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Old July 12th 08, 02:52 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular basis.


One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're losing
your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're watching
my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed there
was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.

Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine.
don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I
lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the
thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes on
the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and
Jeopardy was on.

Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries afterward.
I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something.

And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat. And
Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown.

Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after
Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an ox,
and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over 90
degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair in
the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so
little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor trip
tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang on
during a weekend food orgy.

Blessed be,
Baha

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Old July 12th 08, 03:37 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kathy[_2_]
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular
basis.


One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're
losing
your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're
watching
my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed
there
was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.

Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine.
don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I
lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the
thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes
on
the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and
Jeopardy was on.

Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries
afterward.
I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something.

And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat.
And
Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown.

Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after
Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an
ox,
and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over
90
degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair
in
the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so
little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor
trip
tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang
on
during a weekend food orgy.

Blessed be,
Baha

God bless ya, Baha. I believe you and Stosh will make it through the
weekend! Be careful of Buffalo Wings....:-)
^..^

Kathy and Woodgie

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Old July 12th 08, 04:11 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Kreisleriana[_3_]
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular
basis.



(snip)

I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan.

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Old July 12th 08, 07:16 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Joy
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular
basis.


One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're
losing
your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're
watching
my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed
there
was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.

Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical machine.
don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I
lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the
thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min utes
on
the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and
Jeopardy was on.

Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries
afterward.
I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something.

And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat.
And
Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown.

Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous after
Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as an
ox,
and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over
90
degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair
in
the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so
little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor
trip
tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang
on
during a weekend food orgy.

Blessed be,
Baha


Purrs for Stosh's doctor trip.

Good for you on the loss! If you lost it once, you can lose whatever you
eat tomorrow.

Joy


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Old July 12th 08, 10:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
bastXXXette@sonic.net
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Kreisleriana wrote:

I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan.


LOL!! Try this: sing "my" as the two descending notes. Scans great
that way.

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Joyce ^..^

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Old July 12th 08, 01:16 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Good for the loss. Be glad someone noticed. I lost about 30 pounds, a dress
size and, much to my not wanting it a shoe size. Not ONE person noticed.
Guess I should have worn baggy clothes for awhile!!!!
"Joy" wrote in message
. ..
"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message
news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a regular
basis.


One of my coworkers snuck up on me today and whispers to me, "You're
losing
your behind." And I asked her, "Is there any special reason you're
watching
my behind, because I'm a married lady." And she just said she noticed
there
was less butt since I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza
Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.

Today I knocked off 45 minutes on this thing called an elliptical
machine.
don't know how to describe it except after 45 minutes the monitors said I
lost my lunch, literally: I'd eaten up, so to speak, 545 calories on the
thing. Then i did my weights, and what was supposed to have bee 5 min
utes on
the treadmill turned into 30, because there are TV monitors attached and
Jeopardy was on.

Of course I had to ruin it by getting a chicken sandwich with fries
afterward.
I'm so sick of celery right now I could hit something.

And so things don't get too OT, I look forward to going to bed. I'm beat.
And
Stosh will be there to give me my rubdown.

Tomorrow I take my Little Guy in for his physical. I'm still nervous
after
Odessa-Dolly's trouble last year. Never mind that Stosh is as strong as
an ox,
and built like one. And after the appointment, not only do we expect over
90
degrees tomorrow, it's the Taste of Buffalo, the second largest food fair
in
the US. Only Chicago's is bigger. And of course we have to go. We have so
little in Buffalo. We have to eat damn it! Say a few for my boy's doctor
trip
tomorrow please, and for my waistline. And my butt that threatens to hang
on
during a weekend food orgy.

Blessed be,
Baha


Purrs for Stosh's doctor trip.

Good for you on the loss! If you lost it once, you can lose whatever you
eat tomorrow.

Joy



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Old July 12th 08, 01:27 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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wrote in message
...
Kreisleriana wrote:

I tried to sing the subject line to a tune by REM, bit it didn't scan.


LOL!! Try this: sing "my" as the two descending notes. Scans great
that way.



(snort!) "Oh no, I ate too much."

--
Theresa, Stinky and Dante
drtmuirATearthlink.net

Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh


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Old July 12th 08, 03:08 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Lesley
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On Jul 11, 6:52*pm, "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote:
I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy
Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.



My weakness- last Sunday I called for an Indian- for various reasons I
haven;t used this place for a while and when I called the guy said "We
thought you must have moved out of the area"-I am that well known to
them!

Lesley

Slave of the Fabulous Furballs
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Old July 12th 08, 07:23 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Will in New Haven
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On Jul 12, 10:08 am, Lesley wrote:
On Jul 11, 6:52 pm, "Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote:
I stopped ordering from Nice Chinese Guy and Pizza Guy

Who Makes Mistakes With My Orders.


My weakness- last Sunday I called for an Indian- for various reasons I
haven;t used this place for a while and when I called the guy said "We
thought you must have moved out of the area"-I am that well known to
them!


All the delivery places in West Haven miss us. I caught a cab at the
New Haven railroad station and the guy also drives for Southern Wings
Express. He said "Do you know how much BUSINESS you guys cost us by
moving?. I told him that they aren't missing as much as they think,
because we cook our own meals now more than we did. But I still miss
their burgers and other goodies and they still miss our money.

I'm going to call New China now.


Will in New Haven
"There is a road, no simple highway
Between the dawn and the dark of night
And if you go, no one may follow
That path is for your steps alone"
Robert Hunter, Greatful Dead, “Ripple” off AMERICAN BEAUTY

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Old July 12th 08, 08:45 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Jofirey
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"Baha via CatKB.com" u18616@uwe wrote in message
news:8703c361ab596@uwe...
Quite literally, now that I'm beating myself up in the gym on a
regular basis.


Must tell you, the word tuchas was one my brother was fond of using.
And I smile when you use it here.

Jo


 




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