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Old January 17th 07, 10:10 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Ana´s ^..^
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

In the distance, the toona boat can be seen moving closer to shore
with a large number of kitties partying on its decks, climbing the
rigging and otherwise celebrating the catch.

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.

As the tender from the boat beaches, a small army of cats bring the
toonas where the itami (sushi-chef) and his two assistants wash and
clean them. He carefully takes the belly and choice parts, wraps them
and puts them in the cooler for the sushi-bar. He cuts the remainder
into filets, steaks and chunks, giving a large number of the choice
pieces to Jocko for the fire-pit, and sending the rest to the kitchen
to be prepared by the villa's chefs, along with the rest of the
banquet. Jocko and his friends are getting the fire-pit ready.

A number of smaller boats are bringing an assortment of fish, crabs,
mussels, clams and oysters; kitchen cats are preparing roast beast to
be roasted over an open pit as well as a complete menu; bartender
kitties are polishing the crystal as wait-kitties set china on low
tables.

On the boat, Ana´s and Cleo try to get everykittie's attention: "Hihi
efurryone! Da Noo Yeerz party will begin at sundown tonite, so we haff
a few howrz to relax, take a nap, swim or shop until den. We''ll see
efurrykitty on da beech later!"

Ana´s turns to Tiger: "Dis will be funfun! I'ze wearink my Hawaiian
shirt dat matches yourz! What wood you like to do until sundown???"
--
Purrs,

Mme. Ana´s
1/17/2007 4:07:51 PM
  #2  
Old January 17th 07, 11:19 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 16:10:47 -0500, "Mme. Ana´s ^..^"
wrote:

In the distance, the toona boat can be seen moving closer to shore
with a large number of kitties partying on its decks, climbing the
rigging and otherwise celebrating the catch.

i'm alreddy eating some of the catch!
beauty

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.

As the tender from the boat beaches, a small army of cats bring the
toonas where the itami (sushi-chef) and his two assistants wash and
clean them. He carefully takes the belly and choice parts, wraps them
and puts them in the cooler for the sushi-bar. He cuts the remainder
into filets, steaks and chunks, giving a large number of the choice
pieces to Jocko for the fire-pit, and sending the rest to the kitchen
to be prepared by the villa's chefs, along with the rest of the
banquet. Jocko and his friends are getting the fire-pit ready.

A number of smaller boats are bringing an assortment of fish, crabs,
mussels, clams and oysters; kitchen cats are preparing roast beast to
be roasted over an open pit as well as a complete menu; bartender
kitties are polishing the crystal as wait-kitties set china on low
tables.

On the boat, Ana´s and Cleo try to get everykittie's attention: "Hihi
efurryone! Da Noo Yeerz party will begin at sundown tonite, so we haff
a few howrz to relax, take a nap, swim or shop until den. We''ll see
efurrykitty on da beech later!"

(Cinder orders a toona colada from a wait-kitty.) This is my furst Noo
Yeerz party. The other two years I had nothing, just an old nip bag to
play with. Fangu organizers.
Cinder

Ana´s turns to Tiger: "Dis will be funfun! I'ze wearink my Hawaiian
shirt dat matches yourz! What wood you like to do until sundown???"


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Old January 18th 07, 02:44 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:19:48 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's little, agile
paws typed:

(Cinder orders a toona colada from a wait-kitty.) This is my furst Noo
Yeerz party. The other two years I had nothing, just an old nip bag to
play with. Fangu organizers.
Cinder


Non! C'est impossible! A nip-bag?

Wood you like myownself to arrest zat hooman ov yourz on behaff of
zee Gendarmerie-Feline du France? We can ship heem to Deffil's Izland!

--
Ó bient˘t,

Jacques
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Old January 18th 07, 05:10 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Mme. Ana´s ^..^ wrote:
In the distance, the toona boat can be seen moving closer to shore
with a large number of kitties partying on its decks, climbing the
rigging and otherwise celebrating the catch.

On the Island the staff is busy with preparations for the night's
party: the beach is groomed, carpenter-cats are erecting a large tents
on the beach, setting up a well-stocked bar and a long buffet table.
Other kitties are assembling a low kitty-sized sushi-bar, with silk
cushions in front of it, and a dance floor. Cushions, deck chairs and
blankets are spread over the beach, and strings of colorful paper
lanterns are being hung. A small dance band is setting up under the
tent.

As the tender from the boat beaches, a small army of cats bring the
toonas where the itami (sushi-chef) and his two assistants wash and
clean them. He carefully takes the belly and choice parts, wraps them
and puts them in the cooler for the sushi-bar. He cuts the remainder
into filets, steaks and chunks, giving a large number of the choice
pieces to Jocko for the fire-pit, and sending the rest to the kitchen
to be prepared by the villa's chefs, along with the rest of the
banquet. Jocko and his friends are getting the fire-pit ready.

A number of smaller boats are bringing an assortment of fish, crabs,
mussels, clams and oysters; kitchen cats are preparing roast beast to
be roasted over an open pit as well as a complete menu; bartender
kitties are polishing the crystal as wait-kitties set china on low
tables.

On the boat, Ana´s and Cleo try to get everykittie's attention: "Hihi
efurryone! Da Noo Yeerz party will begin at sundown tonite, so we haff
a few howrz to relax, take a nap, swim or shop until den. We''ll see
efurrykitty on da beech later!"

Ana´s turns to Tiger: "Dis will be funfun! I'ze wearink my Hawaiian
shirt dat matches yourz! What wood you like to do until sundown???"


Wake up Sunnydance, the sun is going down, letz get offa da beetsh
an go in an get reddi furr da loo-ow.

I'yl weer uh moomoo wiff fowlur printz, an I kno dat yu hab yur Cattyleena
owtfit. Diz wyll be soosoo mutsh fun! layturr we kin kik da wet saynd on
da beetsh...summytymez it maykez sparkz...didja effurr see dat???

Pit˘.˘nya


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Old January 18th 07, 05:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:44:42 -0500, Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau
wrote:

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 22:19:48 GMT, John Ross Mc Master's little, agile
paws typed:

(Cinder orders a toona colada from a wait-kitty.) This is my furst Noo
Yeerz party. The other two years I had nothing, just an old nip bag to
play with. Fangu organizers.
Cinder


Non! C'est impossible! A nip-bag?

Wood you like myownself to arrest zat hooman ov yourz on behaff of
zee Gendarmerie-Feline du France? We can ship heem to Deffil's Izland!

What an eggscellant idear!
Cinder

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Old January 18th 07, 07:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sundance
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[Sundance stretches a looooooong, luxurious stretch.]

OK, Sweetee, a loo-ow will be funfun, and dere will be fudz! Yoo will luk
furry bootiful in yurown fowlery moomoo. Izzit da same kullerz az myown
shirt?

I haz neffur seen da sand do dat -- letz do dat when it gitz dark so we kan
see it reely gud!

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...

Wake up Sunnydance, the sun is going down, letz get offa da beetsh
an go in an get reddi furr da loo-ow.

I'yl weer uh moomoo wiff fowlur printz, an I kno dat yu hab yur Cattyleena
owtfit. Diz wyll be soosoo mutsh fun! layturr we kin kik da wet saynd on
da beetsh...summytymez it maykez sparkz...didja effurr see dat???

Pit˘.˘nya



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Old January 18th 07, 07:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
meeee
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

Moe stops happy dancing around Piglette and turns politely to his date...

Wud yu lyke to go onshore an tayst sum uf tha IggZotik fuds they has? They
is smellin reely gud and ther is moosik an dansin an fuds an more
fuds....did I say fuds??


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Old January 18th 07, 08:48 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Ana´s ^..^
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

On Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:10:47 -0800, Pi2nya AKA Sweetee's nimble,
little paws typed:


Wake up Sunnydance, the sun is going down, letz get offa da beetsh
an go in an get reddi furr da loo-ow.

I'yl weer uh moomoo wiff fowlur printz, an I kno dat yu hab yur Cattyleena
owtfit. Diz wyll be soosoo mutsh fun! layturr we kin kik da wet saynd on
da beetsh...summytymez it maykez sparkz...didja effurr see dat???

Pit˘.˘nya


Wow, Pitoonya! Dat moomoo iz da cat's miao!

I'm on my wat to da shop to gettid won fur myownself! Tiger, you take
a liddle nap, and I'll be bak soon!
--
Purrs,

Mme. Ana´s
1/18/2007 2:47:17 PM
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Old January 19th 07, 02:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Default Da loo-wow on da beech!

(Cinder orders a toona colada from a wait-kitty.) This is my furst
Noo
Yeerz party. The other two years I had nothing, just an old nip bag

to
play with. Fangu organizers.
Cinder


Weel sirtinly haf more fun dan dat dis time!

Bear


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Old January 19th 07, 02:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Julie Porter
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Ime goeng tu shop until Chester comes bak, if ennywon wood like to join
me. Dat wood be fun!

Lucy


On the boat, Ana´s and Cleo try to get everykittie's attention:

"Hihi
efurryone! Da Noo Yeerz party will begin at sundown tonite, so we

haff
a few howrz to relax, take a nap, swim or shop until den. We''ll see
efurrykitty on da beech later!"



 




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