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The Short Hairs
I awoke this morning to the smell of cat ****. It wasn't from the
litter box in the bathroom, either, but from the cat who'd just joined me in bed with a turd woven into his butt hair. As disgusting as that was, it was even more disgusting to realize that in a few hours, that turd would be gone and his butt hair immaculately clean. This afternoon, while he was still in a stupor from his afternoon nap, I waylaid him with a pair of scissors, and as he purred and stretched, I trimmed that (now immaculate) butt hair quite short. I didn't have to restrain him at all, I just distracted him by petting him while I moved his tail aside and started cutting. Now he sports what I call a "reverse mullet". -- John Kimmel I think it will be quiet around here now. So long. |
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The Short Hairs
your post made me laugh out loud. Sorry. I do that to my maine coons
otherwise the poop do sticketh. sarah liz |
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Reverse Mullet huh ? heheheh now that's a visual !
-- Will~ "... so that's how liberty ends, in a round of applause." Queen Amidala, The revenge of the Syth. "guynoir" wrote in message ... I awoke this morning to the smell of cat ****. It wasn't from the litter box in the bathroom, either, but from the cat who'd just joined me in bed with a turd woven into his butt hair. As disgusting as that was, it was even more disgusting to realize that in a few hours, that turd would be gone and his butt hair immaculately clean. This afternoon, while he was still in a stupor from his afternoon nap, I waylaid him with a pair of scissors, and as he purred and stretched, I trimmed that (now immaculate) butt hair quite short. I didn't have to restrain him at all, I just distracted him by petting him while I moved his tail aside and started cutting. Now he sports what I call a "reverse mullet". -- John Kimmel I think it will be quiet around here now. So long. |
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