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Old September 13th 05, 02:39 PM
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Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing

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Old September 13th 05, 07:46 PM
Sylvia M.
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sigh
Purring continues.

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Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit

slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he

meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES

now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house

which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could

help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He

saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed

up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the

neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been

shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the

bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our

usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I

kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs

and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing



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Old September 14th 05, 12:13 AM
ChildFree23
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Black Jack! You're back! How soon till you're reunited with the rest
of your clowder?

Your first assignment is to lead a search for Baby Kitty. We've got a
Sherman tank, an air boat, and a helocopter. Which do you want?

Capt. Midnight DOC
The Good Luck Black Cat
Commanding Kitty, Catmerica Police Department


Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing

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Old September 14th 05, 01:05 AM
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wal, she does but first she has to get uh new car. hers died.
she has been trying to call her neighbor and tell her about the man who
fed us but the lines are all busy. again. The other guys are
purring like crazee for Baby Kitty and me. BLack Jack
Mme. Ana=EFs ^..^ wrote:
On 13 Sep 2005 06:39:46 -0700, wrote:

Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing


Dis iz furry gud nooze, BJP! Duz yur meowmie fink shez going to
return soon????
--
Purrs,
=20
Mme. Ana=EFs
9/13/2005 7:17:04 PM
anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com


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Old September 14th 05, 02:43 AM
Boogie's Mom
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Fang Bast, Bang Bast, FANG BAST!

Meowmie n me wuzzn't going to qwit purrin or invokin till we knowed dat you
wuz safe. We'll keep doin ourz werk till you anna Baby Kitty is all wif yer
fambly again. We'ze also werkin dat da rest offa da furz anna feathers
(anna finnys, too) get da care anna luf dey need till dey can be united wif
dere hoomins again.

Boogie, da delited HarpurrCat inna Bawlmer, doin da happykittydanseovjoy
while hizown meowmie leaks joyful eyewaddermonsters.

wrote in message
oups.com...
Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing



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Old September 14th 05, 04:13 AM
Rebecca
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HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!!

Well, a liddle bit kwallyfied cuz fings still iznt bak to ware dey shud be,
but dis iz wunnerful nooz!

Rebecca

wrote in message
oups.com...
Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing



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Old September 14th 05, 09:24 AM
meee
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happy meows!!!! furry furry happy to hear that the lost kitties are
found.....praise god. your sekritary was furry worried, anna so wer all of
us!! furry furry glad you are safe. kisses to baby kitty fur all of us.
Rebecca wrote in message
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HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!! HAPPEE DANSE!!!

Well, a liddle bit kwallyfied cuz fings still iznt bak to ware dey shud

be,
but dis iz wunnerful nooz!

Rebecca

wrote in message
oups.com...
Good Morning, friends and sekataries!!
This is Black Jack Purrshing reporting for duty. Maybe a bit slimmer
but TED said I needed to loose weight anyway. I DON"T think he meant
this way.
Anyway, one of the neighbors who is living & working in TAXES now,
called the neighbor across the street to check on her house which is
next to our little house. She asked him to see if he could help us.
AND HE DID!
He got in an put out lots more food and new fresh water. He saw me but
didn't see Baby Kitty. He said it just smelled like a closed up house
and litter boxes (we've been using them). He said to the neighbor that
it smelled just as it should, considering the house has been shut up
for two weeks.
I was so excited, I forgot to show him the space behind the bathtub,
under the bed in the boxspring, behind the dryer which are our usual
hiding places.
Our sekatary is probably dribbling watermosters, but then I kind of
feel that way myownself. With lots of thanks for your purrs and
worries, Black Jack Purrshing





 




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