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Old February 23rd 12, 10:17 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Frum Pipps, A IDEAR UBAOWT UH ADVENTUR Ranger n Pipps vacation

Lemme noe wat yew fink. All kiites r inbited tew joyne en, n weh HOAP da Two
Sisters wyl joyne usses tew. Pipps



Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da
weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an
comfy
on da beech? An mebbe we can haf da wait-cat bring us sum of doze
drinkies
wif da liddle umbrellas in dem?
Ranger


Dat saownz fyne wif meh, Ranger
ai wyl port ovur n pik yew up naow n den weh wyl
teleport to Why-kee-kee n dew awl doze fingz yew menshuned.
ai paked mai moo moo n mai bathing soot, n
weh kan hab sum uff doze nip pina koladaz.
O diz iz guna beh fun.
Heer ai kome
R yew reddy tew go wif meh? .


Pipps


Pipps pix up Ranger n day r on da beech at drinkin da wunnerful nip
pina
koladaz, n waching da bootiful sunset at Why-kee-kee.
Den dey. goh tew da hotel, n hab sum gud fudz
Dont furgit tu go tew da Loo-Ow ware yoo can gorj yoorsefls on wotta
eyelend fuds.
Fowwowed by a poats-pwandyum stwoll inna twapurrkl fowest, ware yoo
mite fyn a byoodiful bwoo fwowwer nessld inna lush gweens. Ittza
laylawni, a star fwowwer. Furry gud wukk.
Dis wot mine Mosey an minesefl diddid a wong tym uhgo, wen usses wuz
juts fwenz.
Bawn foyyaj, Meowy


Fank yew mai bootiful SIL.
ai rembur wen yew n Mosey wur jezt fwendz. Pipps smilez at Meowy
Nao yew n hym r hapily winked...Pipps smiles at her SIL ugin.
Aftur napping on da beech at Why-kee-kee, n den wayking up n waching da
Sandpipers running on da beech n seeing a small burdi standing
on uh bwade uff gwass, Pipps n Ranger waff n den goh tew da Loo OW n stuf
demselfz wif fingz wike poi, soovin eerz, spam, pork, pineapple, n uthur
gudies,
Den deygoh on uh a strole fru da twapurrkl fowestn dey gasp at da beauty
uf
bwoo fwowwer nessld inna lush gweens. Ittza laylawni, a star fwowwer.
Ranger, izz't dat bootiful, n et smelz sew gud tew.
Dey deside tew tayke uh nap in da forezt.
Bof uf dem hab gudgud dreemz


Dat sewww nise. ai bedder 'port offur an gnap wif yoo in da shwubbwy.
Mayby fynd sum weftoffur LooOw fudz!
I wil bwing yoo a d*ggy b*g uff da weftoffurs, Mosey mine wuff.
*nosepoink*
MeOwy


Aftur dey wayke up frum der nap, Pipps wookz at Ranger n Pipps finkz et iz
umkay if Meowy joinz dem..iffen dat iz umaky wif yew, Ranger.
Ranger ugreez, Meowy iz inbited tew joyne dem., ulong wif Mosey .
Hay Meowy, weh kan goh tew unuthur Loo OW, n awl hab uthur gud fudz, n nip
drimks der tew.
Dey dint gib usses INY leis at da uthur Loo OW!! Diz une wyl beh mutch
bedur.
n weh can goh bak tew da beech n dew sum surfin.
Jest den, en da forezt, uh strange shady wooking Cat, waring sungwasses,
wokz up tew da fore kitties, n offerz denm uh funi cigerit
Pipps, sez NOE fank yew !! Weh dunt smoke dat stuf.. goe uhwai NAO or weh
wyl kawl da Sherif!!
Dat Cat leevz qwik.
Pipps sez, whew, ai fink ai did gud, dunt yew gize?
Dey awl ugrei dat Pips did gud, aftur awl hur iz da Pres uf da TGK Club n
hur noze haow tew kick butt, wen nesisari.
Diz wuz une uf doze tymez.
Nao, letz awl go fynd unuthir Loo Ow
Pipps seez Mosey n Meowy *nosepoinking* n sez wif uh laf, "wud yew tew git
uh room?"

Pipps Taykes Ranger's paw n dey goh wif Mosey n Meowy tew unuthur Loo OW,
n Pipps n Meowy r dwessed en bootiful moomooz, n da mancats r waring brite
Hawaiian shurts n shortz, n weh r awl barefut.
Noe shooz neaded at diz Loo Ow.
Wen day git der, dey r greeted bai da Big Kahuna, hoo showz dem da reely
big boofay, wif sovin eerz, turkeyburd, ham, cheezez,
sawft Hawaiian rolz, n uther bredz, spam, roast beest, rozted snaykez, wich
Meowy lufs, n lotza uthur gudiez.
Et ulso haz uh taybul wer dey kan awl git wunerful nip drinks.
Aftur dey stuf demselfs, dey awl tayke un nap on da beech .

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Old February 24th 12, 12:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default Frum Pipps, A IDEAR UBAOWT UH ADVENTUR Ranger n Pipps vacation




Lemme noe wat yew fink. All Cats r inbited tew joyne en, n weh HOAP da Two
Sisters wyl joyne usses tew. Pipps



Hep, Pipps, mine hoomins lefted today, so we don't haf to wait fur da
weekend. Hows about we teleport to Why-kee-kee now an get all nice an
comfy
on da beech? An mebbe we can haf da wait-cat bring us sum of doze
drinkies
wif da liddle umbrellas in dem?
Ranger


Dat saownz fyne wif meh, Ranger
ai wyl port ovur n pik yew up naow n den weh wyl
teleport to Why-kee-kee n dew awl doze fingz yew menshuned.
ai paked mai moo moo n mai bathing soot, n
weh kan hab sum uff doze nip pina koladaz.
O diz iz guna beh fun.
Heer ai kome
R yew reddy tew go wif meh? .


Pipps


Pipps pix up Ranger n day r on da beech at drinkin da wunnerful nip
pina
koladaz, n waching da bootiful sunset at Why-kee-kee.
Den dey. goh tew da hotel, n hab sum gud fudz
Dont furgit tu go tew da Loo-Ow ware yoo can gorj yoorsefls on wotta
eyelend fuds.
Fowwowed by a poats-pwandyum stwoll inna twapurrkl fowest, ware yoo
mite fyn a byoodiful bwoo fwowwer nessld inna lush gweens. Ittza
laylawni, a star fwowwer. Furry gud wukk.
Dis wot mine Mosey an minesefl diddid a wong tym uhgo, wen usses wuz
juts fwenz.
Bawn foyyaj, Meowy


Fank yew mai bootiful SIL.
ai rembur wen yew n Mosey wur jezt fwendz. Pipps smilez at Meowy
Nao yew n hym r hapily winked...Pipps smiles at her SIL ugin.
Aftur napping on da beech at Why-kee-kee, n den wayking up n waching da
Sandpipers running on da beech n seeing a small burdi standing
on uh bwade uff gwass, Pipps n Ranger waff n den goh tew da Loo OW n stuf
demselfz wif fingz wike poi, soovin eerz, spam, pork, pineapple, n uthur
gudies,
Den deygoh on uh a strole fru da twapurrkl fowestn dey gasp at da beauty
uf
bwoo fwowwer nessld inna lush gweens. Ittza laylawni, a star fwowwer.
Ranger, izz't dat bootiful, n et smelz sew gud tew.
Dey deside tew tayke uh nap in da forezt.
Bof uf dem hab gudgud dreemz


Dat sewww nise. ai bedder 'port offur an gnap wif yoo in da shwubbwy.
Mayby fynd sum weftoffur LooOw fudz!
I wil bwing yoo a d*ggy b*g uff da weftoffurs, Mosey mine wuff.
*nosepoink*
MeOwy


Aftur dey wayke up frum der nap, Pipps wookz at Ranger n Pipps finkz et iz
umkay if Meowy joinz dem..iffen dat iz umaky wif yew, Ranger.
Ranger ugreez, Meowy iz inbited tew joyne dem., ulong wif Mosey .
Hay Meowy, weh kan goh tew unuthur Loo OW, n awl hab uthur gud fudz, n nip
drimks der tew.
Dey dint gib usses INY leis at da uthur Loo OW!! Diz une wyl beh mutch
bedur.
n weh can goh bak tew da beech n dew sum surfin.
Jest den, en da forezt, uh strange shady wooking Cat, waring sungwasses,
wokz up tew da fore kitties, n offerz denm uh funi cigerit
Pipps, sez NOE fank yew !! Weh dunt smoke dat stuf.. goe uhwai NAO or weh
wyl kawl da Sherif!!
Dat Cat leevz qwik.
Pipps sez, whew, ai fink ai did gud, dunt yew gize?
Dey awl ugrei dat Pips did gud, aftur awl hur iz da Pres uf da TGK Club n
hur noze haow tew kick butt, wen nesisari.
Diz wuz une uf doze tymez.
Nao, letz awl go fynd unuthir Loo Ow
Pipps seez Mosey n Meowy *nosepoinking* n sez wif uh laf, "wud yew tew git
uh room?"

Pipps Taykes Ranger's paw n dey goh wif Mosey n Meowy tew unuthur Loo OW,
n Pipps n Meowy r dwessed en bootiful moomooz, n da mancats r waring brite
Hawaiian shurts n shortz, n weh r awl barefut.
Noe shooz neaded at diz Loo Ow.
Wen day git der, dey r greeted bai da Big Kahuna, hoo showz dem da reely
big boofay, wif sovin eerz, turkeyburd, ham, cheezez,
sawft Hawaiian rolz, n uther bredz, spam, roast beest, rozted snaykez, wich
Meowy lufs, n lotza uthur gudiez.
Et ulso haz uh taybul wer dey kan awl git wunerful nip drinks.
Aftur dey stuf demselfs, dey awl tayke un nap on da beech .

 




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