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Dogs and Cats
This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is.
A dog will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "My master must be a god!" A cat will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!" |
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Dogs and Cats
You got that wrong for the cat it is " I am a GOD and they know it "
"Clyde Ferndock" wrote in message ... This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is. A dog will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "My master must be a god!" A cat will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!" |
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Dogs and Cats
Hehehe I'd say though for the Cat it would be "They finally understand my
divinity.. ;op -- Will~ "... so that's how liberty ends, in a round of applause." Queen Amidala, The revenge of the Syth. "Clyde Ferndock" wrote in message ... This is how I've heard what the basic difference between dogs and cats is. A dog will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "My master must be a god!" A cat will gaze up at his owner and think "I get good food, plenty of clean water, lots of love, taken to the doctor if I am feeling poorly, and praised for everything I do right." "I must be a god!" |
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