Taking my home back - Rated R for Language.

I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

I broke bad! yes I did.

right now? hell, I CAN'T FIND A KITTEN OR A CAT NOWHERE

at least not up under my feet

I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the fire last night, Im
squatting in my bday suit...
doing the fire thing.. raking coals to the front of the stove...I lean
back a tad and a Jupiter is under my balls... #$%$^%%^%^, I have a hug
piece of wood in one hand, a poker in the other... Sooo...
you put the log down... suck up all the aggrivation and say...
"baby.. sit over here" for the millionth goddamn time...

are they too dumb to know? yes, they are..
are they too dumb to get with the program? no they are not!

Now Lucy is playing pretty in the kitchen
Jupiter is laying on the bed
kittens are sleeping...
everybody is happy, including daddy

For who a father loves, he chastises. If I didn't clear the air and
remove the aggrivating behavior, then all my kids would be *******s

cats needs boundaries, cats need something to respect.. as in...
it's ok to clear the air and show some displeasure
they do it to each other

If a kitten gets in Lucys face, Lucy swipes them
If Lucy swipes a kitten, I hound her down with a broom
and muther****ing dare her to do it again...

im the big cat around here, I call the shots, Im in charge

Cats love a good natured push over

GIVEM A FUR COAT AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD

they will run you ragged into the ground if you let them

don't worry about the love, they don't love you no way... you're a fool
if you think they feel any love, they don't.

THEY WANT TO SURVIVE.. they are simply a social creature and that's
fine! we take advantage of their instincts and "pretend" they are
requitting our loves.. but no... they are merely eating. or...
continuing in their social practice and surviving, don't fool yourself.

My point is, it's never the cats fault, cats will take as much
advantage as you give them

they do... so.. if you have monsters on your hands, you're the blame,
but you are also the solution.
Just break bad.

Bear

Werther's Original wrote:
I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

I broke bad! yes I did.

right now? hell, I CAN'T FIND A KITTEN OR A CAT NOWHERE

at least not up under my feet

I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the fire last night, Im
squatting in my bday suit...
doing the fire thing.. raking coals to the front of the stove...I lean
back a tad and a Jupiter is under my balls... #$%$^%%^%^, I have a hug
piece of wood in one hand, a poker in the other... Sooo...
you put the log down... suck up all the aggrivation and say...
"baby.. sit over here" for the millionth goddamn time...

are they too dumb to know? yes, they are..
are they too dumb to get with the program? no they are not!

Now Lucy is playing pretty in the kitchen
Jupiter is laying on the bed
kittens are sleeping...
everybody is happy, including daddy

For who a father loves, he chastises. If I didn't clear the air and
remove the aggrivating behavior, then all my kids would be *******s

cats needs boundaries, cats need something to respect.. as in...
it's ok to clear the air and show some displeasure
they do it to each other

If a kitten gets in Lucys face, Lucy swipes them
If Lucy swipes a kitten, I hound her down with a broom
and muther****ing dare her to do it again...

im the big cat around here, I call the shots, Im in charge

Cats love a good natured push over

GIVEM A FUR COAT AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD

they will run you ragged into the ground if you let them

don't worry about the love, they don't love you no way... you're a fool
if you think they feel any love, they don't.

THEY WANT TO SURVIVE.. they are simply a social creature and that's
fine! we take advantage of their instincts and "pretend" they are
requitting our loves.. but no... they are merely eating. or...
continuing in their social practice and surviving, don't fool yourself.

My point is, it's never the cats fault, cats will take as much
advantage as you give them

they do... so.. if you have monsters on your hands, you're the blame,
but you are also the solution.
Just break bad.

Bear


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Werther's Original wrote:

I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

I broke bad! yes I did.

right now? hell, I CAN'T FIND A KITTEN OR A CAT NOWHERE

at least not up under my feet

I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the fire last night, Im
squatting in my bday suit...
doing the fire thing.. raking coals to the front of the stove...I lean
back a tad and a Jupiter is under my balls... #$%$^%%^%^, I have a hug
piece of wood in one hand, a poker in the other... Sooo...
you put the log down... suck up all the aggrivation and say...
"baby.. sit over here" for the millionth goddamn time...

are they too dumb to know? yes, they are..
are they too dumb to get with the program? no they are not!

Now Lucy is playing pretty in the kitchen
Jupiter is laying on the bed
kittens are sleeping...
everybody is happy, including daddy

For who a father loves, he chastises. If I didn't clear the air and
remove the aggrivating behavior, then all my kids would be *******s

cats needs boundaries, cats need something to respect.. as in...
it's ok to clear the air and show some displeasure
they do it to each other

If a kitten gets in Lucys face, Lucy swipes them
If Lucy swipes a kitten, I hound her down with a broom
and muther****ing dare her to do it again...

im the big cat around here, I call the shots, Im in charge

Cats love a good natured push over

GIVEM A FUR COAT AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD

they will run you ragged into the ground if you let them

don't worry about the love, they don't love you no way... you're a fool
if you think they feel any love, they don't.

THEY WANT TO SURVIVE.. they are simply a social creature and that's
fine! we take advantage of their instincts and "pretend" they are
requitting our loves.. but no... they are merely eating. or...
continuing in their social practice and surviving, don't fool yourself.

My point is, it's never the cats fault, cats will take as much
advantage as you give them

they do... so.. if you have monsters on your hands, you're the blame,
but you are also the solution.
Just break bad.

Bear
You need to to spend some time with them &see if you can get mummy to
show them how potty training goes.

I know you are finding it difficult, but don't chastise her for using
the litter, cuz it is her way of trying to show them hoew and where
they *should* be going.
I have had the odd mummy llike that & also know how annoying it can be
for you, so I do understand.
The only cure for this one, is to let mummy cut a bit of slack.

Confine her to one room so that you have less palce's to clear up when
you can't be there with her & kitty's,make sure that you have a litter,
plenty of water & her food down.It won't take her too long to realise
why & she will show her baby's what to do so that you cut her a bit
more slack too.
Best of luck on this one.
Shout if you feel it isn't working &we can try a different strategy
S;o)

Werther's Original wrote:
I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

I called it:
"Barry is now chronicling a doomed litter of kittens. From conception,
to birth and every heartbreaking event from now on. You and I both know
what's next.

I've fostered litters and I'm sure many of you have too. They will
start to stink and he'll get tired of them and either turn them
outside, or if they're lucky, he'll take them to a shelter long before
they are old enough.

They'll never see a vet. Then the ones he does keep - if any - will
get knocked up and he'll start the same, ugly cycle again. All because
he thinks it's "cute" and full of "life".

Anyone have a puke bucket handy...?

-L. "



Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

I broke bad! yes I did.

right now? hell, I CAN'T FIND A KITTEN OR A CAT NOWHERE

at least not up under my feet

I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the fire last night, Im
squatting in my bday suit...
doing the fire thing.. raking coals to the front of the stove...I lean
back a tad and a Jupiter is under my balls... #$%$^%%^%^, I have a hug
piece of wood in one hand, a poker in the other... Sooo...
you put the log down... suck up all the aggrivation and say...
"baby.. sit over here" for the millionth goddamn time...

are they too dumb to know? yes, they are..
are they too dumb to get with the program? no they are not!

Now Lucy is playing pretty in the kitchen
Jupiter is laying on the bed
kittens are sleeping...
everybody is happy, including daddy

For who a father loves, he chastises. If I didn't clear the air and
remove the aggrivating behavior, then all my kids would be *******s

cats needs boundaries, cats need something to respect.. as in...
it's ok to clear the air and show some displeasure
they do it to each other

If a kitten gets in Lucys face, Lucy swipes them
If Lucy swipes a kitten, I hound her down with a broom
and muther****ing dare her to do it again...

You're a ****ing idiot. Lucy and Jup know better how to train those
kittens than you ever will. Do nopt ever take a broom to a cat - not
even to scare it.




im the big cat around here, I call the shots, Im in charge

Cats love a good natured push over

GIVEM A FUR COAT AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD

they will run you ragged into the ground if you let them

don't worry about the love, they don't love you no way... you're a fool
if you think they feel any love, they don't.

THEY WANT TO SURVIVE.. they are simply a social creature and that's
fine! we take advantage of their instincts and "pretend" they are
requitting our loves.. but no... they are merely eating. or...
continuing in their social practice and surviving, don't fool yourself.

My point is, it's never the cats fault, cats will take as much
advantage as you give them

they do... so.. if you have monsters on your hands, you're the blame,
but you are also the solution.
Just break bad.

You're an asshole and an idiot. If I had the means, I'd send someone
over there to liberate ever single one of those cats.

-L.

Werther's Original wrote:
I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

CRINGE. Please don't let your testosterone get the better of you. You
don't have to play big tough man to your cat.


Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

Greed is a condition pretty much owned by humans.

You cannot put out litter trays and direct who goes to what tray. In
fact, you catch a cat in a litter box and give them hell -- they will
STOP using the litter boxes. Makes sense, doesn't it? You've taught them
to go anywhere except the box because the box is evil.


I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

Barry, they're cats. They aren't a personal threat or a competitor.


for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

Yep, you have too many cats. You couldn't wait to have them. To have
that many cats, you have to have a lot of patience and you have to
understand cat mentality. They aren't an animal to whip into shape and
make them obey you, they just aren't. You want to make them afraid of
you? Keep up the work with the broom. They'll never be under your feet
again, they'll be cowering away from you.

I started to read your post and was sure you were going to say you
couldn't handle the situation and you hauled them all off to Wal-Mart.

So what are the plans for the kittens? They've been wormed already, right?

This makes me sad.

Rhonda

Werther's Original wrote:
I left the house clean this morning
when I came home it was ragged with **** everywhere

kittens ****ting behind my bed, peeing in my bed! yeah!
there's a couple that haven't figured it out

THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELT LIKE 10 YEAR OLD CRAP

Lucy in the kitchen being as ugly as ugly can get TO A KITTEN

I grabbed Lucy by the nap of the neck and showed her what ugly was

Then there's Jupiter.. ****ting in the kitten litter tray...
a big terd big as your thumbs, laying in the little kitten tray...
pure ol lazy

then there's greed.. I CAN'T STAND A GREEDY SO AND SO

I told Jupiter to stop doing that...
I don't care what the Amazing Pussy Wizard says he better hear me..
there's power in the word NO

Cats will run you down and run you over if you let them

for weeks, everywhere I step, or lay or lean.. a kitten squeels...

so what is the solution to all this aggrivation?

I broke bad! yes I did.

right now? hell, I CAN'T FIND A KITTEN OR A CAT NOWHERE

at least not up under my feet

I got up in the middle of the night to stoke the fire last night, Im
squatting in my bday suit...
doing the fire thing.. raking coals to the front of the stove...I lean
back a tad and a Jupiter is under my balls... #$%$^%%^%^, I have a hug
piece of wood in one hand, a poker in the other... Sooo...
you put the log down... suck up all the aggrivation and say...
"baby.. sit over here" for the millionth goddamn time...

are they too dumb to know? yes, they are..
are they too dumb to get with the program? no they are not!

Now Lucy is playing pretty in the kitchen
Jupiter is laying on the bed
kittens are sleeping...
everybody is happy, including daddy

For who a father loves, he chastises. If I didn't clear the air and
remove the aggrivating behavior, then all my kids would be *******s

cats needs boundaries, cats need something to respect.. as in...
it's ok to clear the air and show some displeasure
they do it to each other

If a kitten gets in Lucys face, Lucy swipes them
If Lucy swipes a kitten, I hound her down with a broom
and muther****ing dare her to do it again...

im the big cat around here, I call the shots, Im in charge

Cats love a good natured push over

GIVEM A FUR COAT AND THEY THINK THEY OWN THE WORLD

they will run you ragged into the ground if you let them

don't worry about the love, they don't love you no way... you're a fool
if you think they feel any love, they don't.

THEY WANT TO SURVIVE.. they are simply a social creature and that's
fine! we take advantage of their instincts and "pretend" they are
requitting our loves.. but no... they are merely eating. or...
continuing in their social practice and surviving, don't fool yourself.

My point is, it's never the cats fault, cats will take as much
advantage as you give them

they do... so.. if you have monsters on your hands, you're the blame,
but you are also the solution.
Just break bad.

Bear

Rhonda wrote:

This makes me sad.

Rhonda

Why do people, including Rhonda, need to assume the worst and assign
the worst to a set of details?

mm mmm mmm

Werther's Original wrote:
Rhonda wrote:

This makes me sad.

Rhonda

Why do people, including Rhonda, need to assume the worst and assign
the worst to a set of details?

mm mmm mmm

Call me Sherlock, but maybe it's what you wrote?

Rhonda

Rhonda wrote:
Werther's Original wrote:
Rhonda wrote:

mm mmm mmm

Call me Sherlock, but maybe it's what you wrote?

Rhonda

I've been thinking about what you said, lol

Let's talk about capacity for a second, we all have one
and let's face it, cats are no picnic.

Had I known then what I know now, I would have still taken Jupiter and
Lucy.

About capacity, see... it's not just the cats... think about it (im
just speaking for myself)

One can put 1,000 to flight but TWO can put 10,000 to flight, 3 can
take a city.

Thing is... I am alone, I don't have any help, even a soldier needs a
break sometimes.

Truth is, I have been affected by external affluence. (somebody
aggrivated the living crap out of me)...

cause normally..? them cats are not even a second thought. (i just came
to realize this after reading your post and thinking about what you
said)...

True, I blew a fuse. If I had yesterday eve to do over, I wouldn't have
yelled, but I have a capacity and a human had dumped so much on me,
towards me... I was about to pop. I am no god or angel Im just a man...

Thanks for listening

one more thing... How come I don't get any warnings when I am
approaching capacity
seems like I should have this thing nailed down by now

and tween you an me, I never hurt Lucy, part of my venting was ranting
on here
pivoting one heel from the ball of my foot

I exxagerated, there was **** all over the house,just one little nugget
I had stepped in
but it did stink in there

and you know what? for all my ranting.. wanna know what it did for the
cats?'

Nothing.

This morning Jupiter was crouched up n the kitty litter tray, lmao
I ran her out (this morning).. she goes in the kitchen only to greet a
sour puss Lucy

Oh well

Rhonda wrote:
Werther's Original wrote:
Rhonda wrote:

mm mmm mmm

Call me Sherlock, but maybe it's what you wrote?

Rhonda

I've been thinking about what you said, lol

Let's talk about capacity for a second, we all have one
and let's face it, cats are no picnic.

Had I known then what I know now, I would have still taken Jupiter and
Lucy.

About capacity, see... it's not just the cats... think about it (im
just speaking for myself)

One can put 1,000 to flight but TWO can put 10,000 to flight, 3 can
take a city.

Thing is... I am alone, I don't have any help, even a soldier needs a
break sometimes.

Truth is, I have been affected by external affluence. (somebody
aggrivated the living crap out of me)...

cause normally..? them cats are not even a second thought. (i just came
to realize this after reading your post and thinking about what you
said)...

True, I blew a fuse. If I had yesterday eve to do over, I wouldn't have
yelled, but I have a capacity and a human had dumped so much on me,
towards me... I was about to pop. I am no god or angel Im just a man...

Thanks for listening

one more thing... How come I don't get any warnings when I am
approaching capacity
seems like I should have this thing nailed down by now

and tween you an me, I never hurt Lucy, part of my venting was ranting
on here
pivoting one heel from the ball of my foot

I exxagerated, there was NOT **** all over the house,just one little
nugget I had stepped in
but it did stink in there

and you know what? for all my ranting.. wanna know what it did for the
cats?'

Nothing.

This morning Jupiter was crouched up n the kitty litter tray, lmao
I ran her out (this morning).. she goes in the kitchen only to greet a
sour puss Lucy

Oh well

posted twice I think... I changed the above line, "there was NOT crap
all over the house"
but it did stink (from jupiter burying the log in shallow clay)