A funni reyall Felix commik

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Thaz reeyal commik Feewix iz sucha nawty fer doowing dat chrick.

All doe, dat mowsee dwinkin da wyne iz pritti fun e.

Maybee d'old hoomin dinnit gno heed wike a puttitat aff derall.

Derrs wun mousee hooz smowking dat olmanz pype tooo.
ey becha iffin Felix yoozed d'olman's piep, heed be puttin sum
nipinit.
Dij yoo evver wunder wat ittid belikes iff dareal Felix the Cat andat
Garfield werr inda saym comik? Dis Feewix didd.

One day Felix is out for a walk:

Felix: "Boy o boy! I smell scrumptious lasangna coming from that
house". (the waft leads from F's nose to Jon's open window)

Inside shot:

Jon: "Now, Garfield, I'm going to let this lasagna cool by the window.
Don't touch it before I get back." (Jon goes out to mow the lawn)

Felix salivating under the window, looking up. Jon's lawnmower buzzing
around the corner: Waft under Felix's nose turns into a hand and
points up:

Back inside:

Garfield: "Obviously this will cool faster if I take a piece out of
the middle." (Garfield's hind paws on table, front paws on windowsill.
Peers over the edge of the pan)

.. . .

Den wat? Dassall I finked abowt.