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I think I just saw her...pretending to be a gay man!



 
 
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Old September 29th 05, 10:42 PM
DicklessMarkieMorreofRaleigh
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Default I think I just saw her...pretending to be a gay man!

Yes, that's her. I'm sure of it!

Off to listen to some old, stale suck-ass 50's music...

-L.

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Old September 29th 05, 10:43 PM
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Ya know, because my wife won't give me any head...

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Old September 30th 05, 05:28 AM
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DicklessMarkieMorreofRaleigh wrote:
Yes, that's her. I'm sure of it!

Off to listen to some old, stale suck-ass 50's music...

-L.


Ahem, did someone just pull a SexySoxy or was that intentional?

SS

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Old September 30th 05, 05:53 AM
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SexySoxy wrote:
DicklessMarkieMorreofRaleigh wrote:
Yes, that's her. I'm sure of it!

Off to listen to some old, stale suck-ass 50's music...

-L.


Ahem, did someone just pull a SexySoxy or was that intentional?

SS


I wish I was as clever as Sexy Soxy!

-L.

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Old September 30th 05, 07:07 AM
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"SexySoxy" wrote in message
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Off to listen to some old, stale suck-ass 50's music...

-L.


Ahem, did someone just pull a SexySoxy or was that intentional?


Hi there. Why do they call you "Sexy Soxy?"

Sign me, "Just Curious."



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Old September 30th 05, 07:13 AM
-L.
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Lumpy wrote:


Hi there. Why do they call you "Sexy Soxy?"

Sign me, "Just Curious."


Because she's the cutest little Siamese pussy cat around, of course!

-L.

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Old October 1st 05, 02:48 AM
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Lumpy wrote:

Hi there. Why do they call you "Sexy Soxy?"

Sign me, "Just Curious."


Prolly for the same reason "they" call you "Lumpy."

SS

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Old October 1st 05, 03:12 AM
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"SexySoxy" wrote in message
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Lumpy wrote:

Hi there. Why do they call you "Sexy Soxy?"

Sign me, "Just Curious."


Prolly for the same reason "they" call you "Lumpy."

SS


So you have sexy soxys?

I have a lumpy head. This was discovered when it was shaved. I was telling
the story and one of my friends called me "lumpy" and it took.

I have a cat with half a tail. Her name is Stumpy.
That's us. Lumpy and Stumpy.

I have a room mate with a skin problem. Wanna know
what we call him?


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Old October 1st 05, 03:26 AM
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Lumpy wrote:

So you have sexy soxys?


I'm the hottest, smartest Siamese mix on usenet!

SS

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Old October 1st 05, 03:30 AM
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"SexySoxy" wrote in message
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Lumpy wrote:

So you have sexy soxys?


I'm the hottest, smartest Siamese mix on usenet!

SS


Well then they don't call you Sexy Soxy for the same reason they call me
Lumpy, now do they?


 




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