To da boat!

Trudi anna BK wafe furm deir dek chair, they are buzy shairin the prezzie BK
bringed Trudi anna sittin very close inna double deck chair, but they got
their chair in a place to see alla kittiez dat kum to da buffett, Diz iz
nize to see alla owr friends izint it, Trudi, rather softly around a
particulairliy big oyzter...
Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 03:15:26 GMT, Sundance's little, agile paws typed:

Okeydokey!

[Sundance and Pitoonya go through the 'porter and appear on the boat in
the
buffet room.]

Mmmmm, this lukz gudgudgud, an luk -- derez Tiger an Anaïs! Hihi, yoo
gize!
Iz we unnerway yet?

Sundance

Meow gize!

headbutts all around No, we're waitink fur more kittiez to arrive,
we haff time. Did you try the oysters with nip yet?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/10/2006 11:18:51 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Tiger wafez atta arifin cats, anna kintinuez ta munch while his wifekitty
talks,...Tiger is very happi today
Ceilidthbear wrote in message
ups.com...
Porter twinkles and out pops five cats, in the lead is Isis, a slinky
black cat, strutting confidently and closely followed by little Bride,
a spotted grey smoke girl and big Boris, a brown tabby boy with white
accessories. Next, not following so closely comes Ceilidth, a rather
"robust" black cat and Joshua, a smaller grey and mostly white boy.

Isis: Hihi effurybuddy. oooh der yoo ar Mme. Anais! it iz nize to
meetcha! yoo arr shur a fancee pyurbred cat alrite! Boris wants to no
wares da buffay? done wurree Bride, nocats gunna eetcha, ceptin maybe
Ceilidth, she eets enyfing!

Ceilidth: Done bee sucha meenie Isis, but ware iz da buffay ennywaze?

On 10 Jan 2006 20:44:33 -0800, Ceilidthbear's little agile paws typed:

Porter twinkles and out pops five cats, in the lead is Isis, a slinky
black cat, strutting confidently and closely followed by little Bride,
a spotted grey smoke girl and big Boris, a brown tabby boy with white
accessories. Next, not following so closely comes Ceilidth, a rather
"robust" black cat and Joshua, a smaller grey and mostly white boy.

Isis: Hihi effurybuddy. oooh der yoo ar Mme. Anais! it iz nize to
meetcha! yoo arr shur a fancee pyurbred cat alrite! Boris wants to no
wares da buffay? done wurree Bride, nocats gunna eetcha, ceptin maybe
Ceilidth, she eets enyfing!

Ceilidth: Done bee sucha meenie Isis, but ware iz da buffay ennywaze?

Hihi Kitteez!

headbutts I'ze so glad dat yew joyned usses, and I'ze pleesed to
meet youze! Da boofay iz on da glassed-in opsurfation dek, an dere's
lotsa seefuds heer, and nip an non-nip drinks!

Relaks an meet da rest ov da kitties, and da porter-kitty will show
yew yur staterums.
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/11/2006 9:47:54 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

[purrpurrnuzzlepurr] I didn't do much shopping. Want to visit
the gift shop with me?

Kitty Schottland

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Letz go, darlin girlcat! (hedbut, earlick) I'm all fur
smurgling a bit anna
den hittin da boo-fay onna da bote! I'z you hafin fun? Did
you buy lotsa
stuff shoppin?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna unseasonably warm this week, Bawlmer

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[Fluffy dark tortie weaves in and out of the crowd looking for
her winkwink.] Boogie, where is you? Do you want to go on
the
boat?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow Kitties!

Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov
Cleo
an
TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to
Dijon
to
meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals
ov
Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a
leesurly
croose.

Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier,
a
kitty
owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da
hooman
version
heer:
http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm
),
especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz
an
befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline!

Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a
glass
enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail
lounge
and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten
playroom!

So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet
owr
frendz
fur da crooze!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:35:54 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Tiger wafez atta arifin cats, anna kintinuez ta munch while his wifekitty
talks,...Tiger is very happi today

Ahhh, bonjour my friend, and how iz youownself today? deftly picks
up an oyster and glass of nip-shampayne

Eet was zo nice ov yew to infite us, and eet worked owt well too. Ze
Countess was attending an auction at Christies, and wanted an escort
to ze croose beclawz she bowt sum luffly and valooable fings, so my
wink and I drofe down heer wif her today. deftly slurps one oyster,
flips the shell, and picks up another

You know, she has had a change of fortune beclawz of ze way fings
worked owt on ze Orient Eggspress, and is a noo cat zese days!

Ah and zere is Mlle. Pitoonya - and eez zat M'sieu Sundance escortink
her? waves, takes a sip of nip-shampayne, flips another two oysters,
picks up a lobster tail

Ah, ziz eez such a nice part of France, no? Zis will be a luffly
crooze... lobster tail disappears, as do two shrimp

Well, let me headbutt zee offur kitties. waves at Samantha, slurps
another oyster

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

Oh fangu Mme Anais! weel bee shur to injoy da feest! (munch munch) Yum
dis seefuds iz gud gud!
Ceilidth

Howae about weze visit da giftyshoppe after we eetz anna restes. Wanna try
an oyster?

Boogie, relacksin
"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[purrpurrnuzzlepurr] I didn't do much shopping. Want to visit
the gift shop with me?

Kitty Schottland

"Boogie's Mom" wrote in message
...
Letz go, darlin girlcat! (hedbut, earlick) I'm all fur
smurgling a bit anna
den hittin da boo-fay onna da bote! I'z you hafin fun? Did
you buy lotsa
stuff shoppin?

Boogie da HarpurrCat inna unseasonably warm this week, Bawlmer

"ChildFree23" wrote in message
ink.net...
[Fluffy dark tortie weaves in and out of the crowd looking for
her winkwink.] Boogie, where is you? Do you want to go on
the
boat?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow Kitties!

Now dat we'fe had owr fill ov good fud an drink curtesy ov
Cleo
an
TV, an dansed an hunted lampshades, it's time to 'port to
Dijon
to
meet da barge-hotel dat will be takink usses down da canals
ov
Bourgogne (Burgundy) fur 7 days, from Dijon to Escommes on a
leesurly
croose.

Fur doze dat forgotted, Cleo an I haff chartered Le Premier,
a
kitty
owned and operated luggsury hotel-barge (yew can see da
hooman
version
heer:
http://www.hotelbargevacations.com/h...-itinerary.htm
),
especially outfitted an stocked wif da finest of feline fudz
an
befferages ov awl kinds for da discernink feline!

Dere are many staterooms fur one, two or more kitties, a
glass
enclosed observation deck, liberry, smoking longue, cocktail
lounge
and dinikn room, and of cawze, a soundproofed kitten
playroom!

So kitties, let'z port offur to Dijon, where we will meet
owr
frendz
fur da crooze!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
1/8/2006 12:39:24 PM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

We iz bof glad her iz doin betterer, Tiger, keepin up wif hiz friendz eatin
paze
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau wrote in message
...
On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:35:54 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Tiger wafez atta arifin cats, anna kintinuez ta munch while his
wifekitty
talks,...Tiger is very happi today

Ahhh, bonjour my friend, and how iz youownself today? deftly picks
up an oyster and glass of nip-shampayne

Eet was zo nice ov yew to infite us, and eet worked owt well too. Ze
Countess was attending an auction at Christies, and wanted an escort
to ze croose beclawz she bowt sum luffly and valooable fings, so my
wink and I drofe down heer wif her today. deftly slurps one oyster,
flips the shell, and picks up another

You know, she has had a change of fortune beclawz of ze way fings
worked owt on ze Orient Eggspress, and is a noo cat zese days!

Ah and zere is Mlle. Pitoonya - and eez zat M'sieu Sundance escortink
her? waves, takes a sip of nip-shampayne, flips another two oysters,
picks up a lobster tail

Ah, ziz eez such a nice part of France, no? Zis will be a luffly
crooze... lobster tail disappears, as do two shrimp

Well, let me headbutt zee offur kitties. waves at Samantha, slurps
another oyster

--
à bientôt,

Jacques

On Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:35:54 -0600, Stormmee wrote:

Tiger wafez atta arifin cats, anna kintinuez ta munch while his wifekitty
talks,...Tiger is very happi today

[As the Inspector arrives on board, a slight commotion can be heard from
the long white car parked near the boarding ramp. An elderly grey ladycat
gives instructions to a pair of very burly brown tabby Norwegian Forest
cats. The two cats are wrestling suitcases out of the trunk onto a
baggage cart.]

Johanne, pleass be careful of dat one - The Brush is in there! Friederich,
please place dat one under the one Johann is unloadink - I don't vant to
crush things. Dere you are, now pleass brink along dee cart...

Bon jour, Inspector. Bon jour, Monsieur Tiger un Mme. Anais! It iz
wonderful to see you all again. Dees sounds like an eggzelent voyage, and
I truly appreziate dat you haf infited me. Dese burly fellows bringing my
bags are my assistants, Johanne and Friederich. Dey will be assisting me
troo de voyage.

Ah, dere are Monsieur TV und Mme. Cleopatra. I must greet them, and tell
them about de wonders zince de telfision and movie crews haf discovered
mine little valley....

[The elderly girlcat bustles off, leaving the two assistant cats to
wrestle her bags to her stateroom.

Pulling off his helmet and removing his gloves, Montgomery Gawain
FitzThomas shakes his head with a soft chuckle as he watches the
Countess bustle off. It is always pleasant to see those you care about
behaving exactly like themselves, and it is only right that the
Countess - whose style and charm were once legendary - should again be
able to indulge her least whim.

He removes his bag from the motorcycle's carrier, arranges for the
'bike to be stowed in the hold, tips the stevedores, and proceeds on
board.