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Old January 9th 05, 05:03 AM
mlbriggs
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Default Update Frum Mandy an Betsy

On Sun, 09 Jan 2005 00:43:07 +0000, Cheryl Perkins wrote:


Hiya all,

Ower Meomie haz bin sadly neglectin hur dooties wif ower online frens,
sumfing bout werk an kissmouse. Sumtymes, she lets us reed, but we hasnt
bin doing much riting. So now, finully, we is updatin yu all now bout us.
Tuday, she suddenly an crooly dragged us of tu see TED! We hasnt dun this
in too yeers or so, an had assumed Meomie had lerned hur lessen bout takin
cats tu TED. She cot me first, then Betsy ran inna pooter room, but let
Meomie trik hur by wavin a hand inna front of hur nose an catchin hold of
hur wif the other. She put up a gudgud fite, but got stuffed inna catbox
enneyway. Harry's Meomie drove us all tu TED, an Harry went in furst. Hez
gotta take supplements fur potassyum anna arthuritis. Meomie haz a liddul
arthuritis, tu, but we duznt evun tho we iz oldur than Harry. We iz in
furry gud condishun fur ower ages, spayshully wif respek tu ower
nurrological systems - reflexes an reakshun. But I iz gettin a bit ahed uv
myself. TED sed, wat cat first, an Meomie, in recognishun un myne
impurrtances, sed, we may as well du Mandy furst. Well, I outdone
myownself! I had thu teef and claws going alla tyme, and I yowled and
skreemed, an they hadda call innassistant befur they cud stick thu needul
in me and neffur even took myne tempurachure! I fink I skrached hur a
bit, but not enuff tu get blud. I got the score 'not checked due to
temperament' in seffural places! Meomie sed I had really outdun myownself,
an I must have a furry spayshul tempurrment, bekus Meomie an TED talked
bout it a lot!

And I iz furry purroud uv Betsy, who has an unfurrtunate tendency tu git
rite quiet wen she iz skeered or nurvus. She bit TED rite onna fingur
joint hard enuff tu make her bleed! TED had to go an git a bandije! Well,
you'd fink sumwun hoo clames tu be an eggspert in cats wud no wat happins
wen yu puts yur fingur inna cats mouf, altho she did say sumfing bout how
cats isnt sposed tu bit when yu uses that mouf openin teknique.

So it wuz a triumf fur cats inna end!

Mandy


sigh Cheryl



U R a rascal!

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Old January 10th 05, 08:44 AM
Miss Violette
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**!!!! Five cats stand, cheer and yowl for your purfurmance!!!*

good work, Miss Violette for her house
Cheryl Perkins wrote in message
...

Hiya all,

Ower Meomie haz bin sadly neglectin hur dooties wif ower online frens,
sumfing bout werk an kissmouse. Sumtymes, she lets us reed, but we hasnt
bin doing much riting. So now, finully, we is updatin yu all now bout us.
Tuday, she suddenly an crooly dragged us of tu see TED! We hasnt dun this
in too yeers or so, an had assumed Meomie had lerned hur lessen bout takin
cats tu TED. She cot me first, then Betsy ran inna pooter room, but let
Meomie trik hur by wavin a hand inna front of hur nose an catchin hold of
hur wif the other. She put up a gudgud fite, but got stuffed inna catbox
enneyway. Harry's Meomie drove us all tu TED, an Harry went in furst. Hez
gotta take supplements fur potassyum anna arthuritis. Meomie haz a liddul
arthuritis, tu, but we duznt evun tho we iz oldur than Harry. We iz in
furry gud condishun fur ower ages, spayshully wif respek tu ower
nurrological systems - reflexes an reakshun. But I iz gettin a bit ahed uv
myself. TED sed, wat cat first, an Meomie, in recognishun un myne
impurrtances, sed, we may as well du Mandy furst. Well, I outdone
myownself! I had thu teef and claws going alla tyme, and I yowled and
skreemed, an they hadda call innassistant befur they cud stick thu needul
in me and neffur even took myne tempurachure! I fink I skrached hur a
bit, but not enuff tu get blud. I got the score 'not checked due to
temperament' in seffural places! Meomie sed I had really outdun myownself,
an I must have a furry spayshul tempurrment, bekus Meomie an TED talked
bout it a lot!

And I iz furry purroud uv Betsy, who has an unfurrtunate tendency tu git
rite quiet wen she iz skeered or nurvus. She bit TED rite onna fingur
joint hard enuff tu make her bleed! TED had to go an git a bandije! Well,
you'd fink sumwun hoo clames tu be an eggspert in cats wud no wat happins
wen yu puts yur fingur inna cats mouf, altho she did say sumfing bout how
cats isnt sposed tu bit when yu uses that mouf openin teknique.

So it wuz a triumf fur cats inna end!

Mandy


sigh Cheryl

--
Cheryl



 




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