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Cat Scratch Fever
Poor little Jupiter, she gets into these bouts with Lucy, they are playing
and everybody's happy, the money is flowing in, and there's not a cloud on the horizon. but sooner or later, Lucy scratches the hell out of Jupiter. SO! Jupiter rolls around the floor, moaning and whining, you know, just stinging. I have looked and looked, but can't see a scratch through her fur. I wants to dab it with peroxide, or at least with a clean hot rag...maybe make it feel a little better. I have some A&D here, maybe if I can find the scratch... How to find a scratch on a Jupiter |
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Cat Scratch Fever
Barry use a little Vaseline instead of peroxide easier to put on and less
claws involved in your flesh "Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message newsL4Rf.15653$wH5.4985@trnddc02... Poor little Jupiter, she gets into these bouts with Lucy, they are playing and everybody's happy, the money is flowing in, and there's not a cloud on the horizon. but sooner or later, Lucy scratches the hell out of Jupiter. SO! Jupiter rolls around the floor, moaning and whining, you know, just stinging. I have looked and looked, but can't see a scratch through her fur. I wants to dab it with peroxide, or at least with a clean hot rag...maybe make it feel a little better. I have some A&D here, maybe if I can find the scratch... How to find a scratch on a Jupiter |
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Cat Scratch Fever
"Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message newsL4Rf.15653$wH5.4985@trnddc02... Poor little Jupiter, she gets into these bouts with Lucy, they are playing and everybody's happy, the money is flowing in, and there's not a cloud on the horizon. but sooner or later, Lucy scratches the hell out of Jupiter. SO! Jupiter rolls around the floor, moaning and whining, you know, just stinging. I have looked and looked, but can't see a scratch through her fur. I wants to dab it with peroxide, or at least with a clean hot rag...maybe make it feel a little better. I have some A&D here, maybe if I can find the scratch... How to find a scratch on a Jupiter Jupiter is in heat, you idiot. Cats don't act like that when they get scratched. Jaysus. |
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Cat Scratch Fever
Hey take it easy on him he doesn't know about a male being in heat much
less a female hee hee "cybercat" wrote in message ... "Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message newsL4Rf.15653$wH5.4985@trnddc02... Poor little Jupiter, she gets into these bouts with Lucy, they are playing and everybody's happy, the money is flowing in, and there's not a cloud on the horizon. but sooner or later, Lucy scratches the hell out of Jupiter. SO! Jupiter rolls around the floor, moaning and whining, you know, just stinging. I have looked and looked, but can't see a scratch through her fur. I wants to dab it with peroxide, or at least with a clean hot rag...maybe make it feel a little better. I have some A&D here, maybe if I can find the scratch... How to find a scratch on a Jupiter Jupiter is in heat, you idiot. Cats don't act like that when they get scratched. Jaysus. |
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Cat Scratch Fever
"Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message . .. Hey take it easy on him he doesn't know about a male being in heat much less a female hee hee No doubt. |
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Cat Scratch Fever
cybercat wrote: Jupiter is in heat, you idiot. Cats don't act like that when they get scratched. Jaysus. you think so? you reckon that is what Jupiter means when she goes howwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllll*llllll!!!! ..? hmmm? wow, I guess it's time for a visit and get her fixed. |
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Cat Scratch Fever
"Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message oups.com... cybercat wrote: Jupiter is in heat, you idiot. Cats don't act like that when they get scratched. Jaysus. you think so? you reckon that is what Jupiter means when she goes howwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllll*llllll!!!! ..? hmmm? Yes, unless you are stepping on her heart or her little paw with your Bozo shoes. wow, I guess it's time for a visit and get her fixed. You think? BONEHEAD? If they give you pain pills be sure to give her one and not FIVE. |
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Cat Scratch Fever
"cybercat" wrote in message ... "Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message oups.com... cybercat wrote: Jupiter is in heat, you idiot. Cats don't act like that when they get scratched. Jaysus. you think so? you reckon that is what Jupiter means when she goes howwwwwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllllll*llllll!!!! ..? hmmm? Yes, unless you are stepping on her heart or her little paw with your Bozo shoes. wow, I guess it's time for a visit and get her fixed. You think? BONEHEAD? If they give you pain pills be sure to give her one and not FIVE. "bigbadbarry" wrote in message oups.com... Mary wrote: You did a good thing getting him neutered, esp since he did turn out to be a lynx hybrid. I think he was kidding about that . . . You don't say. Halfwit. woooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!! Well, you can like Schirf, but I don't. I never mind being killfiled. However, Diane flaunts her killfile, and although she *has* me killfiled, still snipes at me. Way pussified and I mean that not in the usual good pussy way. now lets talk about this 8 yr marriage that you suddenly find occassion for offense what kind of woman talks to a stranger this way? was this supposed to turn me on? give it rest dwarfy, ain't nobody buying into your moral superiority bull****! |
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Cat Scratch Fever
it is a scratch, I saw the blow that took Jupiter out of the game. after
that she proceeded to cry. I held her, I tried to find the scratch. Lucy just doesn't know her own strength. "Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll @linethetrollsup.com wrote in message .. . Barry use a little Vaseline instead of peroxide easier to put on and less claws involved in your flesh "Bare Naked Slut" wrote in message newsL4Rf.15653$wH5.4985@trnddc02... Poor little Jupiter, she gets into these bouts with Lucy, they are playing and everybody's happy, the money is flowing in, and there's not a cloud on the horizon. but sooner or later, Lucy scratches the hell out of Jupiter. SO! Jupiter rolls around the floor, moaning and whining, you know, just stinging. I have looked and looked, but can't see a scratch through her fur. I wants to dab it with peroxide, or at least with a clean hot rag...maybe make it feel a little better. I have some A&D here, maybe if I can find the scratch... How to find a scratch on a Jupiter |
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Cat Scratch Fever
cybercat wrote: Yes, unless you are stepping on her heart or her little paw with your Bozo shoes. it is a burden us brothers have to bear, I do have a size 14 shoe. makes it oh soo hard, to buy shoes at MOST regular places. |
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