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Old April 3rd 11, 12:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anas Lachatte
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Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM
  #2  
Old April 3rd 11, 12:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

trudi hears and decidez ta take an howr nap, den ta find jack anna se ifin
himz wantsa go ahsore togefur,... zzzzz
"Mme. Anas Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM



  #3  
Old April 3rd 11, 02:07 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

Toonya, whut kind uv acommydashunz wud yurownself like?

Sundance

"Mme. Anas Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM



  #4  
Old April 3rd 11, 06:17 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

Purrobabblee uh hut furr twu wif hottie tottie tubie
an uh snak bar?

An I tik I wud raddur port tu shore, iffin yuz dunt mynd?
--
Pit.nya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Toonya, whut kind uv acommydashunz wud yurownself like?

Sundance

"Mme. Anas Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM





  #5  
Old April 3rd 11, 06:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

missy mine furnd, wuld ursef purfur ta stay wif urown famblee or wuld ursef
kare ta share wif mineownsef...

chester says to lucy... ursef pikz owt whut ursef wantz, az long az i iz wif
ursef i iz gud...

storrmmee yells rosco!!!! ursef decide...

oej wates qweetlee ta see ifn stt has any kommints,

trudi lukz atta barbi, comon, ursef needsa share wif somecat, ursef mee anna
oej willz getsa bigbig hut, so ifin stt or jack or efin sumcat ursef likes
wants stay derer willbe rum...

trudi
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Purrobabblee uh hut furr twu wif hottie tottie tubie
an uh snak bar?

An I tik I wud raddur port tu shore, iffin yuz dunt mynd?
--
Pit.nya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Toonya, whut kind uv acommydashunz wud yurownself like?

Sundance

"Mme. Anas Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM







  #6  
Old April 3rd 11, 06:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Posts: 1,908
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

Daisy-chan, breathing hard but happy from her little impromptu breakdancing
session notes her buddies are inside fortifying themselves for the trip
while Trudi has taken a nap. She goes in and snags a few shrimp and a bottle
of cream off the appetizer table then joins them.

'Wez got about an hour, wanna nap first Aunti? I wanna take dat boat! Itz
sounding exciting!' says Daisy-chan.

'Oh yes dear, anna I want to take the boat ride! It sounds like fun!'
yawning, Aunti selects one final duck canape (a delicious shiitake and
eggplant based with piped ground duck liver and a sliver of raw bacon).
'Besides, I needs to be fresh soz I kin chase Cash innna them waves!'

Daisy-chan grins with a shudder about getting wet in the waves while Cash
sighs at the idea of a boat-ride with his 2 adventurous buddies.

As the two ladies depart chattering, he deftly licks the duck liver and
bacon off the last canape, then flips it over and eats the eggplant laving
the mushroom behind. He's just not a mushroom fan. He wanders outside and
takes a nice comfy divan near Trudi and settles in for a nap. Soon, he
feels little furry paws and snuggling bitties join him as he nods off.



"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM


  #7  
Old April 3rd 11, 08:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance[_2_]
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Posts: 570
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

Sownz gud to myownself. Fur me, I wantz at leest wun uv doze
refurgamolatorz.

I duznt mind portin, in fack I will port wif yurownself.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Purrobabblee uh hut furr twu wif hottie tottie tubie
an uh snak bar?

An I tik I wud raddur port tu shore, iffin yuz dunt mynd?
--
Pit.nya

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Toonya, whut kind uv acommydashunz wud yurownself like?

Sundance

"Mme. Anas Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM







  #8  
Old April 3rd 11, 04:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

On Apr 3, 1:24*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
missy mine furnd, wuld ursef purfur ta stay wif urown famblee or wuld ursef
kare ta share wif mineownsef...


I wikes mine fambly but spennin tim on a romantik iland wiff DEM wood
not mak sens. Az long az wee ar NEER my fambly, sew wee can visik bak
an forf, let's stay in one of dem cyoot huts.

--
Missy

  #9  
Old April 3rd 11, 05:55 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
cshenk
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Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

Cash wakens to the oohs and purrs as the kitty friends at the bar watch
Silina bring her brood to the line for the boat.

Looking outward, he sees the *perfect* hut and hopes they can get it. It's
up a bit along some rocks and the waves will make a lovely crashing sound.
It's closer to the water than the others but high enough to be dry. The
front steps lead at high tide right to the edges of the waves but the back
exit is nicely dry and will suit Daisy-chan.

Looking at RastaCat John, he asks how one picks a cabin and RastaCat John
just laughs and says 'Dat one is yours Mon! Wez wus so sure-n ob dat wez
got it stocked wif you 3's favorites!'

'Thank U Rastacat! We be along shortly when my ladies arrive' says Cash.




"cshenk" wrote in message
...
Daisy-chan, breathing hard but happy from her little impromptu
breakdancing session notes her buddies are inside fortifying themselves
for the trip while Trudi has taken a nap. She goes in and snags a few
shrimp and a bottle of cream off the appetizer table then joins them.

'Wez got about an hour, wanna nap first Aunti? I wanna take dat boat!
Itz sounding exciting!' says Daisy-chan.

'Oh yes dear, anna I want to take the boat ride! It sounds like fun!'
yawning, Aunti selects one final duck canape (a delicious shiitake and
eggplant based with piped ground duck liver and a sliver of raw bacon).
'Besides, I needs to be fresh soz I kin chase Cash innna them waves!'

Daisy-chan grins with a shudder about getting wet in the waves while Cash
sighs at the idea of a boat-ride with his 2 adventurous buddies.

As the two ladies depart chattering, he deftly licks the duck liver and
bacon off the last canape, then flips it over and eats the eggplant laving
the mushroom behind. He's just not a mushroom fan. He wanders outside
and takes a nice comfy divan near Trudi and settles in for a nap. Soon,
he feels little furry paws and snuggling bitties join him as he nods off.



"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
[On the sundeck, a petite-Persian girl, in a white
linen sundress and a broad-brimmed straw hat reads
the Mew Yawker. the ship's PA comes on]

Meow Kitties!

This is the Captain. Within the hour, we will be
pulling into Montego Bay; tenders will be
available to take you to shore, or for the kitties
who don't like boats, they can 'port ashore and
the staff will take their luggage ashore. Here is
RastaCatJohn to tell you about the accomodations.

Hey Kitties! This is RastaCatJohn. Soon you will
se da azoor bloo waterz ob Montego Bay, and on the
white sand beack are our accomodations. Yes,
kitties, little red tile roofed, white stucck huts
for one two or more kitties. Waterbeds!
Refifgomolatorz wif fuds! A wet-bar and hot tub in
eech!

So kitties, when you get ashore tell da concierge
what your liddle heatz desirez!

And rest up in da afternoon, beclawz we haff
cocktailz and den dinner al fresk on da beech!

And in da comink dayz, a tour ob rum
distillieries! Scuba Divink. Or laying on da beech
and doink nuffin but drink rum and haff nip! Itz
yur choice.

So haff a good day, and I will see yoo at da
cocktail hour!
--
All my Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

4/2/2011 7:31:15 PM



  #10  
Old April 3rd 11, 06:07 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Storrmmee
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Posts: 4,912
Default Itz awlmost Jamaica!

ok den... we can getz demselfz anna owrzsefz nayborin hutz...

MH goes to trudi... hey who maksa akomoashumz ? here izza lizt fur
minesef...

one smallish hut wiffa biggest cowld box anna wine kooler pozzible, nezt
door we needsa bigger hut fur missy's famblee which haza two poochez anna
two kittyz, alzo it shuld haffa furm fur wascal until pigglette getz here,

MH hopin trudi or reservashun kitty will hear
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Apr 3, 1:24 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
missy mine furnd, wuld ursef purfur ta stay wif urown famblee or wuld
ursef
kare ta share wif mineownsef...


I wikes mine fambly but spennin tim on a romantik iland wiff DEM wood
not mak sens. Az long az wee ar NEER my fambly, sew wee can visik bak
an forf, let's stay in one of dem cyoot huts.

--
Missy


 




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