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My cats does shoot lightning bolts with its tail!!!



 
 
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Old March 28th 09, 02:04 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Harald Gentexeater
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Default My cats does shoot lightning bolts with its tail!!!

My cat does shoot lightnig bolts from its tail and
it's trying to fry my penis.

What can I do now???
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Old March 28th 09, 02:37 AM posted to fj.kanji,rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Matthew[_3_]
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Default My cats does shoot lightning bolts with its tail!!!

find a doctor to perform a castration and do the world a favor
"Harald Gentexeater" wrote in message
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My cat does shoot lightnig bolts from its tail and
it's trying to fry my penis.

What can I do now???



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Old March 28th 09, 03:08 PM posted to fj.kanji,rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Matthew[_3_]
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Default My cats does shoot lightning bolts with its tail!!!

And I was talking for you not the cat
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find a doctor to perform a castration and do the world a favor
"Harald Gentexeater" wrote in message
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My cat does shoot lightnig bolts from its tail and
it's trying to fry my penis.

What can I do now???





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Old March 28th 09, 06:43 PM posted to fj.kanji,rec.pets.cats.health+behav
Linda Boucher
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Default My cats does shoot lightning bolts with its tail!!!

you could stick your penis in your mouth
it would be save there
"Harald Gentexeater" wrote in message
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My cat does shoot lightnig bolts from its tail and
it's trying to fry my penis.

What can I do now???



 




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