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  #1  
Old May 6th 07, 02:39 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Gramby needs punishing

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was in
der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a good
mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me and
fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


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Old May 6th 07, 03:15 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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On Sat, 5 May 2007 20:39:50 -0500, "Granby" wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was in
der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a good
mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me and
fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


That's a terrible story. I hopes you recover frum the shock!
Cinder
  #3  
Old May 6th 07, 03:50 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred
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Granby wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was
in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


Ooooo! It could have been so much worser! Owr hooman, Fred, was always so
careful to check da dryer lots uv timez and effurry time befur starting a
load. It's so skary.

--
Regards, Fred
  #4  
Old May 6th 07, 04:18 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Her alwayz chex it before throwing clothes in itsownself. Taday was da
furst time Iz ever been in it. I already forgave herownself. Cauz her was
sitting on da couch eating pepper cheeze and I loves dat stuff so I geve her
head butts and herself gave me cheese.
"Fred" wrote in message
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Granby wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der
before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was
in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


Ooooo! It could have been so much worser! Owr hooman, Fred, was
always so
careful to check da dryer lots uv timez and effurry time befur starting a
load. It's so skary.

--
Regards, Fred



  #5  
Old May 6th 07, 11:42 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Fred
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Well, dats nice. If effurry thing is kitten back to normal and safe den
youz probably did da write thing by furginning herownself.

Diana, Ryan, & Cinnamon.

Granby wrote:

Her alwayz chex it before throwing clothes in itsownself. Taday was da
furst time Iz ever been in it. I already forgave herownself. Cauz her
was sitting on da couch eating pepper cheeze and I loves dat stuff so I
geve her head butts and herself gave me cheese.
"Fred" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der
before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I
was in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a
childrens museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


Ooooo! It could have been so much worser! Owr hooman, Fred, was
always so
careful to check da dryer lots uv timez and effurry time befur starting a
load. It's so skary.

--
Regards, Fred


--
Regards, Fred
  #6  
Old May 6th 07, 01:00 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Piglet sems to have forgiven me but, I am still horrified at what happened.
I feed her on top of the dryer, to keep the D*G out of her food. She still
bounds up there to eat so guess all is well.
"Fred" wrote in message
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Well, dats nice. If effurry thing is kitten back to normal and
safe den
youz probably did da write thing by furginning herownself.

Diana, Ryan, & Cinnamon.

Granby wrote:

Her alwayz chex it before throwing clothes in itsownself. Taday was da
furst time Iz ever been in it. I already forgave herownself. Cauz her
was sitting on da couch eating pepper cheeze and I loves dat stuff so I
geve her head butts and herself gave me cheese.
"Fred" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der
before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I
was in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a
childrens museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz
me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.

Ooooo! It could have been so much worser! Owr hooman, Fred, was
always so
careful to check da dryer lots uv timez and effurry time befur starting
a
load. It's so skary.

--
Regards, Fred


--
Regards, Fred



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Old May 6th 07, 03:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Gramby needs punishing

juzt wait until hersef turnz it on den you willz hafta furgif her kuz you
will be snikerin so lowd atta smell you will think she won't soon furget!!!,
Tiger snikerin in advanze!!!
Granby wrote in message
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I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was

in
der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a

good
mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me

and
fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.




  #8  
Old May 6th 07, 03:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmee
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Cheeze iza reazunta furgif da hoomanz, OEJ
Granby wrote in message
...
Her alwayz chex it before throwing clothes in itsownself. Taday was da
furst time Iz ever been in it. I already forgave herownself. Cauz her

was
sitting on da couch eating pepper cheeze and I loves dat stuff so I geve

her
head butts and herself gave me cheese.
"Fred" wrote in message
...
Granby wrote:

I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der
before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I

was
in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a

childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz

me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself.
Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


Ooooo! It could have been so much worser! Owr hooman, Fred, was
always so
careful to check da dryer lots uv timez and effurry time befur starting

a
load. It's so skary.

--
Regards, Fred





  #9  
Old May 6th 07, 08:02 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
The Porter Cats
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Yu did da rite fing. Yu haf to trane dem. I go in da dryer all tha time, but
my momm duzzint close da dore. She knows I luff da dryer!

Bear


"Granby" wrote in message
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I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was
in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself. Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.


  #10  
Old May 10th 07, 05:21 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Gramby needs punishing

Maybe dis time itz enuf dat she had to kleenup dat mess. If it happinz
agin, tho, let ussez know an we will hewp yoo fingk uv sumfing betterer.

Rebecca

"Granby" wrote in message
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I felled asleepz in da dryer thing dis morning. Nevber been in der before
but it waz nize and quiet. Da Gramby walkez by and slams da door! I was
in der all day while herownself and da family went to Indy to a childrens
museum.

I waz in der all da day long. When hersownseld came back, I had made a
good mess for herownself to klean up.
I was hungri, thirstee and mad at herownself. Sh e iz sorry and fedz me
and fresh water. But, I have to decide how longz before I forgibes
herownself. Not for a loooonnnggg time. Well, not til breakfast anyway.



 




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