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Old May 21st 06, 02:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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these threads are starting too sound like bluegrass song titles


titles like

Daddy Shut the Casket on Mamma's Fingers
I Wanna Be in The News of the World
and Hot Tub of Tears

~
Today is another Be good to your Pussy Day

you got to treat that thang nice or pussy won't be good to you

do unto pussy, or pussy get you back

it's an excersize in morality
an excersize in proper handling of pussy

JUST! be good to your pussy, spend a little time with it

Stroke it and feed it, put good things in it

play with it too much and pussy get aggrivated
pussy talk back

pussy go hide under the bed, pussy go hide inside the mattress box
springs
and go cht cht cht all night long

pussy is squeezebox, but pussy got bounds
you squeeze to long and pussy let you down

don't shave your pussy, will develop little rash
remember to remove loose hair, with just a little splash

be good to your pussy

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Old May 21st 06, 02:53 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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these threads are starting too sound like bluegrass song titles


titles like

Daddy Shut the Casket on Mamma's Fingers
I Wanna Be in The News of the World
and Hot Tub of Tears

~
Today is another Be good to your Pussy Day

you got to treat that thang nice or pussy won't be good to you

do unto pussy, or pussy get you back

it's an excersize in morality
an excersize in proper handling of pussy

JUST! be good to your pussy, spend a little time with it

Stroke it and feed it, put good things in it

play with it too much and pussy get aggrivated
pussy talk back

pussy go hide under the bed, pussy go hide inside the mattress box
springs
and go cht cht cht all night long

pussy is squeezebox, but pussy got bounds
you squeeze to long and pussy let you down

don't shave your pussy, will develop little rash
remember to remove loose hair, with just a little splash

be good to your pussy


Barry did your girlfriend leave you If I had a dirty mind I would say you
need to find one very soon almost immediately

Notice Doe is back but actually posting nice. I hope he actually maintains
it


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Old May 21st 06, 03:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
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Matthew aka NMR wrote:

Barry did your girlfriend leave you If I had a dirty mind I would say you
need to find one very soon almost immediately


uh? no.. I say pussy hiding under the bed, so be sure treat pussy nice
cold winters are coming, a bigbad will be nice

Notice Doe is back but actually posting nice. I hope he actually maintains
it


ah, it's his mamma at the keyboard, it's her newest thing
she's scared to get her own handle, Doe has taken to her old swing

she's on it 24/7 now, but Doe don't mind

While she's in that little dank room posting (keeping her sanity) he's
in her room upstairs (having a field day in her vanity)

lipsticks and cigs, powder-puffs and wigs

He couldn't be happier

 




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