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Old June 4th 09, 12:45 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mme. Anas ^..^[_4_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM
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Old June 4th 09, 02:24 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Granby
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

O T calls Harri on the catcell phone. Heyz Harri u wanna do to da partie?

Diz iz a joke da barekitten told gramby diz day. U fink da kommunitee wud
find itselfz funni? It is about a pet, not a cat butted a pet all da same

..
A pet centipede

A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to
the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After
some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, (100-legged bug),
which came in a little white box to use for his house.

He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box, and decided he
would start off by taking his new pet to church with him. So he asked the
centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to church with me today? We will
have a good time." But there was no answer from his new pet.

This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked again,
"How about going to church with me and receive blessings?"

But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet ... So he waited
a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time. This time he put his
face up against the centipede's house and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to church with me and learn about God?"

This time, a little voice came out of the box: "I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes."
"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM



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Old June 4th 09, 02:32 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey `=`^..^`=`
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"Mme. Anas ^..^"
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


Fangu, Mimzy, Bob Qat and I wood wuv tew come n help yoo sellabrate.
Iz there innyfing wee kan bring?
Luffs
Mosey n da Kits

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM



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Old June 4th 09, 03:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
John Ross Mc Master
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 19:45:13 -0400, "Mme. Anas ^..^"
wrote:

Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!



Nip!! Nip!! Nip!!!!

Cinder
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Old June 4th 09, 04:01 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Cmon Chester, letz go!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

  #6  
Old June 4th 09, 04:02 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Lucy[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Happy purrday to mew all! An happy anifursery!

Lucy


Mme. Anaïs ^..^ wrote:
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

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Old June 4th 09, 04:33 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee[_2_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!




"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs


I yam gonna shtart tu blowe up bolooonz, an ti dem tagedder.

If I yam not owt rite away eerlee on Thoizday, it'z kuz I wyll be
fillink mine kompartmint wiff bolooonz.
an meowmee wyll be gon tu play MahJongg
--
Pit.nya, wiff hur cheekz pufft owt O-O

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Old June 4th 09, 04:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Hercule Lenoir[_3_]
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Wed, 3 Jun 2009 19:45:13 -0400, Mme. Anas ^..^
wrote:

Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!


Ahhh zees sownds wonderfull! I weel pick up zee
Inspektor, and we weel furst go to zee vineyardz
at LE CHAT LUNATIQUE for zee case ob
nip-shampayne, and zen stop in Britanny for sum
cases ob zee oysterz!

Zen to zee pardy where I can see mine bootiful
Rebecca!

--
Musically Yours,

Hercule Lenoir
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Old June 4th 09, 05:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Rebecca
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

Oh, oh, Hercule is kumming to da partee! Anas, iz it furmal dress, or
whut? Oh, I muss git reddy!

Rebecca

"Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote in message
...
Meow kitties,

Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anas

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

6/3/2009 7:42:09 PM



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Old June 4th 09, 02:32 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Will in New Haven
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Default Inbitatshun to a pardee!

On Jun 3, 7:45*pm, "Mme. Anas ^..^" wrote:
Meow kitties,

* * * * Efury kitty iz infited to a pardy, Joon fowrth to
sikth, to celebrate: Sundance's Tiger's and
mineown birfday az well az mine an Tiger's fifth
winking anifursery!

* * * * Fuds, drink, nip, dansing and more fuds! Awl on
da ship!

Deer Mme Anais, dis iz Maggy May. Wee iz all sited an haff deesided to
come togethur in da jeep-porter. Dat weigh wee can bring sum goodies.
Uncl Billz kredit kard stil wurks, sew wee gneed to spend sum toonas.
I will come an so will WooToo, Missy, Sunrise an Wascal.

--
Maggy May
 




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