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New Charity Fund: GET DAN HELP!, was Dan finally admits that he lied!



 
 
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Old July 13th 05, 10:50 PM
Mary
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Default New Charity Fund: GET DAN HELP!, was Dan finally admits that he lied!


"Trish" wrote in message
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"Wendy" wrote in message
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"Karen" wrote in message
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Well, take a look at his follow up post. He started getting threatening
letters and phone calls. I'd say he was absolutely right to just stop
communicating. That was BEFORE the (OMG *GASP* NO) resuce of Conan from
the
KILL shelter. If you are going to kiss and tell. Tell all yourself.


He also didn't say that he knew who was communicating with him BEFORE he
went for Conan. Maybe it was the same people who were calling the shelter
and trying to put the kibosh on the whole rescue NOT Mary or anyone that

was
trying to work with her to rescue this cat. It makes no logical sense
otherwise. What possible motive would Mary have to threaten Dan at that
point.

Dan didn't stop communicating at that point either. He wove that
wonderful
story about getting to the shelter too late and then he stopped
communicating. Ya know a simple, I got the cat, I'm being threatened and
don't want any further involvement and a mail rule blocking incoming
would
have done the trick without the drama and still maintained credibility.

But that's just my 2˘

W




My guess is Dan finally grew balls and fessed up because the pressure is
too
much for him. He has no idea what to do with Conan. Monica can't help
much
being in Canada and as he said he's got stuff happening (real or
imaginary).
He needs his bumbuddies over at rpca to nurse him, but that's difficult
when
the storms are brewing. So, instead of being a man and saying listen guys
I
messed up, I got caught up in a dirty scheme but I'll do what's right now,
he concocted a bull**** story about threatening phone calls and e-mails.
Spineless. Who knows maybe he's in need of more cash for whatnot and is
having a pity party of one in hopes that donations will start flying his
way
again. It must be hard being pimped out to do someone else's dirty work
for
free.


Who wants to start a new fund? The Get Dan Mental Help for his
Pathological Lying Fund.

I pledge $200.




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Old July 14th 05, 09:07 AM
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Mary wrote:
Who wants to start a new fund? The Get Dan Mental Help for his
Pathological Lying Fund.

I pledge $200.



26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.

-L.

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Old July 14th 05, 09:09 AM
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"-L." wrote in message
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Mary wrote:
Who wants to start a new fund? The Get Dan Mental Help for his
Pathological Lying Fund.

I pledge $200.



26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.

You keep telling me that. I wonder what Jonathan will think about you when
he reads this material?


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Old July 14th 05, 09:12 AM
Mary
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26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.


P.S. This makes 28. I really love to think of you counting them.

The really great thing about you, Lynnie, is that all I have to do to
make you unravel is keep posting whenever and however much
I feel like it. No matter how many filthy things you say, no matter
what.

Everything should be so simple.



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Old July 14th 05, 01:03 PM
Howard C. Berkowitz
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In article , "Mary"
wrote:

26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.


P.S. This makes 28. I really love to think of you counting them.

The really great thing about you, Lynnie, is that all I have to do to
make you unravel is keep posting whenever and however much
I feel like it. No matter how many filthy things you say, no matter
what.

Thank you, Mary, for confirming the suspicion that you are getting great
personal pleasure of belaboring this issue. The second paragraph,
indeed, is especially indicative of how this must be satisfying, since
apparently it gives you a sense of power and invulnerability you must
long for otherwise.

Of course, Nocturne REALLY has those qualities. Still, there is a fine
example from AA Milne and the Kingston Trio, of one who thinks they have
the power you, of course, possess:

James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree
Took great care of his mother though he was only three
James James said to his mother:
"Mother," he said, said he
"You must never go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me.
Don't ever go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me."

James James Morrison's mother put on her golden gown
James James Morrison's mother, she drove to the end of the town
James James Morrison's mother
She said to herself, said she
"Well, I can get down to the end of the town
And be back in time for tea.
Well, I can get down to the end of the town
And be back in time for tea."

King John put up a notice: "Lost, stolen or strayed,
James James Morrison's mother,
She seems to have been mislaid
Wandering vaguely all about quite of her own accord
She tried to get down to the end of the town--
Forty shillings reward.
She tried to get down to the end of the town--
Forty shillings reward.

James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim"
Said to his other relations not to go blaming him
For James James said to his mother
"Mother", he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of the town,
If you don't go down with me.
You must never go down to the end of the town,
If you don't go down with me."

Now James James Morrison's mother,
She hasn't been heard of since,
King John sent down to give his regrets,
And so did the queen and the prince,
King John, somebody told me,
Said to a man he knew,
"If people go down to the end of the town,
Well what can anyone do?
If people go down to the end of the town,
Well what can anyone do?"
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Old July 14th 05, 01:49 PM
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"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote in message
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In article , "Mary"
wrote:

26 posts in this thread alone - and God knows how many in others here
and at H+B. YOU, my dear, are the one who needs mental help.
Desperately.


P.S. This makes 28. I really love to think of you counting them.

The really great thing about you, Lynnie, is that all I have to do to
make you unravel is keep posting whenever and however much
I feel like it. No matter how many filthy things you say, no matter
what.

Thank you, Mary, for confirming the suspicion that you are getting great
personal pleasure of belaboring this issue. The second paragraph,
indeed, is especially indicative of how this must be satisfying, since
apparently it gives you a sense of power and invulnerability you must
long for otherwise.

Of course, Nocturne REALLY has those qualities. Still, there is a fine
example from AA Milne and the Kingston Trio, of one who thinks they have
the power you, of course, possess:

James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George DuPree
Took great care of his mother though he was only three
James James said to his mother:
"Mother," he said, said he
"You must never go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me.
Don't ever go down to the end of the town,
if you don't go down with me."

James James Morrison's mother put on her golden gown
James James Morrison's mother, she drove to the end of the town
James James Morrison's mother
She said to herself, said she
"Well, I can get down to the end of the town
And be back in time for tea.
Well, I can get down to the end of the town
And be back in time for tea."

King John put up a notice: "Lost, stolen or strayed,
James James Morrison's mother,
She seems to have been mislaid
Wandering vaguely all about quite of her own accord
She tried to get down to the end of the town--
Forty shillings reward.
She tried to get down to the end of the town--
Forty shillings reward.

James James Morrison Morrison, commonly known as "Jim"
Said to his other relations not to go blaming him
For James James said to his mother
"Mother", he said, said he
"Don't ever go down to the end of the town,
If you don't go down with me.
You must never go down to the end of the town,
If you don't go down with me."

Now James James Morrison's mother,
She hasn't been heard of since,
King John sent down to give his regrets,
And so did the queen and the prince,
King John, somebody told me,
Said to a man he knew,
"If people go down to the end of the town,
Well what can anyone do?
If people go down to the end of the town,
Well what can anyone do?"


You have entirely too much time on your hands, Howard.

Great, isn't it?


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Old July 14th 05, 02:10 PM
Howard C. Berkowitz
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In article , "Mary"
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You have entirely too much time on your hands, Howard.

Great, isn't it?


While merrily juggling consulting for three clients, refinancing,
negotiating with tax people, and doing home repairs, I need the
occasional diversion. While, with no false modesty, I can divert myself
by creating in the kitchen, that adds calories; newsgroups may burn them.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Old July 14th 05, 02:15 PM
Mary
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"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote in message
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In article , "Mary"
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You have entirely too much time on your hands, Howard.

Great, isn't it?


While merrily juggling consulting for three clients, refinancing,
negotiating with tax people, and doing home repairs, I need the
occasional diversion.


Ahh, so you're like me and work on the computer? For some reason
I thought you were retired.

While, with no false modesty, I can divert myself
by creating in the kitchen, that adds calories; newsgroups may burn them.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.


I have never had that problem but I imagine I will join the ranks
in a few years.


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Old July 14th 05, 02:33 PM
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In article , "Mary"
wrote:

"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote in message
...
In article , "Mary"
wrote:

You have entirely too much time on your hands, Howard.

Great, isn't it?


While merrily juggling consulting for three clients, refinancing,
negotiating with tax people, and doing home repairs, I need the
occasional diversion.


Ahh, so you're like me and work on the computer? For some reason
I thought you were retired.


Yep -- I travel to clients occasionally, but basically work from my home
office. Interesting you should mention retirement, as I happened to have
gotten in touch recently with a fair number of people from high school.
The scientists and engineers among them were having entirely too much
fun, admittedly with frustrations, to want ever to retire. The people
who had been schoolteachers, retailers, etc., either were retired or
focused on being such. It was amusing to find some of the High School
Sex Goddesses still have it -- and others do not.


While, with no false modesty, I can divert myself
by creating in the kitchen, that adds calories; newsgroups may burn
them.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.


I have never had that problem but I imagine I will join the ranks
in a few years.


Ah, yes. I remember struggling to gain a couple of pounds because my
high school wrestling coach wanted me to be in the next higher weight
class. Since I never competed in judo, that was less of a weight
concern. Today, I occasionally wonder if there is a place for American
Amateur Sumo, in which, of course, I'd be in the flyweight division.
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Old July 14th 05, 04:42 PM
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In ,
Mary stated unanimously:
"Howard C. Berkowitz" wrote in message
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While, with no false modesty, I can divert myself
by creating in the kitchen, that adds calories; newsgroups may burn them.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.


I have never had that problem but I imagine I will join the ranks
in a few years.



Mary ... so long as you keep flying off the handle, beating around the bush,
running down the all who cross you, going around in circles, dredging up
****, dodging responsibility, passing the buck, humping posts, pulling
strings, throwing your weight around, stretching the truth, bending the
rules, stabbing others in the back, and pushing your luck, you won't get
fat.





 




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