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Mom, I'm STARVING!
Persia here. My mommy is starving me! She will only give me what she calls
"1 and a half cups" of my special crunchies every day. She has dis scoop ting she uses ta put da food in da bowl a coupla times inna day. I'm da big girl; I need more food dan dat! (And she only gives me da gooshy food sumtimes.) When I wake Mommy up in da morning she gives me one scoop of da crunchies. (My mommy says dis is called x/d.) Dey are so good! I eat dem all up. But den da bowl is empty! I've tried talking to Mommy but she doesn't unnerstand I need more of da crunchies. I talk wif different words but she doesn't unnerstand. (Sumtimes she even laffs at me; dats mean!) Den I don't get more of da crunchies for a long time... I hafta take several naps so I don tink about being hungry. Last night she made da fish. She didn't eat it all... she put it in da big cold box. She didn't give me any! Dat is just mean. She gave me a small piece of sumfin she called da "hush puppy" and laffed and said it should be called da "hush kitty". It was good but it wasn't da fish! How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Yours in purrs, Persia |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message .. . Persia here. My mommy is starving me! She will only give me what she calls "1 and a half cups" of my special crunchies every day. She has dis scoop ting she uses ta put da food in da bowl a coupla times inna day. I'm da big girl; I need more food dan dat! (And she only gives me da gooshy food sumtimes.) When I wake Mommy up in da morning she gives me one scoop of da crunchies. (My mommy says dis is called x/d.) Dey are so good! I eat dem all up. But den da bowl is empty! I've tried talking to Mommy but she doesn't unnerstand I need more of da crunchies. I talk wif different words but she doesn't unnerstand. (Sumtimes she even laffs at me; dats mean!) Den I don't get more of da crunchies for a long time... I hafta take several naps so I don tink about being hungry. Last night she made da fish. She didn't eat it all... she put it in da big cold box. She didn't give me any! Dat is just mean. She gave me a small piece of sumfin she called da "hush puppy" and laffed and said it should be called da "hush kitty". It was good but it wasn't da fish! How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Yours in purrs, Persia Dear Persia Maybe your meowmie finks you too fluffy., den she say its for your own good. Me and Kitty lucky, it safe here and we can go in the out and do da exercise. Dis mean we can eat everyfing and never get too fluffy! I guess you just havta trust your meowmie to know what's best. lots of purrs Boyfriend |
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"jmcquown" wrote in message .. . Persia here. My mommy is starving me! snip How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Lose some weight, you fat cat! |
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Dear Persia,
My hoomine calls me Pheniox. hav u try to yell at the hoomine? I yell at my hoomine and she sometime give in. If not the smelly thing they put stuff in has food. The hoomine will yell if you do it and get caught. So you have to stalk it first. Maybe if you make your hoomine play with you some of your pretty fluff will go away and you can have more crunchies. I sorry your hoomine is being mean to you, I have a mean hoomine to, she makes me drink yuky water. Good luck training the hoomine, Pheniox -- Message posted via http://www.catkb.com |
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Pat wrote:
"jmcquown" wrote in message .. . Persia here. My mommy is starving me! snip How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Lose some weight, you fat cat! Dat's not da nice ting ta say. Hiss |
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Pat wrote:
"jmcquown" wrote in message .. . Persia here. My mommy is starving me! snip How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Lose some weight, you fat cat! puffs up fur My Persia is *NOT* fat!!!! growls low It's not nice to say mean things about *MY* Persia! -- The ONE and ONLY lefthanded-pathetic-paranoid-psychotic-sarcastic-wiseass-ditzy former-blonde in Bloomington! (And proud of it, too)© email me at nalee1964 (at) insightbb (dot) com http://community.webshots.com/user/mgcmdjeep |
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jmcquown wrote:
Persia here. My mommy is starving me! She will only give me what she calls "1 and a half cups" of my special crunchies every day. She has dis scoop ting she uses ta put da food in da bowl a coupla times inna day. I'm da big girl; I need more food dan dat! (And she only gives me da gooshy food sumtimes.) When I wake Mommy up in da morning she gives me one scoop of da crunchies. (My mommy says dis is called x/d.) Dey are so good! I eat dem all up. But den da bowl is empty! I've tried talking to Mommy but she doesn't unnerstand I need more of da crunchies. I talk wif different words but she doesn't unnerstand. (Sumtimes she even laffs at me; dats mean!) Den I don't get more of da crunchies for a long time... I hafta take several naps so I don tink about being hungry. Last night she made da fish. She didn't eat it all... she put it in da big cold box. She didn't give me any! Dat is just mean. She gave me a small piece of sumfin she called da "hush puppy" and laffed and said it should be called da "hush kitty". It was good but it wasn't da fish! How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Yours in purrs, Persia Ohhhh my poor dear sweet Persia. Maybe you should try what I do. When I'm hungry and da dish is empty, I go up to Mommy and nudge her hand with my nose. After she gives me scritchies and petting (and I do purr a lot when she does) she goes and fill my dish. Sometimes she's sleeping and I can't find her hands, so I just lay on toppa her and purr until she wakes up. Purrs & love Your Boyfriend, Weebs |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 17:33:16 GMT, "Holly via CatKB.com"
yodeled: Dear Persia, My hoomine calls me Pheniox. hav u try to yell at the hoomine? I yell at my hoomine and she sometime give in. If not the smelly thing they put stuff in has food. The hoomine will yell if you do it and get caught. So you have to stalk it first. Maybe if you make your hoomine play with you some of your pretty fluff will go away and you can have more crunchies. I sorry your hoomine is being mean to you, I have a mean hoomine to, she makes me drink yuky water. Good luck training the hoomine, Pheniox Dear Pheniox's Meowmie, The line lengths of your postings are going off the screen. What software are you using to post? It probably has a capability to adjust the line lengths. Or maybe you don't have wordwrap turned on. Check it out. A good line length is 70-80 characters. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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Sir Weeble Wobblybottom wrote:
jmcquown wrote: Persia here. My mommy is starving me! She will only give me what she calls "1 and a half cups" of my special crunchies every day. How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Yours in purrs, Persia Ohhhh my poor dear sweet Persia. Maybe you should try what I do. When I'm hungry and da dish is empty, I go up to Mommy and nudge her hand with my nose. After she gives me scritchies and petting (and I do purr a lot when she does) she goes and fill my dish. Sometimes she's sleeping and I can't find her hands, so I just lay on toppa her and purr until she wakes up. Purrs & love Your Boyfriend, Weebs Thank you my sweet Weebs When I lay on my mommy she just pets me more, she doesn't get up and fill da bowl. But I'll try harder next time. Jill |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 12:29:53 -0600, "jmcquown"
yodeled: Sir Weeble Wobblybottom wrote: jmcquown wrote: Persia here. My mommy is starving me! She will only give me what she calls "1 and a half cups" of my special crunchies every day. How can I train Mommy to keep from starving me? Yours in purrs, Persia Ohhhh my poor dear sweet Persia. Maybe you should try what I do. When I'm hungry and da dish is empty, I go up to Mommy and nudge her hand with my nose. After she gives me scritchies and petting (and I do purr a lot when she does) she goes and fill my dish. Sometimes she's sleeping and I can't find her hands, so I just lay on toppa her and purr until she wakes up. Purrs & love Your Boyfriend, Weebs Thank you my sweet Weebs When I lay on my mommy she just pets me more, she doesn't get up and fill da bowl. But I'll try harder next time. Jill Dear Miss Persia, When you jump on your Mommy does she go "OOOF!"? When that happens, usually that's when my Mommy starts starving me. Love, Stinky. Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog: http://www.humanitas.blogspot.com |
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