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Old April 3rd 07, 07:29 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jack Campin - bogus address
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Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
light enough that you could lift it up if you grabbed it by two front
paws and reared up on your hind legs. You could then wield it like a
light sabre out of a Star Wars film and attempt to bop your siblings
with it.

I am not too sure about the implications of kittens learning to use
weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
in the attic.

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Old April 3rd 07, 07:52 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana
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On Tue, 03 Apr 2007 19:29:59 +0100, Jack Campin - bogus address
yodeled:

Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
light enough that you could lift it up if you grabbed it by two front
paws and reared up on your hind legs. You could then wield it like a
light sabre out of a Star Wars film and attempt to bop your siblings
with it.

I am not too sure about the implications of kittens learning to use
weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
in the attic.



Pictures? Of teeny kittens with big weapons?

Theresa
Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh

Make Levees, Not War
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Old April 3rd 07, 08:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Tanada
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"Jack Campin - bogus address" wrote in message
...

I am not too sure about the implications of kittens learning to use
weapons at 6 weeks old. My nuclear physics texts are safely upstairs
in the attic.


But ARE they in your attic now? I'm in ur attic reading ur nuclear physic's
books...

Pam S.


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Old April 3rd 07, 10:28 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Ketzl's Dad
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On Tue, 3 Apr 2007 14:29:59 -0400, Jack Campin - bogus address wrote:

Today's favourite kitten toy: a foot-long piece of foam rubber pipe
lagging. First they just tried to kill it, then realized it was
light enough that you could lift it up if you grabbed it by two front
paws and reared up on your hind legs. You could then wield it like a
light sabre out of a Star Wars film and attempt to bop your siblings
with it.


Did you *not* see "2001: A Space Odyssey"??

Remember the humanoid apes? (Or were they ape-oid humans?)

Don't let your kitties repeat this! (But if you do, take pictures, please.)

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Joey DoWop Dee
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