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Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the
street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read
that to me.

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On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:09:46 -0500, Granby wrote:

Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down
the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they
read that to me.

The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten recently was one that
said, "You may be hungry later. Why not order some carry-out?".

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John F. Eldredge --
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"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria

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No cluons were harmed when John F. Eldredge wrote:
The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten...

For me, it was "Fortune not found"


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Mark
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Granby wrote:

Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the
street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read
that to me.

I was just in a grocery store that had a newsletter for customers, and
the front page had an article entitled, "What's Good For Your Heart?"
The accompanying picture (a drawing) showed a person holding a kitty. :)

I guess my heart must be in good shape!

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Joyce ^..^

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Mark Edwards wrote:

No cluons were harmed when John F. Eldredge wrote:
The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten...

For me, it was "Fortune not found"

Mark, was this on a Unix (or Linux) system?? :) That doesn't count!

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Granby wrote:
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down the
street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read
that to me.

What, you mean having cats doesn't ease your stress level? ;)

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

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Not if you have one like my O T. If there is trouble he will find it, if
there isn't trouble, he will make it!!!
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Granby wrote:
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down
the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they
read that to me.

What, you mean having cats doesn't ease your stress level? ;)

--
Marina, Miranda and Caliban. In loving memory of Frank and Nikki.

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"John F. Eldredge" wrote in message
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On Sat, 09 Aug 2008 20:09:46 -0500, Granby wrote:

Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down
the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they
read that to me.

The funniest fortune-cookie message I have gotten recently was one that
said, "You may be hungry later. Why not order some carry-out?".

--
John F. Eldredge --

Ooh! That's sneaky! ;-)

The last one I got said, "Accept the next proposition you receive." I'm
still waiting for that proposition. G

Joy

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LOL...good one.
Kyla
"Granby"
Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down
the street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they
read that to me.

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bastXXXette
Granby wrote:

Went out with the family for dinner tonight. My fortune cookie said "To
ease stress, get a cat". Considering I have three and my son, just down
the
street has 10 at the moment, I nearly rolled on the floor when they read
that to me.

I was just in a grocery store that had a newsletter for customers, and
the front page had an article entitled, "What's Good For Your Heart?"
The accompanying picture (a drawing) showed a person holding a kitty. :)

I guess my heart must be in good shape!

And a good heart you have indeed:)
Kyla

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Joyce ^..^

(To email me, remove the X's from my user name.)