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A Grooming Question
I have never been in the habit of grooming my cats. They are short haired, and
they groom each other. However, I've read on so many boards how important it is to groom your cats often. So, I've been trying to be more attentive. I have one question which I'm sure someone here can answer for me. How do I keep from swallowing and choking on all that hair? |
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GovtLawyer, while in a state of mind not entirely unlike humanoid
consciousness in /every/ respect, evidently wrote: I have never been in the habit of grooming my cats. They are short haired, and they groom each other. However, I've read on so many boards how important it is to groom your cats often. So, I've been trying to be more attentive. I have one question which I'm sure someone here can answer for me. How do I keep from swallowing and choking on all that hair? and then the Cat pressed the "Send" button while GovtLawyer denied all knowledge. =============== Um, you mean your cats actually allow you the honor of practicing your 'prentice tonguework upon their bods? If'n so, you are to be congratulated. According to an alleged ancient text of the Bubastis priesthood,* it is understood that those who in this life do serve their cats well with tooth and tongue are destined indeed to become cats themselves in their next Earthly incarnation. One end is said to be easier than the other. Kindly use dainty care when attending to the small puckered hairless areas under their tails. (Keep Tongue in Cheek for /best/ results. Practice makes purrrrfect.) * An alleged subset of the entirety of alleged Spiritual Egypt, now reawakening (allegedly, of course) in the (likewise alleged) wake of the alleged 2001 alleged event which is allegedly referred to (likely even by them what alleges, ferGoodness'sake!) as the "Turning of the Aeon" into the allegedly genuine "Age of Aquarius". (Allegedly.) Cordially, Rev. Priestess Charlene Mann, ULC Founder & Pastor, First Peoples' Church of the Forbidden Truth (also CSH, KofA, CofSubG, SSofS&S, TCotW etc etc etc too many etc to bother arguing with) and Middy-Boo too (Who LOVES the NG and Grooms Himself, thank you!) |
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GovtLawyer, while in a state of mind not entirely unlike humanoid
consciousness in /every/ respect, evidently wrote: I have never been in the habit of grooming my cats. They are short haired, and they groom each other. However, I've read on so many boards how important it is to groom your cats often. So, I've been trying to be more attentive. I have one question which I'm sure someone here can answer for me. How do I keep from swallowing and choking on all that hair? and then the Cat pressed the "Send" button while GovtLawyer denied all knowledge. =============== Um, you mean your cats actually allow you the honor of practicing your 'prentice tonguework upon their bods? If'n so, you are to be congratulated. According to an alleged ancient text of the Bubastis priesthood,* it is understood that those who in this life do serve their cats well with tooth and tongue are destined indeed to become cats themselves in their next Earthly incarnation. One end is said to be easier than the other. Kindly use dainty care when attending to the small puckered hairless areas under their tails. (Keep Tongue in Cheek for /best/ results. Practice makes purrrrfect.) * An alleged subset of the entirety of alleged Spiritual Egypt, now reawakening (allegedly, of course) in the (likewise alleged) wake of the alleged 2001 alleged event which is allegedly referred to (likely even by them what alleges, ferGoodness'sake!) as the "Turning of the Aeon" into the allegedly genuine "Age of Aquarius". (Allegedly.) Cordially, Rev. Priestess Charlene Mann, ULC Founder & Pastor, First Peoples' Church of the Forbidden Truth (also CSH, KofA, CofSubG, SSofS&S, TCotW etc etc etc too many etc to bother arguing with) and Middy-Boo too (Who LOVES the NG and Grooms Himself, thank you!) |
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i have found a quick brushing with a soft brush is all a short haired cat needs
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i have found a quick brushing with a soft brush is all a short haired cat needs
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