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Diz happined to da Gramby
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz
might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. |
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Diz happined to da Gramby
soft thinked it wuz funni anna iz still snikerin bowt da fakt dat da gramby
pursin wuz sure hersef wuz notted a kittee pursin,... snickers... Stormmee Granby wrote in message ... We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. |
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Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm!
Lucy On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote: We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. |
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Diz happined to da Gramby
Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz
dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem. Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz, her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the litter box either. "The Porter Cats" wrote in message oups.com... Gramby, yu haf become da purfect cat momm! Lucy On Aug 9, 11:57 am, "Granby" wrote: We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. |
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Diz happined to da Gramby
On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless jackets. |
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Diz happined to da Gramby
Granby wrote:
We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz' Duzunt efurryboddee?? Antee Sylvia |
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On Aug 11, 2:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
Granby wrote: We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz' Duzunt efurryboddee?? Antee Sylvia- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Yah...minemeowmie uzez Fangu anna Fangs alla time, too. Her duzznt fink dat mostest hoomans efun notise. MuShu da Magnificent |
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Diz happined to da Gramby
Da Gramby seldomz worriez about whatz peeplez finkz about wha herself doez.
Sinz herself kant see so goodz, if heownself woriedz ta mucch about dat areaz, herself wold bee sittin in a rockin chairz and doin nuffin cauz "youz kud getz hurt?" Herownself was amazsed dat Soft was so rite aboutz gettin sucked into the writingz and friendliness ofda kommunity. If da whitz koats comez taget her, der willz be a hole kroud of usens tabee kollected! Piglet happy Gramby enjoyed da kommunity so much. "Sylvia M" wrote in message ... Granby wrote: We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. I almozt awlwayz say "Fangz" and "Fangu" and 'olny' and 'aminalz' Duzunt efurryboddee?? Antee Sylvia |
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On Aug 10, 10:55 pm, mlbriggs wrote:
On Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:57:05 -0500, Granby wrote: We stole dis from herown email to Soft. It iz funnee and we thout you allz might like ta read itz. Nowz, just membe a yearz or so agoz, her onlee hadz Piglet. Subject: rec.pets should come with a warning label. I got an invoice yesterday that was about three hundred buck more than I had figured. Mike had added coffee which was fine, I had just forgotten. rec.pets needs a warning label. I looked this young man from Bosnia, who was haveing enough trouble with english, straight in the eye and said "Dis iz notted rite". Bless his heart, he just looked at me as if I wsere useing some accent or something and began to read me the bill. Later, I was doing a flier for our religious radio station about a recovery center for 8-10 year olds in Yellville Arkansas and wrote this: Dez kidz are from all kindz of homez where drugz, alkohil, an pornigraffee are the normz." I was a paragraph away when I realized what I had done. Be careful! Someone might call the men in white with the sleeveless jackets. I fink dat dat wuld bee ohkay. Pawpa'z awlweighz sayin' him needz a baycayshun. --- Onyx (UB: Apparently clueless...) |
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Oh, sweetheart! I'm sorry to hear that your little adventure didn't go
well. I know things like that are hard to resist, and I sure hope you're feeling better! I love you, Anti Julie On Aug 10, 6:31 pm, "Granby" wrote: Hellowz Auntie Julie. Youz knowz what? I had a bitz of an upsetted tummyz dis day. Whillee da gramby waz at her toona plaze, Piglet opened da door where der waz fudz. Me and O.T. gotted a pakage of long skinny piezes of meat (hot dogs) out of dere and between us and Scooter, we atted dem. Piglet wontz eatz peeoople fudz. Da gramby diddnt feelz sorry for usenz, her just shutted me and O.T. in da baffroom wiffda lidder box. (yes and they will stay there un til the odor and appearance of things change.) Willow not wanting to stay there but not wanting to get too far away from the litter box either. "The Porter Cats" wrote in ooglegroups.com... |
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