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Old February 1st 11, 09:09 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


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Old February 1st 11, 10:35 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Storrmmee wrote:
so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


Apl py wif whipd creemmmmmmmmmm iz vry fanci eatn! Did it upset yur
tummi? TuiTu
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Old February 1st 11, 10:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Gud fur yew Trudi Luvz Mosey


so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi

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Old February 1st 11, 11:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
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Gud fur yew Trudi Luvz Mosey


so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna
new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy
cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets
onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but
her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud,
anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt
getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz
i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


I yam offin fed whippy kreeem, buttid I purobibilee wudint eet da apl
pi.

Wen Meowmee woikt inna reztoorant, hur wud rite "A+da greek letr pi+ r2
or rw"
fur Appl pi alla mode or wiff whippy kreem.
--
Pitô.ônya

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Old February 1st 11, 11:46 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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notted at all i see der iz one slize left anna a whole new kan offa whippy
kreme so i iz hopin soft eatz it ifin da furee eatz it he willz prolee not
share, Trudi,

not wif ursef but wif minesef storrmmee
"MLB" wrote in message
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Storrmmee wrote:
so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy
cream... anna unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i
nefurnefur gets onna table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat
da softz leg, but her seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped
mineself to da wippee creme den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it
alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft
ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee
eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz alreadee full, Trudi

Apl py wif whipd creemmmmmmmmmm iz vry fanci eatn! Did it upset yur
tummi? TuiTu



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Old February 1st 11, 11:47 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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i uzulee duzint eat dat sorta thing butted it wuz beree tastee sinze itsef
wuz warm, Trudi, who usulee onlee dairy things
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
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"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Gud fur yew Trudi Luvz Mosey


so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud,
anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt
getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


I yam offin fed whippy kreeem, buttid I purobibilee wudint eet da apl pi.

Wen Meowmee woikt inna reztoorant, hur wud rite "A+da greek letr pi+ r2 or
rw"
fur Appl pi alla mode or wiff whippy kreem.
--
Pitô.ônya



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Old February 2nd 11, 01:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.
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Old February 2nd 11, 05:19 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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I wunt get tu twy warm appl pi. I juzt kno it wyll neffurr hapin.
Dey eetz tuutuu healfy uhrownd heer.
Da mozt I mite hab is shuggirlezz fat furee mice kreem, an Lite
wippykreem.
--
Pitô.ônya, gettin Hongree

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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i uzulee duzint eat dat sorta thing butted it wuz beree tastee sinze
itsef wuz warm, Trudi, who usulee onlee dairy things
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...


"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

Gud fur yew Trudi Luvz Mosey


so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna
new wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy
cream... anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets
onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but
her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da
wippee creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree
gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt
getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one
beclawz i wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


I yam offin fed whippy kreeem, buttid I purobibilee wudint eet da apl
pi.

Wen Meowmee woikt inna reztoorant, hur wud rite "A+da greek letr pi+
r2 or rw"
fur Appl pi alla mode or wiff whippy kreem.
--
Pitô.ônya





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Old February 2nd 11, 05:41 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ingold1234[at]yahoo[dot]com (Gandalf) wrote in message
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.


Unka Gandalf, yoo iz lernin a liddle Meowchat! Gud fur yurownself!

Rebecca


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Old February 2nd 11, 08:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Gandalf[_2_]
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On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 20:41:49 -0800, "Rebecca" wrote:


ingold1234[at]yahoo[dot]com (Gandalf) wrote in message
...
On Tue, 1 Feb 2011 14:09:23 -0600, "Storrmmee"
wrote:

so der wuz soft eatin a slice of apple pie dat furee warmed up inna new
wave
cooker thingy... when himz cutted itself himz putted on whippy cream...
anna
unlike reglur soft sitted at da pooter ta eat it, i nefurnefur gets onna
table when der iz peoplez fudz, mozt it duz is pat da softz leg, but her
seemedta be concintratin aberee hard so i heped mineself to da wippee
creme
den da pie tazted so gud i ate a bunc of it alzo... it wuz beree gud, anna
it wuz a purtee painless tax fur da soft ta pay beclawz hersef juzt getted
furee ta getsa sekund slize, i onlee eated a little of dat one beclawz i
wuz
alreadee full, Trudi


That was very, very clever of you!

Human foods tastes, very goodgood, doesn't it?

I gives Lorelei some of my own foods, when I eats it...well, usually.

But Lorelei doesn't like the Raman noodlez, or the macaronies an
cheezies, either, and that's what I usually eat.

Sometimes I have a can of REAL tuna, and then I squeezies out the tuna
water, and pour it over Lorelei's dry fudz, and she really likes that!

I give her a little of the tuna, too but human tuna isn't very good for
kitties to be eating. TED says so.


Unka Gandalf, yoo iz lernin a liddle Meowchat! Gud fur yurownself!

Rebecca


I'ze been a lurker fur lotsa years, but I'ze not berry gud with da meow
chats. An, it takes fureber to type!

Somma the messajes, I neber gets figures out, at all.

It makes my brains hurts!

It give me bad headaches. I used to do technical writing: scientific
reports, for my job, for over 30 years, and that's how my brain is
wired, now.

I want to write a story about how Lorelei helps me satay warm at night,
when I turn the heat all the way off...but I haven't gotten very far
with it
 




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