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Old June 16th 09, 07:48 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

Kristi
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Old June 16th 09, 07:33 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Mischief" wrote in message
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Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

Kristi




I think we were all kind of speechless after that.


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Old June 16th 09, 11:12 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest.


Good thing you didn't take that moment to yawn!
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Old June 19th 09, 03:40 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Mischief"
Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

Kristi


Ohhhhhhh nooooooo...ROTFLMTO. Hide the nip....

Kyla


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Old June 24th 09, 08:24 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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"Mischief" wrote in message
...
Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed



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Old June 24th 09, 09:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Jun 24, 12:24*pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message

...

Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.


I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. *So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.


Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. *And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!


She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. *I looked down in horror and then looked up. *Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? *uh, Mom?"


Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. *I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. *She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. *But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. *I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.


After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.


The BF asked "what happened? *I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."


Ahem...


Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....


she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. *Hmph...


cats.....


My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. *What would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed


the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear
cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily
fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or
cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a
temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite
scentful too. phew!

I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's
over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will.

My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I
might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into
squirting.

Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my
RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't
recall what caused her to do it.
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Old June 24th 09, 10:37 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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Default Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......


"Mischief" wrote in message
...
On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message

...

Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.


I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.


Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!


She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"


Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.


After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.


The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."


Ahem...


Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....


she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...


cats.....


My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What
would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed


the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear
cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily
fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or
cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a
temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite
scentful too. phew!

I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's
over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will.

My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I
might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into
squirting.

Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my
RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't
recall what caused her to do it.

---------------
I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life or
from Boyfriend.
I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice.

Tweed



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Old June 25th 09, 02:03 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

"Mischief" wrote in message
...
On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message

...

Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.


I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.


Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!


She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"


Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.


After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.


The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."


Ahem...


Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....


she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...


cats.....


My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What
would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed


the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear
cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily
fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or
cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a
temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite
scentful too. phew!

I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's
over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will.

My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I
might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into
squirting.

Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my
RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't
recall what caused her to do it.

---------------
I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life
or from Boyfriend.
I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice.

Tweed

I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more unusual
for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors.

I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get impacted
anal glands fairly easily. Expressing (emptying) them is one of the nastier
jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with.

Jo

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Old June 25th 09, 02:31 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
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On Jun 24, 6:03*pm, "jofirey" wrote:
"Christina Websell" wrote in message

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"Mischief" wrote in message
....
On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message


....


Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.


I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.


Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!


She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"


Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way..
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.


After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.


The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."


Ahem...


Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....


she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...


cats.....


My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What
would
motivate them to do it?


Tweed


the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear
cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily
fluids. *I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or
cat. *I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a
temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. *Quite
scentful too. *phew!


I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's
over stimulated. *Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will.


My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I
might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into
squirting.


Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my
RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't
recall what caused her to do it.


---------------
I have never experienced such a thing. *Neither from KFC in her long life
or from Boyfriend.
I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice.


Tweed


I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more unusual
for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors.

I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get impacted
anal glands fairly easily. *Expressing (emptying) them is one of the nastier
jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with.

Jo


yeah and half the time they don't do it right. I once saw Mike roe
from Dirty Jobs doing a stint as a dog groomer and the way the groomer
showed him kinda works, but in actuality, it only expresses them
partially. The real way requires a glove, some lube and a bunch of
cotton/paper towels and then some waterless shampoo to clean up the
stinky butt afterwards.

As a vet tech we see this all the time and sometimes when a dog is
scooting its butt we check the anal glands. And I've seen a small
amount of impacted anal glands too, which require minor surgery to
clear out.

Kristi

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Old June 25th 09, 10:18 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
Christina Websell
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"jofirey" wrote in message
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"Christina Websell" wrote in message
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"Mischief" wrote in message
...
On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote:
"Mischief" wrote in message

...

Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office
chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair.

I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up
the brush and started brushing.

Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her
tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!!

She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and
chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a
glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i
am...right? uh, Mom?"

Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.
On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt
thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and
was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of
the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her
down with a towel and then opened the door.

After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where
Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself.

The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief
skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off."

Ahem...

Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy....

she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving
her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph...

cats.....

My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What
would
motivate them to do it?

Tweed


the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear
cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily
fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or
cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a
temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite
scentful too. phew!

I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's
over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will.

My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I
might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into
squirting.

Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my
RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't
recall what caused her to do it.

---------------
I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life
or from Boyfriend.
I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice.

Tweed

I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more
unusual for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors.

I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get
impacted anal glands fairly easily. Expressing (emptying) them is one of
the nastier jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with.


Apparently, None of my dogs ever had impacted anal glands and neither did
my cat(s)
IMO it's due to not enough roughage in their diet. I could be wrong about
this though as I am not an expert on cats.
KFC, when she ate collared doves, it was excellent for her bowels as she ate
a lot of feathers.
I so miss that bad tempered girl.
I have not forgotten that she was killed when I was in hospital and it will
be my life's work to find out who did it.

Tweed









 




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