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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
Calgary, Alberta - home of Canada's oil industry and the Greatest
Outdoor Show in the World (the Calgary Stampede) - will soon be celebrating a mouse population explosion. City Council recently passed a vicious cat bylaw that: - Prohibits "off-leash" cats from public and private property (except that of the owner) - Outlaws several helpful feline behaviours, including "mousing" - Extends cat trapping to public property - Provides sanctions in the form of fines, "vicious animal" labeling, and extermination for "unruly" cats (i.e., cats who kill mice!) Calgary's Recreational Cat Trappers are ecstactic that felines in this city are finally being put on a very short leash. And if they're not and they happen to step off their owner's properly, we'll be there to trap 'em, using city-supplied cat traps! We invite you to visit our website at http://cartc.ca to learn more about this purrfect cat control bylaw, our sensible city aldermen, and recreational cat trapping. Big Game Hunters should consider a visit to Calgary, North America's Cat Trapping Capital. Have fun and safe trapping. Trapper Freeman ---------- The Calgary Association of Recreational Cat Trappers Helping dispatch cats....Sometimes even to responsible pet owners. http://carct.ca |
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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
On 3 Apr 2006 09:09:10 -0700, "Trapper Freeman" wrote
in message .com Calgary, Alberta - home of Canada's oil industry and the Greatest Outdoor Show in the World (the Calgary Stampede) - will soon be celebrating a mouse population explosion. City Council recently passed a vicious cat bylaw that: - Prohibits "off-leash" cats from public and private property (except that of the owner) - Outlaws several helpful feline behaviours, including "mousing" - Extends cat trapping to public property - Provides sanctions in the form of fines, "vicious animal" labeling, and extermination for "unruly" cats (i.e., cats who kill mice!) I suppose they'll pass a bylaw requiring cats to **** in toilets and eat with knives and forks, too. lol |
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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
The late Charles Dobbins asserted that at-large cats pose a far greater
danger to human, avian, and canine populations than mouse-borne disease. Trapper Freeman, Certified Master Cat Trapper The Calgary Association of Recreational Cat Trappers. Calgary, AB Join us for a Big Game, Brokecat Mountain Cat Trapping Safari! http://carct.ca |
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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
Boy Toy wrote: I suppose they'll pass a bylaw requiring cats to **** in toilets and eat with knives and forks, too. lol Only when the cats are taken off the owner's property (obviously, in a cage, on a leash, or otherwise restrained). Calgarians take the libertarian approach to most thinks. In this case, a cat's home is its castle. Trapper Freeman http://carct.ca |
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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
On Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:51:18 -0600, Boy Toy
wrote: On 3 Apr 2006 09:09:10 -0700, "Trapper Freeman" wrote in message .com Calgary, Alberta - home of Canada's oil industry and the Greatest Outdoor Show in the World (the Calgary Stampede) - will soon be celebrating a mouse population explosion. City Council recently passed a vicious cat bylaw that: - Prohibits "off-leash" cats from public and private property (except that of the owner) - Outlaws several helpful feline behaviours, including "mousing" - Extends cat trapping to public property - Provides sanctions in the form of fines, "vicious animal" labeling, and extermination for "unruly" cats (i.e., cats who kill mice!) I suppose they'll pass a bylaw requiring cats to **** in toilets and eat with knives and forks, too. lol like what would you know about pussy BT dicks are 4 chicks dude h u r c |
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Calgary's Purrfect Cat Bylaw: Outlaws Mousing!
"Boy Toy" wrote in message ... On 3 Apr 2006 09:09:10 -0700, "Trapper Freeman" wrote in message .com Calgary, Alberta - home of Canada's oil industry and the Greatest Outdoor Show in the World (the Calgary Stampede) - will soon be celebrating a mouse population explosion. City Council recently passed a vicious cat bylaw that: - Prohibits "off-leash" cats from public and private property (except that of the owner) - Outlaws several helpful feline behaviours, including "mousing" - Extends cat trapping to public property - Provides sanctions in the form of fines, "vicious animal" labeling, and extermination for "unruly" cats (i.e., cats who kill mice!) I suppose they'll pass a bylaw requiring cats to **** in toilets and eat with knives and forks, too. lol You old faggot , are full of ****. I can probably buy and sell you with change left over. Your right I don't work I don't have to. That is not the same as having not worked. Besides why would anyone want to work when there's so much money to be made fleecing rubes like you. You are the one that doesn't deal in facts. You just repeat the cant your masters have told you to say. It is a real good thing your body is programmed to **** whether you decide or not cause otherwise you'd explode in a yellow cloud before you could figure out what to do. -- "You gotta be smarter than your oponant." ---- Big Dumb Dave. ) "Members of the 3rd right (Nazi/facist)?" ---- Scotty a.k.a. mr. third right. ) .--------------------------------------. ( BAHHHH! KATO is an friend too ) ( my rear end BAHHHHH! ) `--------------------------------------' , ,/ O@O @ @@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ || || |
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