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  #31  
Old March 19th 11, 09:31 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

On Mar 19, 10:40*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move just for
the wonderful fun of it. *Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips swirl the
other way making her skirt fly. *It almost feels like sparks are flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking for fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side to side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. *She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves. *At the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. *It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join the danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi
RastaCatJohn just sed: "Ob cawze, mon!"


Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to get with the spirit.
Winking
at RastaCatJohn, they depart to change.


Daisy-chan selects a multi-colored tiered cotton skirt, each gathered
to
be a bit bigger than the one below and in glorious colors of yellow
and
orange. Her top is a simple lemon yellow tank sort. *Looking at her
feet, she laughs and leaves them bare. *Several sets of grass green
wood
beads fill out her outfit. *She twirls across the room with a flair
then
lands on the bed.


With an arch look Daisy-chan says 'So, whatcha all wearing?'


Cash looks with chagrin at Aunti Mabel and asks 'umm, we can't beat
that. Can we go awe natural'? *Aunti Mabel gives him an amused, 'no
dear' sort of look then starts rummaging in his new gift box of tail
ornaments. *At the bottom she finds a perfect one. *It's bright yellow
with tassles in green and orange and a few in blue. *She matches this
with his blue collar having removed last nights bow tie. Surverying
the
results, his long ears need decoration so she uses a little makeup on
the ends in green. *'Ya Mon, ya be rastaDoggie acceptable I think'
Daisy-chan says with a grin.


Aunti Mabel turns to the closet and peruses the choices. *They had
packed light but she finds a simple shift of tie-dyed yellow and green
with bits of tassles. *She eyes a hat that would be perfect but it
doesnt match the rest. Instead, with a grin she dips her tail in
yellow
makeup then adds more to the outer edges of her ears and flips them
all
gently to dry. Once dry, she checks the mirror and grins at the
effect.
Like Daisy-chan and Cash, she's going barefoot.


Dancing out the door, they go to join the rest getting in the spirit
of
a visit to Jamaicat-land.


Anti Mabel asks Daisy-chan 'do you think they has special fuds? *Wez
not
been eatin well anny of usuns last day ob worry'. *Daisy-chan gives
Aunti Mabel a happy 'murf-giggle-purr' and says she is sure they will.


Entering the main room again, they see a few kittahs have gathered and
say hello.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -
Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! *Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? *Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. *waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!

Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.

MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz
  #32  
Old March 19th 11, 09:36 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

ursef iz notted pitiful, i wuld juzt be sad ifin ursef wuz jealuz, datz all,
chester
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 19, 10:40 am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips swirl the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side to side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves. At the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi
RastaCatJohn just sed: "Ob cawze, mon!"


Daisy-chan, Cash and Aunti Mabel decide to get with the spirit.
Winking
at RastaCatJohn, they depart to change.


Daisy-chan selects a multi-colored tiered cotton skirt, each
gathered
to
be a bit bigger than the one below and in glorious colors of yellow
and
orange. Her top is a simple lemon yellow tank sort. Looking at her
feet, she laughs and leaves them bare. Several sets of grass green
wood
beads fill out her outfit. She twirls across the room with a flair
then
lands on the bed.


With an arch look Daisy-chan says 'So, whatcha all wearing?'


Cash looks with chagrin at Aunti Mabel and asks 'umm, we can't beat
that. Can we go awe natural'? Aunti Mabel gives him an amused, 'no
dear' sort of look then starts rummaging in his new gift box of tail
ornaments. At the bottom she finds a perfect one. It's bright yellow
with tassles in green and orange and a few in blue. She matches this
with his blue collar having removed last nights bow tie. Surverying
the
results, his long ears need decoration so she uses a little makeup
on
the ends in green. 'Ya Mon, ya be rastaDoggie acceptable I think'
Daisy-chan says with a grin.


Aunti Mabel turns to the closet and peruses the choices. They had
packed light but she finds a simple shift of tie-dyed yellow and
green
with bits of tassles. She eyes a hat that would be perfect but it
doesnt match the rest. Instead, with a grin she dips her tail in
yellow
makeup then adds more to the outer edges of her ears and flips them
all
gently to dry. Once dry, she checks the mirror and grins at the
effect.
Like Daisy-chan and Cash, she's going barefoot.


Dancing out the door, they go to join the rest getting in the spirit
of
a visit to Jamaicat-land.


Anti Mabel asks Daisy-chan 'do you think they has special fuds? Wez
not
been eatin well anny of usuns last day ob worry'. Daisy-chan gives
Aunti Mabel a happy 'murf-giggle-purr' and says she is sure they
will.


Entering the main room again, they see a few kittahs have gathered
and
say hello.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -
Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!

Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.

MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz


  #33  
Old March 20th 11, 12:23 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
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Posts: 1,132
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!


Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff da
vakashun, umkay Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. MeOwy n ai
luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh snak
Mosey

da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der iz
no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP

well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz but
i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.





downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"


Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP

Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez

Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves. At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi


Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-



Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder, mai
sweet?



  #34  
Old March 20th 11, 01:29 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

kule, cheseter
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff da
vakashun, umkay Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. MeOwy n
ai luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh
snak Mosey

da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...



i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der
iz no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP

well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz
but i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.





downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"

Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP

Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez

Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.

As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move
just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking
for
fun!

As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass
beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with
tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.

As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves. At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.

Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.

trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi

Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-


Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder, mai
sweet?





  #35  
Old March 20th 11, 03:22 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,652
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

On Mar 19, 9:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
kule, cheseter"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message

...





Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff da
vakashun, umkay *Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. *MeOwy n
ai luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] *fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh
snak Mosey


da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...


i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der
iz no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? *ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP


well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz
but i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.


downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"


Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move
just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking
for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass
beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with
tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves. At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi


Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-


Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. *An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. *An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? *Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. *ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. *Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder, mai
sweet?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


ai wike beeng pitiful an heering da peepl go "awwww".
MeOwy
  #36  
Old March 20th 11, 06:47 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_10_]
external usenet poster
 
Posts: 1,132
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!


Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff
da
vakashun, umkay Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. MeOwy n
ai luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh
snak Mosey


da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^="
i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der
iz no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP


well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz
but i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.


downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"


Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so
muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join
trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move
just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips
swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking
for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass
beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with
tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side
to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but
every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves.
At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join
the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi


Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur
dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-


Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff
hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt
usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder,
mai
sweet?--


ai wike beeng pitiful an heering da peepl go "awwww".
MeOwy



Mosey wookz at hiz wink wiff wide eyez..n sez tew MeOwy, "mai deer sweet
wink, wee gotta wurk on dat isshu den.oh yeeeUP .woodnt yew wike et bedder
iffen yew did sumpfin nise or jest smyled at dem n den dey goh awww insted?
Dunt yew effer sel yerownself short, yew r uh bootiful gurl, n awl da uthurz
wike yew tew sew dere iz no knead tew axt pitiful..sea?
ai luffz yew, sew dunt axt pitiful. Fink uff da bitties, dey mayke yew
gigul..rite?
Or r yew mad wif meh fur gittin sik on dat bad oyster n not tellingh yew
ubaowt et befur ai wint tew owr stateroom? ai cudnt fynd yew n ai hadda
dash off den, n iffen ai mayde yew mad, ai m sew sawry. but ai cudnt hulp
et.
gnow, ai m gonna gib yew uh BIG *nosepoink n let yew fink ubaowt dat isshue.
Umkay..git reddy
*NOSEPOINK* dere, duz dat hulp yew inny? cuz iffen et duzznt, wull,.. et
bedder.
Luffz
Yer Mosey

  #37  
Old March 20th 11, 07:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ursef iz notted pitiful, i wuld juzt be sad ifin ursef wuz jealuz, datz
all, chester


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


..

Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.

Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*

-
MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!


Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.
MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz


Mosey taykes hiz bootiful wink MeOwy en hiz armz n holdz hur klose n sez,
uff korse yew rnt pitiful at awl..nope. n dunt let innybuddy tell yew dat n
neether uff usses r jellis, rite? We iz happee winked n hab owr bitties,
sew gnot tew wurry ubaowt innyfing at awl.
letz jest hab fun on diz vakashun..umkay?
ai luffs yew moar dan mai own lyfe itself mai sweet n ai ulwayz wyl. ai
promize yew dat.
Yew r smart, bootiful n funnee tew n datz wai ai winked yew. see?
Heer, gib meh uh *nosepoink* n ai wyl gib yew une bak. dere, bedder gnow?
Oh, ai luffs yerownself sew mutch
Mosey huigz hiz bootiful wink MeOwy tite, n triez tew sooth hur.




  #38  
Old March 20th 11, 12:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

dowin dat to hoominz iz gud, oej
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 19, 9:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
kule, cheseter"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message

...





Hey Chester, dunt beh sad cuz neether meh or MeOwy r sad or jellis
eehtur..nope..sew jest relax n hab sum fudz n wee kan enjoi da rezt uff
da
vakashun, umkay Gnot tew wurree ubaowt innyfing at awl..nope. MeOwy n
ai luff eech uther wiff awl owr hartz. ai m gonna tayke hur bak tew owr
stateroom n snuggle wiff hur [grinz] fur uh bit den kome bak n hab uh
snak Mosey


da sadnezz iz beclawz bein jealouz iz berre unhappee makin, anna sinz
hersef haz no rezunta be itz juzt sad, hownomsefur i iz now gonna stop
talkin abowt diz, find mine loferlee lucy anna getz owrz winked kollarz
anna go to da cocktail partee beclawz i minesfl needsa snack


chester
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...


i kan wuk at anykitty anytime, az hersef kan we lofez eech ofur, so der
iz no threet, chester, a tad bit sad for meowie


Mosey sez, wai r yew sad fur MeOwy? ai luffs hur moar dan effer yeUP


well der iz no more bootiful lady cat dan mine loferlee lucy so i iz
happy
ta let hersef know dat, but i alzo apurrcheeatez ofur attratif kittyz
but i duzint wantsa wink dem, chester


Mosey sez, fanku fur dat Chester, mai gud frend ai ugree wiff yew.


downt be jealooz, ursef iz qwite bootiful alzo, we iz bwezzed in diz
here
catmunitee wif lotsa bootiful gurlcatz anna boycatz... but den we iz
each
bootiful or hamsum in owrz own wayz, Chester da wize"


Mosey ugreez wiff Chester on diz une, yeUP


Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up,
but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so
muc
fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join
trudi.


As they pass by RastaCat John, each gives a special dance move
just
for
the wonderful fun of it. Daisy-chan starts with a high arm swirl
with
shoulders moving to the beat and toes tapping while her hips
swirl
the
other way making her skirt fly. It almost feels like sparks are
flying
from her eyes and she's having the time of her life and looking
for
fun!


As Cash's turn comes up he grins and settles on the deep bass
beat,
swinging his significant magnificent muscular hind parts (with
tail
ornaments!) in time to the beat and turning his head from side
to
side
to
show off his collar and his green tipped ears.


As Aunti Mabel's turn comes up, she shows the aplomb that only
experience
can give. She seems to glide gracefully across the floor but
every
tassle
on her outfit is swinging in point- counterpoint to her moves.
At
the
near end she looks archly back at RastaCat and flips her yellow
ears
with
a grin then exits to his booming laughter.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends
watch
to
see what fun she will have.


trudi wafez furm the danzin line, becons her friendz to join
the
danzin
line and is giggilin, trudi


Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur
dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.-


Dats nyse, Chester, Yoo a furry fottful kittee. An as wong as yoo
duzznt wook at dem fewyne byoodies wen lucy is nekks tew yoo, den yoo
wil gnot haff tew habb yoor eyez cubbered wif hur pawz.
Or moof tew a dezzert island.
Wike Mosey an minesefl.
MeOwy, pakking hur espadrilles an chiffon dwess an gwass skurt an
beekeenee. An flipflops.


Mosey sighs, MeOwy, mai bootiful wink, uff korse dere r u lot uff
hansum
boycats n bootiful gurlcats in dis catmoonuity, but pweez dunt wunt
usses
tew move tew uh desert island, ai wunt tew liv wif yew n owr bitties en
owr big hoam n beh happee dere, dunt yew? Wee kan ulwayz tayke uh
vakashun tew uh desert islan iffen yew wunt. ai luffs yew moar dan yew
gnow. n ai m NOT jellis either. Nope.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink MeOwy uh BIG *NOSEPOINK*..iz dat bedder,
mai
sweet?- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


ai wike beeng pitiful an heering da peepl go "awwww".
MeOwy


  #39  
Old March 20th 11, 07:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Posts: 1,652
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

On Mar 20, 3:42*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:
ursef iz notted pitiful, i wuld juzt be sad ifin ursef wuz jealuz, datz
all, chester
Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


.

Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.
Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*

-
MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. *Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!
Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. *Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.
MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz


Mosey taykes hiz bootiful wink MeOwy en hiz armz n holdz hur klose n sez,
uff korse yew rnt pitiful at awl..nope. *n dunt let innybuddy tell yew dat n
neether uff usses r jellis, rite? *We iz happee winked n hab owr bitties,
sew gnot tew wurry ubaowt innyfing at awl.
letz jest hab fun on diz vakashun..umkay?
ai luffs yew moar dan mai own lyfe itself mai sweet n ai ulwayz wyl. ai
promize yew dat.
Yew r smart, bootiful n funnee tew n datz wai ai winked yew. see?
Heer, gib meh uh *nosepoink* n ai wyl gib yew une bak. *dere, bedder gnow?
Oh, ai luffs yerownself sew mutch
Mosey huigz hiz bootiful wink MeOwy tite, n triez tew sooth hur.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


ai is offurwewlmed wif awl dose wuffinf fings yoo seighing, an furry
tuched. ai gno wy usses gotted winked, itz beclawz wuff konkurs awl,
sew we gotz nuffin tew effur wurry bout. ai wuff yoo wif awl mine
hart, Mosey. Yoo a furry speshul kittee.
Weww, i gess awl kitteez ar speshul, huh? Butted yoo mine own speshul
kittee an ai iz yoors,

Sew yoo pawbli gnot upset dat ai cubbered up yoor eyez. Wite, mine
wuff? I didded gnot want to disturfurb yoo.
Um, mine sweet, ai hab a widdl kwesjin. Wen yoor eyez wuz cubbered up
wif mine own paws, did yoo see a ****if kittee inna fansee cuwwerful
dwess dansing?

MeOwy, (purrtiful gnot pitiful, sowwy ai sed dat awl wong)
  #40  
Old March 20th 11, 07:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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Posts: 1,652
Default Itz Awlmost Jamaica!

On Mar 20, 3:18*pm, MeOwy wrote:
On Mar 20, 3:42*am, "Mosey =^..^=" wrote:





ursef iz notted pitiful, i wuld juzt be sad ifin ursef wuz jealuz, datz
all, chester
Trudi stays firmly planted on rasta cats feets so she can keep up, but
she
almost doesn't know she can't do it on her own she is having so muc fun
espekalli seein herown furndz enjoyin demselvez


Enjoying the fuin and waving at Mosey and Meowy, they join trudi.


.


Trudi is still giggling. It also almost her turn and her friends watch
to
see what fun she will have.
Oh, yess, wotz ob imjoymint goink on heeer! Wook at dat, mine Mosey,
d*ggies dansing!
An wook atted Daisy-chan in dat gworeeus gaown flinging itted
awoun...an...an..heer, mine wuff, just let me poot mine pawz offur
yoor eyez...dat's wite, I wil tel yoo awl abaout it; lettz go tew da
boofay an fynd sum gud fud, dats wite, just let me leed yoo offur dere
an do gnot wook at Daisy, I meen, wook at da fudz!
MeOwy, gnot da gellus typ at awl.


MeOwy mai luv, whai do yew hab tew put yer paws offer mine eyes? Ai onlee
hab eyes fur yew mai bootiful wink. Umkay, letz hab sum gud fudz, but NO
oysters fur meh tho, fank yew. waffs.
Mosey gibz his bootiful wink uh BIG *nosepoink*

-
MIne wuffing wink, I onwy karing boutted yoor wewl beeng, cuz Daisy
Chans dwess wuz sew dazzeling dat mine eyez wuz blinking an gettin big
an round sew I pwotekked yoor eyez. *Ob corss ai am gnot jellus!
Aldough Chester finks I iz pitiful. *Sew gnice sumbudy unnerstanz.
MeOwy, furry pitiful sumtymz


Mosey taykes hiz bootiful wink MeOwy en hiz armz n holdz hur klose n sez,
uff korse yew rnt pitiful at awl..nope. *n dunt let innybuddy tell yew dat n
neether uff usses r jellis, rite? *We iz happee winked n hab owr bitties,
sew gnot tew wurry ubaowt innyfing at awl.
letz jest hab fun on diz vakashun..umkay?
ai luffs yew moar dan mai own lyfe itself mai sweet n ai ulwayz wyl. ai
promize yew dat.
Yew r smart, bootiful n funnee tew n datz wai ai winked yew. see?
Heer, gib meh uh *nosepoink* n ai wyl gib yew une bak. *dere, bedder gnow?
Oh, ai luffs yerownself sew mutch
Mosey huigz hiz bootiful wink MeOwy tite, n triez tew sooth hur.- Hide quoted text -


- Show quoted text -


ai is offurwewlmed wif awl dose wuffinf fings yoo seighing, an furry
tuched. *ai gno wy usses gotted winked, itz beclawz wuff konkurs awl,
sew we gotz nuffin tew effur wurry bout. ai wuff yoo wif awl mine
hart, Mosey. *Yoo a furry speshul kittee.
Weww, i gess awl kitteez ar speshul, huh? *Butted yoo mine own speshul
kittee an ai iz yoors,

Sew yoo pawbli gnot upset dat ai cubbered up yoor eyez. *Wite, mine
wuff? *I didded gnot want to disturfurb yoo.
Um, mine sweet, ai hab a widdl kwesjin. *Wen yoor eyez wuz cubbered up
wif mine own paws, did yoo see a ****if kittee inna fansee cuwwerful
dwess dansing?

MeOwy, (purrtiful gnot pitiful, sowwy ai sed dat awl wong)- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Dat shud be a "atwaktif kittee", not "****if kittee". Fangyu,
spelchek.
M.
 




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