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Old October 24th 08, 06:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm, she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...
  #2  
Old October 24th 08, 10:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique

"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:
http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frum
http://tinyurl.com/6obr6b ?

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm, she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?
http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
or
http://tinyurl.com/5lxuto ?

Juzt ordur wiff yur toona card!
--
Pitô.ônya


  #3  
Old October 27th 08, 12:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Posts: 415
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. *Hello? *Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! *Do you have a devil's costume? *My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b*?


Both of those selections are furry nice. Do you have anything with
just a red cape and horns that go over my ears?

Sheriff Rosco

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. *Hmmm, she
thinks. *If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I should
be a Viking Princess. *After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto* ?


Those costumes are beautiful! Do they come with a hat and braids?

Miss Tina Marie
  #4  
Old October 27th 08, 04:14 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_5_]
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Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique


"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique
and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b ?


Both of those selections are furry nice. Do you have anything with
just a red cape and horns that go over my ears?

Sheriff Rosco

O sumpin moor sympul?
Twi diz, juzt uh cape an red-horn/eers:
http://tinyurl.com/5acbep


A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm, she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I
should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto ?


Those costumes are beautiful! Do they come with a hat and braids?

Miss Tina Marie

Da bery bestest I kin du (wiff hewlp frum Google) iz:
http://www.costumediscounters.com/cd.../1/product.web

Pitoonya

  #5  
Old October 27th 08, 06:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Posts: 415
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. *Hello? *Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! *Do you have a devil's costume? *My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b*?


Do you have just a red cape and red horns I can wear over my ears?

Sheriff Rosco

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. *Hmmm, she
thinks. *If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I should
be a Viking Princess. *After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto* ?


Both costumes are beautiful! I'll take the first one. Do you also
have a Viking helmet with horns and braids?

Here's my debit card from Catmerica National Bank. Only ring my
costume up on it. The Sheriff will have to pay for his own!

Miss Tina Marie
  #6  
Old October 27th 08, 06:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Sylvia M[_5_]
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Posts: 167
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique


"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique
and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b ?


Do you have just a red cape and red horns I can wear over my ears?

Sheriff Rosco

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm, she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I
should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto ?


Both costumes are beautiful! I'll take the first one. Do you also
have a Viking helmet with horns and braids?

Here's my debit card from Catmerica National Bank. Only ring my
costume up on it. The Sheriff will have to pay for his own!

Miss Tina Marie

zip-zap syne heer.

an yur helmit wiff braidz an horn:
Da bery bestest I kin du (wiff hewlp frum Google) iz:
http://www.costumediscounters.com/cd.../1/product.web

daddel ne anuder $9.97, but yu mite hav tu wayt 3 moor daze, kuz itz
outta stok.
Out of Stock
Pitoonya

  #7  
Old October 29th 08, 01:56 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Posts: 415
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique


A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm, she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I
should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto?


Both costumes are beautiful! *I'll take the first one. *Do you also
have a Viking helmet with horns and braids?

Here's my debit card from Catmerica National Bank. *Only ring my
costume up on it. *The Sheriff will have to pay for his own!

Miss Tina Marie

zip-zap syne heer.


leaves paw print on signature line

an yur helmit wiff braidz an horn:
* Da bery bestest I kin du (wiff hewlp frum Google) iz:http://www.costumediscounters.com/cd.../1/product.web

daddel ne anuder *$9.97, but yu mite hav tu wayt 3 moor daze, kuz itz
outta stok.
Out of Stock


Oh no! What am I going to wear to Tabitha's and Mosey's party?

Miss Tina Marie
  #8  
Old October 29th 08, 01:57 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Debby Hanoka[_2_]
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Posts: 415
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique
and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human, Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b?


Both of those selections are furry nice. *Do you have anything with
just a red cape and horns that go over my ears?

O sumpin moor sympul?
Twi diz, juzt uh cape an red-horn/eers:http://tinyurl.com/5acbep


I'll take it! Do you take purrsonal checks?

Sheriff Rosco
  #9  
Old October 29th 08, 05:04 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique




"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica teleports into the Boutique
and
knocks over a row of kitty-sized costumes. Hello? Anykitty here?
Oh, hello Pitoonya! Do you have a devil's costume? My human,
Becky,
says I got the devil in me because I wake her in the middle of the
night for no reason, and chase around my sisfur, Miss Tina Marie
of
the Maine Coon Patrol.


Wud yu konzidur:http://tinyurl.com/5act8d
Or uddurz frumhttp://tinyurl.com/6obr6b?


Both of those selections are furry nice. Do you have anything with
just a red cape and horns that go over my ears?

O sumpin moor sympul?
Twi diz, juzt uh cape an red-horn/eers:http://tinyurl.com/5acbep


I'll take it! Do you take purrsonal checks?

Sheriff RoscoFrum uh sherrif??? Yu Betcha!
--
Pitô.ônya

  #10  
Old October 29th 08, 05:06 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
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Posts: 2,746
Default Halloween Shopping At The Boutique




"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...

A large brown and white tabby with a big fluffy tail slinks out
of
the teleporter and goes over to another row of costumes. Hmmm,
she
thinks. If Rosco is going to be himself, a devil, then maybe I
should
be a Viking Princess. After all, I am bigger than he is ...


Which did yu hav in mynd?http://tinyurl.com/5lbswc
orhttp://tinyurl.com/5lxuto?


Both costumes are beautiful! I'll take the first one. Do you also
have a Viking helmet with horns and braids?

Here's my debit card from Catmerica National Bank. Only ring my
costume up on it. The Sheriff will have to pay for his own!

Miss Tina Marie

zip-zap syne heer.


leaves paw print on signature line

an yur helmit wiff braidz an horn:
Da bery bestest I kin du (wiff hewlp frum Google)
iz:http://www.costumediscounters.com/cd.../1/product.web

daddel ne anuder $9.97, but yu mite hav tu wayt 3 moor daze, kuz itz
outta stok.
Out of Stock


Oh no! What am I going to wear to Tabitha's and Mosey's party?

Miss Tina Marie
--------------------------------------

I'll mayke yu uh knok-off fur 5 toona$
--
Pitô.ônya

 




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