij. Dat'z wy dem iz kalled CHILD lox an' NOTTID kitty lox!!!

Hoomanz kin be sew furryfurryfurry denze sumtymez, izza wunder wy weez
kitteez puttid up wif dem!!!

--- Onyx, eggzaspurraytid frum deelin' wif klooless hoomanz...


Diz is zactly what I tole her. Shees untraineable.

Bear

*Onyx motions for his friend to come closer so that he can whisper*

Duz knottid tell yurown Meowmie I sed dis, buttid ittid sowndz morer
wike hur iz stoopid, Bear.

--- Onyx, lookin' sideways to make sure no one else heard that...

--
"Life without liberty is like a body without spirit." --- Kahlil Gibran

urmom git child lox fur da frij??? Duzzint she noze dat yu izza
CAT an' it iz yurownself'z RITE tu haf 24/7 akksess tu da frij???
Beesidez, child lox onna frij izzint immune tu kittiez tryin' tu git
intu da frij. Dat'z wy dem iz kalled CHILD lox an' NOTTID kitty lox!!!

Hoomanz kin be sew furryfurryfurry denze sumtymez, izza wunder wy weez
kitteez puttid up wif dem!!!

--- Onyx, eggzaspurraytid frum deelin' wif klooless hoomanz...

Diz is zactly what I tole her. Shees untraineable.

Bear

*Onyx motions for his friend to come closer so that he can whisper*

Duz knottid tell yurown Meowmie I sed dis, buttid ittid sowndz morer
wike hur iz stoopid, Bear.

--- Onyx, lookin' sideways to make sure no one else heard that...


Yu culd be rite. But Ide neffur say dat an hurtid her feelengs. I just
twy to take care of hur. She needs a lot ov kittycat help.

Bear