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Old March 18th 11, 08:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


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Old March 18th 11, 08:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meOwy
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On Mar 18, 3:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat *let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, *alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* *he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.
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Old March 18th 11, 09:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat *let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, *alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* *he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


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Old March 18th 11, 09:39 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.


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Old March 18th 11, 09:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture



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Old March 18th 11, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz mixer,
as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples coctail
party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly collar is
printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int impurtint juzt
the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome... Trudi thinks she
needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable tankz fur da fissheez
dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz no seafudz tonite, the
focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it mite nize fur demta be
inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano
muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing,
*glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da
name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture



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Old March 18th 11, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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[Ranger has returned to his stateroom and changed into a dark silver
dress collar and fastened a bright red bow to his tail.]

Miz Pipps, would you like to danze again? Da band is playing a slow song.
I'z not particularly good at slow danzin, but I will try really hard not
to step on yourown paws.

Ranger




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Old March 18th 11, 10:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Mar 18, 4:39*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber
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Old March 18th 11, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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trudi thinkz... I wunner ifin himz purfurz da waterz... ifin himzef returnz
he will hafta tell minesef what kinda kollar himz needz...

trudi thinkz da mozt wunnerful thing bowt da catmunity iz da ''ceptanze of
efuree kreashure
"MeOwy" wrote in message
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On Mar 18, 4:39 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


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Old March 18th 11, 11:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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"Ranger Greykitten"
[Ranger has returned to his stateroom and changed into a dark silver
dress collar and fastened a bright red bow to his tail.]

Miz Pipps, would you like to danze again? Da band is playing a slow song.
I'z not particularly good at slow danzin, but I will try really hard not
to step on yourown paws.

Ranger

Pipps goes bak tew hur stateroom n changes into hur brown n white stripey
gaown
Oh Ranger, ai wood wuv tew danse wiff yew n dunt yew wurry abowt steppin on
mai paws
Fank yew fur axking meh tew danse wiff yew. Yew are sew nise.
Pipps




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