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A cat's testicle, as understood by women....



 
 
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Old December 31st 07, 03:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
IBen Getiner
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Default A cat's testicle, as understood by women....

Sheelag said.....

There is no mutilation involved here. The cat is made comfortable,
sedated whilst the procedure goes ahead, & pain meds are available
should the cat require them.


But what of reality...? What of Poor old Ringo?! He was just minding
his own beezwax,

http://www.catsnorthherts.org/assets...20USE/catf.jpg


when suddenly, he finds himself in JAIL!

http://risingfromruin.msnbc.com/imag...101_cat_01.jpg

He soon realizes that his trusted human companion has delivered him up
to be de-balled! And all for somethiung he didn't even do! he was just
'being me'.

http://www.jphpk.gov.my/English/f_pg03natasha.jpg


These doctors... They seem to have it all figured out.. right down to
the last bold and.... uh-h-h-h-h... nut.

http://www.parkwayanimal.com/Images/Neuter.jpg


Oh, no.... Nothing other than what she said is going on here!

http://www.auburn.edu/prevet/catnap/..._michelle2.jpg

This doesn't look painful at all! Wanna try...?

http://www.auburn.edu/prevet/catnap/...paystation.jpg


NOW we're talking! I do believe that THIS is where Sheehagg left off
in her spiel above..

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/esurg2.jpg

and

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/esurg1.jpg

and

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut2.jpg


Then people like Sheehagg are finally happy. But what of Ringo... What
of Ringo.....

http://www.floridatoday.com/blogs/pe...z01-782465.jpg

And speaking of the ol' boy... Well, I guess that he's doing just fine
too, since he never complains about it!

http://www.littleshelter.com/homepag...les/victor.jpg

It's people like her who are responsible for doping up five year old
children with anti-depressants and then convincing the rest of society
that being a boy is BAD. These people are your typical over-emotional,
panic-stricken woman. They never understood a testicle and they never
will.


IBen Getiner
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Old January 2nd 08, 12:28 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.health+behav
IBen Getiner
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Default A cat's testicle, as understood by women....

On Dec 30 2007, 9:03�pm, IBen Getiner wrote:
Sheelag said.....

There is no mutilation involved here. The cat is made comfortable,
sedated whilst the procedure goes ahead, & pain meds are available
should the cat require them.


But what of reality...? What of Poor old Ringo?! He was just minding
his own beezwax,

http://www.catsnorthherts.org/assets...20USE/catf.jpg

when suddenly, he finds himself in JAIL!

http://risingfromruin.msnbc.com/imag...101_cat_01.jpg

He soon realizes that his trusted human companion has delivered him up
to be de-balled! And all for somethiung he didn't even do! he was just
'being me'.

http://www.jphpk.gov.my/English/f_pg03natasha.jpg

These doctors... They seem to have it all figured out.. right down to
the last bold and.... uh-h-h-h-h... nut.

http://www.parkwayanimal.com/Images/Neuter.jpg

Oh, no.... Nothing other than what she said is going on here!

http://www.auburn.edu/prevet/catnap/..._michelle2.jpg

This doesn't look painful at all! Wanna try...?

http://www.auburn.edu/prevet/catnap/...paystation.jpg

NOW we're talking! I do believe that THIS is where Sheehagg left off
in her spiel above..

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/esurg2.jpg

and

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/esurg1.jpg

and

http://www.thepetcenter.com/sur/catneut2.jpg

Then people like Sheehagg are finally happy. But what of Ringo... What
of Ringo.....

http://www.floridatoday.com/blogs/pe...mages/Conehead...

And speaking of the ol' boy... Well, I guess that he's doing just fine
too, since he never complains about it!

http://www.littleshelter.com/homepag...les/victor.jpg

It's people like her who are responsible for doping up five year old
children with anti-depressants and then convincing the rest of society
that being a boy is BAD. These people are your typical over-emotional,
panic-stricken woman. They never understood a testicle and they never
will.

IBen Getiner


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