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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned.
She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!! -- |
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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!! __________________________________________________ ____________________ Fangu fur telling usses ubaowt Aunti Mabel, Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent. Weh wike gud nooz. yeUp Mosey --yawning tu -- |
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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
On Oct 14, 3:24*pm, "cshenk" wrote:
Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. *She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. *I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Propuur napping is sumfin dat wee teech da hoomins and da doggies alla tim. It wooks wike yoor doggie is gettin betterer an I am sew glad. -- WooToo, for her hous |
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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
Mosey =^..^= wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!! __________________________________________________ ____________________ Fangu fur telling usses ubaowt Aunti Mabel, Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent. Weh wike gud nooz. yeUp Mosey --yawning tu -- Aunti Mabel snoozed so hard she didn't wake fur dinner until Meowmie woked her! WOW! Power snooze! Den Meowmie brought her bowl to her anna let her eat in bed. She got only gooshy fud dat night and next mornin but tonight she kin have sum kibble krunches anna Meowmie fixed us up a special dinner! Wez getting pork blud, grounded pork, pork liver, pork heart (grounded) anna krunchy kibble bits (Aunti likes hers at the side fur desserts but she's a gourmet doggie who knows dat stuff). Wez get to eat in 10 eternity marks onna dat dratted clock thingie she uses. It is evil anna Iz sure it runs slower when you watches it. Wanna know why dis is our faberite? Wez get to jus sorta dive in so hard we splashes our fur wif porky blud den wez get to lickify each other fur ebery drop of porky glory! Hehe las time, Aunti Mabel eben had a proper kittah furball dat was all white like maiself. She wuz properly respectful anna left it in the middle ob da big room rug fur a 2foot to enjoy squeeling ober inna the night when dere toes finded them. Sigh, I wish maiself could play atted dat more often byt meowmie feeds me jus right so I almost neber has a furball. Meby once a year so Iz almost neber get to heal that squeel frum da 2foots. Oh well, dinner time! Bi! Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!! -- |
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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
Will in New Haven wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:
On Oct 14, 3:24*pm, "cshenk" wrote: Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. *She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. *I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Propuur napping is sumfin dat wee teech da hoomins and da doggies alla tim. It wooks wike yoor doggie is gettin betterer an I am sew glad. Iz sleepy noew anna well fed. Yummies inna mai tummy! Meowmie puuted our bowls in dat sink wif bubblies so dey be cleaned all nice fur morning breakfust. Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent! -- |
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The TED wuz not too evil DIS time!
Aunti Mabel jus camed back frum the TED anna having her teef cleaned. She wuz mad becuze she waznt allowed anny breakfast anna now she sez her mouth is still a bit sore anna she's woozy a little frum sumthin they gave her when she tooked a sudden nap waiting fur TED. She's trying to furgure dat Nap out as it happened when dey stuck a needle in her. She's now doing a very impressive almost cat-like imitation of proper napping wif no needles. Naow dat I'z reported. I'z going to go nap wif her anna show how it's properly done. Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent!! __________________________________________________ ____________________ Fangu fur telling usses ubaowt Aunti Mabel, Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent. Weh wike gud nooz. yeUp Mosey --yawning tu -- Aunti Mabel snoozed so hard she didn't wake fur dinner until Meowmie woked her! WOW! Power snooze! Den Meowmie brought her bowl to her anna let her eat in bed. She got only gooshy fud dat night and next mornin but tonight she kin have sum kibble krunches anna Meowmie fixed us up a special dinner! Wez getting pork blud, grounded pork, pork liver, pork heart (grounded) anna krunchy kibble bits (Aunti likes hers at the side fur desserts but she's a gourmet doggie who knows dat stuff). Wez get to eat in 10 eternity marks onna dat dratted clock thingie she uses. It is evil anna Iz sure it runs slower when you watches it. Wanna know why dis is our faberite? Wez get to jus sorta dive in so hard we splashes our fur wif porky blud den wez get to lickify each other fur ebery drop of porky glory! Hehe las time, Aunti Mabel eben had a proper kittah furball dat was all white like maiself. She wuz properly respectful anna left it in the middle ob da big room rug fur a 2foot to enjoy squeeling ober inna the night when dere toes finded them. Sigh, I wish maiself could play atted dat more often byt meowmie feeds me jus right so I almost neber has a furball. Meby once a year so Iz almost neber get to heal that squeel frum da 2foots. Oh well, dinner time! Bi! Daisy-chan, the Magnifiscent!! __________________________________________________ _______________ Weh r awl gwad Anti Mabel iz fealing beddur, Daisy-chan. yeUP. Weh onli git gushy fudz wif kibbles n noe pork blud [yuk] nor pork period. Mosey fur hiz Hous -- |
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