"The Enemy" is trounced!

In message , Marina
writes
Christina Websell wrote:
Tweed
proud of the old lady, mess with her at your peril.


Nikki cheers on fellow feisty little tuxedo girl

Carrie is full of admiration for her as well. I think she views KFC and
Nikki as role models for tuxedo girlcats!
--
Cathi

"Helen Miles" had some very interesting
things to say about "The Enemy" is trounced!:

Reminds me of the joke, (This is the condensed version) where a Texan
goes to Australia and says to his host everytime he's shown something
"That's all very well, but the ones in Texas are bigger". Until he sees
a kangaroo, when there's a pause and the TExan suddenly comes out with,
"Crikey! That's a BIG mouse!"

The version I heard of that joke has the Australian, on sighting the
kangaroo, grumbling something about grasshoppers. :-)

--
"The universe is quite robust in design and appears to be
doing just fine on its own, incompetent support staff notwithstanding.
:-)" - the Dennis formerly known as (evil), MCFL

"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...
"Helen Miles" had some very interesting
things to say about "The Enemy" is trounced!:

Reminds me of the joke, (This is the condensed version) where a Texan
goes to Australia and says to his host everytime he's shown something
"That's all very well, but the ones in Texas are bigger". Until he sees
a kangaroo, when there's a pause and the TExan suddenly comes out with,
"Crikey! That's a BIG mouse!"

The version I heard of that joke has the Australian, on sighting the
kangaroo, grumbling something about grasshoppers. :-)


I heard the Texan farmer/English thing about the massive size of Texan
apples.
We say we grow apples to fit our mouths here :-)

Tweed
joking

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

"Seanette Blaylock" wrote in
message ...
"Helen Miles" had some very interesting
things to say about "The Enemy" is trounced!:

Reminds me of the joke, (This is the condensed version) where a Texan
goes to Australia and says to his host everytime he's shown something
"That's all very well, but the ones in Texas are bigger". Until he sees
a kangaroo, when there's a pause and the TExan suddenly comes out with,
"Crikey! That's a BIG mouse!"

The version I heard of that joke has the Australian, on sighting the
kangaroo, grumbling something about grasshoppers. :-)


I heard the Texan farmer/English thing about the massive size of Texan
apples.
We say we grow apples to fit our mouths here :-)

Tweed
joking

Well we are accused of having big mouths here, so big apples would "fit"!!!
;

Hugs,

CatNipped

Cheers for Kitty FC, reminds me of myself, Being very short, Dad always made
sure I could stand up for myself, and when my husband was courting
me {old fashioned word }he always called me his little spitfire.
Jean. P. I hasten to add I mellowed after I became a
Mother.



Christina Websell wrote in message
...

I have mentioned before that there is a black neutered boycat that lives
two
doors away who hates Boyfriend. He is often in our garden showing off his
superior age and strength, he's quite a big cat and has one of those "in
yer
face" personalities.
He is very confident that he is just "wow!" If he sees me outside, he
meows, comes over, and winds himself round my legs wanting me to admire
him.
Once he actually came into the house at night to look for, and humiliate
and
fight with my gentle lad. I was woken by caterwauling at 2 a.m. and got
up
to find that he couldn't get out and was being chased up the walls by
Kitty
FC.
There has not been much trouble since then and Boyfriend is now brave
enough to chase him away, if he knows I'm right behind him to back him up
;-)
Last night there was the noise of a catfight near my back door. I put the
outside light on to see what was what.
The Enemy had decided to come right near the house when Kitty felt the
call
of nature and went outside to dig in the great outside litterbox for a
little wee-wee.
When I went outside, Kitty and the Enemy were rolling around in a serious
fight, screaming. In less than a minute, they disengaged and the Enemy
took
off in the direction of his home. You could hardly see him for dust, as
we
say.
Then Kitty performed her toilet duties and came back in, dusting her paws.
The Enemy is a large black neutered tom who might weigh around 12lbs and
has
a very high opinion of himself in this neighbourhood.
Kitty FC is 18 years old and weighs 4lbs. Tuxedo girl of course.
YAY KITTY! Go, girl!
Haven't seen the black cat today.. LOL!

Tweed
proud of the old lady, mess with her at your peril.





Tweed

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

I have mentioned before that there is a black neutered boycat that lives
two doors away who hates Boyfriend. He is often in our garden showing off
his superior age and strength, he's quite a big cat and has one of those
"in yer face" personalities.
He is very confident that he is just "wow!" If he sees me outside, he
meows, comes over, and winds himself round my legs wanting me to admire
him.
Once he actually came into the house at night to look for, and humiliate
and fight with my gentle lad. I was woken by caterwauling at 2 a.m. and
got up to find that he couldn't get out and was being chased up the walls
by Kitty FC.
There has not been much trouble since then and Boyfriend is now brave
enough to chase him away, if he knows I'm right behind him to back him up
;-)
Last night there was the noise of a catfight near my back door. I put the
outside light on to see what was what.
The Enemy had decided to come right near the house when Kitty felt the
call of nature and went outside to dig in the great outside litterbox for
a little wee-wee.
When I went outside, Kitty and the Enemy were rolling around in a serious
fight, screaming. In less than a minute, they disengaged and the Enemy
took off in the direction of his home. You could hardly see him for dust,
as we say.
Then Kitty performed her toilet duties and came back in, dusting her paws.
The Enemy is a large black neutered tom who might weigh around 12lbs and
has a very high opinion of himself in this neighbourhood.
Kitty FC is 18 years old and weighs 4lbs. Tuxedo girl of course.
YAY KITTY! Go, girl!
Haven't seen the black cat today.. LOL!

Tweed
proud of the old lady, mess with her at your peril.





Tweed

Way to go, KFC! What a protector!
Sam, closely supervised by Mistletoe

On 2005-04-02, Annie Wxill penned:

"Helen Miles" wrote in message
news:164f1e06269ecf99b7441681e2ec07bc.76411@mygate .mailgate.org...
"Crikey! That's a BIG mouse!"

Crikey?
I thought the joke was cute, given the arrogance that prevails in the U.S.,
and especially in Texas, but I really got a chuckle at the thought of a
Texan using the word crikey.
It just strikes me as funny.

I noticed that, too =)

--
monique, who spoils Oscar unmercifully

pictures: http://www.bounceswoosh.org/rpca

"Kreisleriana" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 17:58:46 +0100, "Christina Websell"
yodeled:


I have mentioned before that there is a black neutered boycat that lives
two
doors away who hates Boyfriend. He is often in our garden showing off his
superior age and strength, he's quite a big cat and has one of those "in
yer
face" personalities.
He is very confident that he is just "wow!" If he sees me outside, he
meows, comes over, and winds himself round my legs wanting me to admire
him.
Once he actually came into the house at night to look for, and humiliate
and
fight with my gentle lad. I was woken by caterwauling at 2 a.m. and got
up
to find that he couldn't get out and was being chased up the walls by
Kitty
FC.
There has not been much trouble since then and Boyfriend is now brave
enough to chase him away, if he knows I'm right behind him to back him up
;-)
Last night there was the noise of a catfight near my back door. I put the
outside light on to see what was what.
The Enemy had decided to come right near the house when Kitty felt the
call
of nature and went outside to dig in the great outside litterbox for a
little wee-wee.
When I went outside, Kitty and the Enemy were rolling around in a serious
fight, screaming. In less than a minute, they disengaged and the Enemy
took
off in the direction of his home. You could hardly see him for dust, as
we
say.
Then Kitty performed her toilet duties and came back in, dusting her paws.
The Enemy is a large black neutered tom who might weigh around 12lbs and
has
a very high opinion of himself in this neighbourhood.
Kitty FC is 18 years old and weighs 4lbs. Tuxedo girl of course.
YAY KITTY! Go, girl!
Haven't seen the black cat today.. LOL!

Tweed
proud of the old lady, mess with her at your peril.



MY, KFC, you are a brave gal!



Why, fank you, Theresa. I know I am. I've had to be.

Kitty FC

"Katz" wrote in message
oups.com...
Wow! That KFC is a feisty thing! You go, girl!

Katz


Nuffing annoys me more, Katz, dan der Enemy coming up to der house after
Boyfriend. Except when he comes up and blocks my way to spend an urgent
penny. Dats when he either runs off or dies. He ran off.

KFC

"Karen" wrote in message
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"EvelynVogtGamble(Divamanque)" wrote in message
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Christina Websell wrote:


The Enemy is a large black neutered tom who might weigh around 12lbs
and
has
a very high opinion of himself in this neighbourhood.

You consider twelve pounds a "large" cat? Melisande, my
"little girl" weighs close to fifteen! (But Patches, the
neutered tom I had when I got her as a kitten, weighed close
to twenty - beside him, she was ALWAYS "little".)

Well, it's a LOT larger than Kitty Farmcat!


I must borrow my aunt's digital camera and take a photograph of KFC next to
a wellington boot to give you the scale.

Tweed