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  #1  
Old March 24th 12, 06:14 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Default Soupcase!

[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM
  #2  
Old March 24th 12, 08:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
rafflescat[_2_]
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Default Soupcase!

On Mar 24, 5:14*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cyble: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cyble: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cyble: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cyble: Boff!!!!!

--
Purrs,

* * * * Cyble & Oriane

* * * * * * * * I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM


Three Gordon Kittiez stare worriedly at the offending soopcase.
Oh deer! Dats notted gud!
  #3  
Old March 24th 12, 10:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca[_2_]
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Default Soupcase!

Yes, we heered dat yurown hoomin mite be bandonnin yurownselvez. Meowmie sez
heze doin it so he kan be helfy enuf to take kare uv yurownselvez betterer.
Ize shur dat he will hav sum uther hoomin take kare uf yurown fudz an
lidderboksez, tho.

I finkz dat wile he iz gon, we shud awl dekkyrate yurown compartmint so he
will hav a sooprize when he gitz bak.

Rebecca

"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cyble: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cyble: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cyble: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or
how
to tie up a human?

Cyble: Boff!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cyble & Oriane

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/24/2012 1:07:48 PM



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Old March 24th 12, 11:43 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Soupcase!

Derez an epedemec ov soopkasez deze dayze.Weze hope dat yur hoominz trip
wif da soopcase iz produktive.

Booker

On 3/24/2012 10:14 AM, The Two Sisters wrote:
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear" or how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!

  #5  
Old March 25th 12, 03:25 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default Soupcase!




Three Gordon Kittiez stare worriedly at the offending soopcase.
Oh deer! Dats notted gud!


Nawt tew wury, owr furendz, hym wyl beh hoam sune n awl wyl beh wel. yeUP.

Mosey fur hiz hoam
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Old March 25th 12, 03:30 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default Soupcase!


yeUP, Rebecca, yew r rite ugin. Hym wyl beh hoam sayfe n saown sune n weh
wike yer idea uf
awl dekkyrate derown compartmint,
so he will hav a sooprize when he gitz bak.
Wat kan weh dew tew hulp?
Mosey, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps (hoo iz styl off wif Ranger habin fun


Yes, we heered dat yurown hoomin mite be bandonnin yurownselvez. Meowmie
sez heze doin it so he kan be helfy enuf to take kare uv yurownselvez
betterer. Ize shur dat he will hav sum uther hoomin take kare uf yurown
fudz an lidderboksez, tho.
I finkz dat wile he iz gon, we shud awl dekkyrate yurown compartmint so he
will hav a sooprize when he gitz bak.


Rebecca

  #7  
Old March 25th 12, 03:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
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Default Soupcase!


Derez an epedemec ov soopkasez deze dayze.Weze hope dat yur hoominz trip
wif da soopcase iz produktive.


Booker


Weh hoap so tew, Booker.
Mosey fur hiz home


  #8  
Old March 25th 12, 08:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Soupcase!



"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
...
[Two Zot girls sit at their desks, laptops open]

Oriane: [Sinffs at suitcase] Hokay, I'ze determinded dat dis iz a
hooman
objekt cawled a 'soupcase'

Cybèle: Hmmmmm.... wunnder what dat meens?

Oriane: I'ze usink feline Google now....

Oriane: Oh mine toes! Dis is horrible!

Cybèle: Whut! Whut duz it tell yourself?

Oriane: 'Bandonment! Soupcases meens kitty 'bandonment!!!!

Cybèle: No fuds! Dirty widderbokses! No belly rubz! Horrorz!

Oriane: What shud I google nekst: how to make a soupcase "disappear"
or how
to tie up a human?

Cybèle: Boff!!!!!

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane


Izzit tyme tu shtart purrink fur Unka Serge?

If diz iz juzt goin tu be ah fun twip, den fooey on ennyhoomin dezertin
dere kitteez fur fun...it iz nottid fun furr da pour kitteez! Spekkulee
da Sizfurrz!
--
Pit.nya

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Old March 27th 12, 12:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Two Sisters
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Default Soupcase!

On Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:10:40 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Izzit tyme tu shtart purrink fur Unka Serge?


Soon, we finks. He goes nekst Toosday to hab dat piggy balve installed. We
finks da soupcase haz sumfing to do wif dis....

--
Purrs,

Cybèle & Oriane

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

3/26/2012 7:22:54 PM
  #10  
Old March 27th 12, 12:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Booker
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Default Soupcase!

Weze startz purrin now, tu buildz up a reserve so derz enuf ov dem wen
needed.

Booker, Chappy an Snowflake

On 3/26/2012 4:24 PM, The Two Sisters wrote:
On Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:10:40 -0700, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

Izzit tyme tu shtart purrink fur Unka Serge?


Soon, we finks. He goes nekst Toosday to hab dat piggy balve installed. We
finks da soupcase haz sumfing to do wif dis....

 




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