OT Fun with names
 

I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

ROFL!

loopy girdlefanny....





"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

ROFL!

loopy girdlefanny....





"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

chim chim bananasniffer
lol

Lois
--
Burmese are like potato chips, you can't just have one.

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

ROFL!

loopy girdlefanny....





"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

chim chim bananasniffer
lol

Lois
--
Burmese are like potato chips, you can't just have one.

"Christina Websell" wrote in message
...

ROFL!

loopy girdlefanny....





"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

Zippy Gizzardchunks

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.

Zippy Gizzardchunks

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.

Married name..
Stinky Rhinohead

Maiden....
Umm...
Stinky Chickenbutt?!?!??!

Using Grace Cat
Fluffy Diapergiggle. Sounds like a fart to me.



"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

Married name..
Stinky Rhinohead

Maiden....
Umm...
Stinky Chickenbutt?!?!??!

Using Grace Cat
Fluffy Diapergiggle. Sounds like a fart to me.



"Cheryl" wrote in message
...
I *stole* this from another group but it was such a hit at work I
had to share it with you guys.

Follow the instructions to find your funny name. The following is
an excerpt
from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot
of
Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil Professor forces
everyone to
assume new names..... Use the third letter of your first name to
determine
your NEW first name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa



Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
of your
NEW last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your
NEW last name, or, if your last name isn't 4 letters long, use the
first
letter of your last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober
Chickenshorts.
Clinton's new name is Poopsie Liverchunks. Al Gore is Lumpy
Burgertush.

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

"Cheryl" wrote in message
...

[snippage]

My new assumed identity is Crusty Girdlebrain.
lol

--
Cheryl

Wow - we must be related, mine is Zippy Girdlebrain
DH would be Greasy Girdlebrain

Weeble Wobblybottom = Crusty Burgertoilet
Tennessee Tuxedo = Zippy Chickenrhino
(using my own surname for cats with single names)
Lizzie = Zsa-zsa Girdlebrain
Smokey = Goober Girdlebrain
Moe = Crusty Girdlebrain
Mimi = Pinky Girdlebrain
Ernie = Zippy Girdlebrain (our 3rd letter of first name just happens to be
the same)
Using Minnie's adoptors surname would make her Zippy Diaperpants

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