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Storrmmee March 18th 11 07:29 PM

the efinin mixer
 
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture



meOwy March 18th 11 07:52 PM

the efinin mixer
 
On Mar 18, 3:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat *let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, *alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* *he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

rafflescat March 18th 11 08:02 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat *let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, *alla winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* *he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture



Storrmmee March 18th 11 08:39 PM

the efinin mixer
 
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.



Storrmmee March 18th 11 08:56 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture




Storrmmee March 18th 11 09:12 PM

the efinin mixer
 
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz mixer,
as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples coctail
party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly collar is
printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int impurtint juzt
the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome... Trudi thinks she
needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable tankz fur da fissheez
dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz no seafudz tonite, the
focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it mite nize fur demta be
inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano
muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing,
*glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da
name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture




Ranger Greykitten March 18th 11 09:12 PM

the efinin mixer
 
[Ranger has returned to his stateroom and changed into a dark silver
dress collar and fastened a bright red bow to his tail.]

Miz Pipps, would you like to danze again? Da band is playing a slow song.
I'z not particularly good at slow danzin, but I will try really hard not
to step on yourown paws.

Ranger




--
The Mighty Rangerman!

meOwy March 18th 11 09:27 PM

the efinin mixer
 
On Mar 18, 4:39*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber

Storrmmee March 18th 11 09:37 PM

the efinin mixer
 
trudi thinkz... I wunner ifin himz purfurz da waterz... ifin himzef returnz
he will hafta tell minesef what kinda kollar himz needz...

trudi thinkz da mozt wunnerful thing bowt da catmunity iz da ''ceptanze of
efuree kreashure
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 4:39 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi"MeOwy" wrote in message

...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:





As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...


he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...


Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...


as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...


callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.


der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,


thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,


Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar
(poots it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is
mister odder a new kittee on da kruze..
(splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!!
Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber



Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 18th 11 10:08 PM

the efinin mixer
 


"Ranger Greykitten"
[Ranger has returned to his stateroom and changed into a dark silver
dress collar and fastened a bright red bow to his tail.]

Miz Pipps, would you like to danze again? Da band is playing a slow song.
I'z not particularly good at slow danzin, but I will try really hard not
to step on yourown paws.

Ranger

Pipps goes bak tew hur stateroom n changes into hur brown n white stripey
gaown
Oh Ranger, ai wood wuv tew danse wiff yew n dunt yew wurry abowt steppin on
mai paws
Fank yew fur axking meh tew danse wiff yew. Yew are sew nise.
Pipps




--
The Mighty Rangerman!


Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 18th 11 10:25 PM

the efinin mixer
 


ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Amelia March 18th 11 10:37 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee March 19th 11 06:04 AM

the efinin mixer
 
(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the
kuples coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each
brightly collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the
specises int impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz
alzo welcome... Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed
der wuz portable tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz
famblee... sinze eer iz no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez
anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez
mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer
fura drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan
haffa breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he
looks over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says
miss Trudi, it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be
a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let
the nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until
tomorrow, I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the
bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her
kushin, she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz
will be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt
nite, alla winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano
muzic inna same pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der
will alzo be time ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure
storeez in between da piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed
dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa
songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz
sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will
be follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well
anna be readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture






Sundance[_2_] March 19th 11 09:35 AM

the efinin mixer
 
Heer I iz, Sweetee! Ize sorree I keeped yoo waitin. Yoo lukz bootiful
tonite, espeshullee wif yur hart's dezire stone pendint.

I'll haz wun uv doze winked collarz, too, pleez, Barbi.

Sundance

"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples
coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly
collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int
impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome...
Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable
tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz
no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it
mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa
breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time
ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da
piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta
sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant
remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses
know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture








Storrmmee March 19th 11 11:48 AM

the efinin mixer
 
hi der,

barbi swirlz so petunia can see herown lite tan wif gowld cocktail drezz.

she looks atta kollarz anna pikz up one of two that are black, orange and
red... heru go, i haz putted diz one aside fur sundanze when himz arrifez,

ursef lukz berree nize,

barbi who likez shiney thingz alot,
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
(Pit2nya chaynjiz intu uh blak coktail dress wiff silfurr seekwinz.
She wearz uh spayshul redstone pendint on a likqwid sylfurr neklyze.)

Hi Barbi. Yu luuk lufferlee tunite. I'll hab wunna da Winked party
collarz
an joyne da Kuples Coctail Pardy. I yam shur dat SunDance wiwll be heer
suun.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
later that efinin Trudi has stationed hersef owtside of da singlecatz
mixer, as kittys arrife and are directed to efur da mixer or the kuples
coctail party they are given a party collar to wear, on each brightly
collar is printed Winked or spekal furnd or single... the specises int
impurtint juzt the winked status, doggiez anna skunkz iz alzo welcome...
Trudi thinks she needs to remfur who it was that sayed der wuz portable
tankz fur da fissheez dat kamed wif jack anna hiz famblee... sinze eer iz
no seafudz tonite, the focus is on byrdeez anna dairy fudz, she thinkz it
mite nize fur demta be inna kuplez mizer...

afur a while of handin owt kollarz she goez into da singlecats mixer fura
drink anna barbi takez ofur handin owt da kollarz, so trudi kan haffa
breek.
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time
ta kontinue heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da
piano muzik, anna alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta
sing, *glance atta Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant
remfur da name offa piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses
know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture








Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 19th 11 02:23 PM

the efinin mixer
 





ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am gwad
mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at awl
nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai ate uh
bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved hym.
ai m proud uff yew yeUP


Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 19th 11 02:32 PM

Re frum BobQat n Mimzy : the efinin mixer
 

BobQat n Mimzy, da Majikal Whimsy Qats hab dwessed in dere stateroom, n
Mimzy, uh bwak Qat wiff uh floompy tail iz waring uh bootiful gaown dat
hazz sparklez onnit, n BobQat, uh gray n wite Qat wiff white feetz n haz uh
floompy tail tew, haz dwessed in uh gray soot wiff uh sparkley bow tye,
enterz da room n dey wook uhraown tew see hoo wook wike tew eet n danse wiff
dem selfs. Mimzy sez, wee iz noo tew da advenshure n we wike diz catmoonity
vury mutch. Hur bruther BobQat nodz in ugreemunt..we iz boff single Qatz wif
majikal powers, but we dunt gnow minny uff yew tew well, yet.


Storrmmee March 19th 11 02:48 PM

Re frum BobQat n Mimzy : the efinin mixer
 
barbi hands them single kollarz and sends them into the single mixer
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...

BobQat n Mimzy, da Majikal Whimsy Qats hab dwessed in dere stateroom, n
Mimzy, uh bwak Qat wiff uh floompy tail iz waring uh bootiful gaown dat
hazz sparklez onnit, n BobQat, uh gray n wite Qat wiff white feetz n haz
uh floompy tail tew, haz dwessed in uh gray soot wiff uh sparkley bow
tye, enterz da room n dey wook uhraown tew see hoo wook wike tew eet n
danse wiff dem selfs. Mimzy sez, wee iz noo tew da advenshure n we wike
diz catmoonity vury mutch. Hur bruther BobQat nodz in ugreemunt..we iz
boff single Qatz wif majikal powers, but we dunt gnow minny uff yew tew
well, yet.




Storrmmee March 19th 11 02:50 PM

the efinin mixer
 
barbi hands mosey a winked kollar and he puts it on, barbi smilez
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message
...





ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am
gwad mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at
awl nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai
ate uh bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved
hym. ai m proud uff yew yeUP




Debby Hanoka[_2_] March 19th 11 03:52 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008

Storrmmee March 19th 11 04:16 PM

the efinin mixer
 
herya go, we have a tan one anna blue one or i can make anofur kulur ifin
ursef wuld like, Barbi
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008




Storrmmee March 19th 11 04:25 PM

the efinin mixer
 
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between the
two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum and set
up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons of the
hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses herself
for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a table
annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur technical
diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up to bof rumz
anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze whu wntsa
give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I haz sended a
unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so we mite get
random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts talkin it will
come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted telled der storreez,
glance at beauty and spring... can come to da entryway anna it will go into
bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture






Storrmmee March 19th 11 04:41 PM

the efinin mixer
 
As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and light
up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures power and
returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she hears the
voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur
technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up
to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze
whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I
haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so
we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts
talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted
telled der storreez, glance at beauty and spring... can come to da
entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into
a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later...
then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture








Storrmmee March 19th 11 05:03 PM

the efinin mixer
 
As OT is talking Pigglette watches as willow primps and grums having on a
spetacular owtfit in hopes harry gordon will see...

Mineselfz wuz born in Texas. My momcat Daisery waz an OUT cat but I
lifved in da garage and Auntie Julies houze.

Gramby foun out bout me on da newsgreoup anna Uncle Furry and Auntie
Soft offered to take herself someplace to mee and bring me bak to
Illinoiz. So dem met in Oklahomea and I went wiff da Gramby.

When I gotted to mine onetruehome, I didn't want anfing to do wiff da
hoomanz or cats. Da nasty TED man said I akted a lot like a feral
cat. It took me free yearz to want to sit on grambys lap and get in
her way when herself waz knitting or such. I was trying to help but
her didnt see it dat way!

I liff in a 75 gallon fishtank and like itself ferry muchez. Dumb
people alwayz ake da gramby why her haz a cat in da tank anna not
fishiez. Her sayz dem haz da proflem if dem duzent know da "rare
breed of a Cat-Fish". Anyway I likez itself and wont let any ofther
cat in here. Piglett neffer tried but I had ta put O T out a few
timez fore he knew it waz MINEOWN houze. Lizzie iz now gettink ideaz
anna I finkz her will hafta learn da lezzon too.

I haz tauted gramby da fingz herself neezta know anna all iz well in
diz houze. Well, when Lizzie getz trained it might all we ok.

Yeeeezzz Piglet I haff heard da lekture fore and we will all be
alright ventually.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and light
up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures power
and returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she hears
the voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur
technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up
to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz
howze whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port
here. I haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of,
anna so we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty
starts talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has
notted telled der storreez, glance at beauty and spring... can come to da
entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into
a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later...
then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance
atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture









Storrmmee March 19th 11 05:13 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Trudi smilez to hersef az she remfurz how 'cited da soft wuz fur da gramby
when dey wented ta get willow... she sighs glad dat willow lifez wif da
gramby and notted at herown howze, trudi looks up agin as a small coral
colored gurlcat beginsta speak... trudi gets the distinct

impression that she might have been pacing and was only barely able to
restrain herself from pushing willow out of the way so she could talk...

I Iz Lizzie Bordon and knowz full well whom I am named after and duz
haff a bitz of her cattatude. Deze free catz here finkz dem iz da
bozz. Well, Miz Piglett profably iz kauz her wuz here firstis. Da
rest of dem kan go fli a kite inna hail stormz for all I karez.

It wuz 10 below zeron da nite I foun Gramby. I waz so kloze to da
bridge I kud hear the meowing of the animals alreadi dere.

I know gramby tole u all diz anna I dont member a lotz for a few dayz.
I ventuallie waz taken to da TED to get what wazent broken fixed. Da
ofther cats say dat helped mine cattatude but I don't fink so so
muchez.

Annyway, O T finkz he iz da boxx anna we haff had a round or two but
not so much now. I iz younger dan dem and wantz to play and none of
dem reallie duz. Dem didn't play wiff da turbo skratcher much BUT NOW
DAT I LIKE IT, it is EVERYONES faborite toy. So I layz on itself long
nuff tro hiss dem off den, when dey goes away, I git off of it and
sitz on grambys chair. Not on her lap yet but am getting closer all
da time.

Dem cats wont let me on da bed but I bentually will get dere, or dem
will know not to mess wiff LIZZY BORDON and why. I may not be able to
life an AXE but, I got dat lightnink paw of power and knowz how to uze
itself.

Yez Piglett, I knowz fings takez time, I will reallie try.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As OT is talking Pigglette watches as willow primps and grums having on a
spetacular owtfit in hopes harry gordon will see...

Mineselfz wuz born in Texas. My momcat Daisery waz an OUT cat but I
lifved in da garage and Auntie Julies houze.

Gramby foun out bout me on da newsgreoup anna Uncle Furry and Auntie
Soft offered to take herself someplace to mee and bring me bak to
Illinoiz. So dem met in Oklahomea and I went wiff da Gramby.

When I gotted to mine onetruehome, I didn't want anfing to do wiff da
hoomanz or cats. Da nasty TED man said I akted a lot like a feral
cat. It took me free yearz to want to sit on grambys lap and get in
her way when herself waz knitting or such. I was trying to help but
her didnt see it dat way!

I liff in a 75 gallon fishtank and like itself ferry muchez. Dumb
people alwayz ake da gramby why her haz a cat in da tank anna not
fishiez. Her sayz dem haz da proflem if dem duzent know da "rare
breed of a Cat-Fish". Anyway I likez itself and wont let any ofther
cat in here. Piglett neffer tried but I had ta put O T out a few
timez fore he knew it waz MINEOWN houze. Lizzie iz now gettink ideaz
anna I finkz her will hafta learn da lezzon too.

I haz tauted gramby da fingz herself neezta know anna all iz well in
diz houze. Well, when Lizzie getz trained it might all we ok.

Yeeeezzz Piglet I haff heard da lekture fore and we will all be
alright ventually.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and
light up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures
power and returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she
hears the voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa
nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins...
hello all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail
partee.... beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna
ofur technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted
it up to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to
anycatz howze whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta
port here. I haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can
think of, anna so we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted
whenna kitty starts talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo
anycat who has notted telled der storreez, glance at beauty and
spring... can come to da entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat
will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit
into a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz
donned herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz
later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance
atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will
be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture











Storrmmee March 19th 11 05:18 PM

the efinin mixer
 
trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,

she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi smilez to hersef az she remfurz how 'cited da soft wuz fur da gramby
when dey wented ta get willow... she sighs glad dat willow lifez wif da
gramby and notted at herown howze, trudi looks up agin as a small coral
colored gurlcat beginsta speak... trudi gets the distinct

impression that she might have been pacing and was only barely able to
restrain herself from pushing willow out of the way so she could talk...

I Iz Lizzie Bordon and knowz full well whom I am named after and duz
haff a bitz of her cattatude. Deze free catz here finkz dem iz da
bozz. Well, Miz Piglett profably iz kauz her wuz here firstis. Da
rest of dem kan go fli a kite inna hail stormz for all I karez.

It wuz 10 below zeron da nite I foun Gramby. I waz so kloze to da
bridge I kud hear the meowing of the animals alreadi dere.

I know gramby tole u all diz anna I dont member a lotz for a few dayz.
I ventuallie waz taken to da TED to get what wazent broken fixed. Da
ofther cats say dat helped mine cattatude but I don't fink so so
muchez.

Annyway, O T finkz he iz da boxx anna we haff had a round or two but
not so much now. I iz younger dan dem and wantz to play and none of
dem reallie duz. Dem didn't play wiff da turbo skratcher much BUT NOW
DAT I LIKE IT, it is EVERYONES faborite toy. So I layz on itself long
nuff tro hiss dem off den, when dey goes away, I git off of it and
sitz on grambys chair. Not on her lap yet but am getting closer all
da time.

Dem cats wont let me on da bed but I bentually will get dere, or dem
will know not to mess wiff LIZZY BORDON and why. I may not be able to
life an AXE but, I got dat lightnink paw of power and knowz how to uze
itself.

Yez Piglett, I knowz fings takez time, I will reallie try.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As OT is talking Pigglette watches as willow primps and grums having on a
spetacular owtfit in hopes harry gordon will see...

Mineselfz wuz born in Texas. My momcat Daisery waz an OUT cat but I
lifved in da garage and Auntie Julies houze.

Gramby foun out bout me on da newsgreoup anna Uncle Furry and Auntie
Soft offered to take herself someplace to mee and bring me bak to
Illinoiz. So dem met in Oklahomea and I went wiff da Gramby.

When I gotted to mine onetruehome, I didn't want anfing to do wiff da
hoomanz or cats. Da nasty TED man said I akted a lot like a feral
cat. It took me free yearz to want to sit on grambys lap and get in
her way when herself waz knitting or such. I was trying to help but
her didnt see it dat way!

I liff in a 75 gallon fishtank and like itself ferry muchez. Dumb
people alwayz ake da gramby why her haz a cat in da tank anna not
fishiez. Her sayz dem haz da proflem if dem duzent know da "rare
breed of a Cat-Fish". Anyway I likez itself and wont let any ofther
cat in here. Piglett neffer tried but I had ta put O T out a few
timez fore he knew it waz MINEOWN houze. Lizzie iz now gettink ideaz
anna I finkz her will hafta learn da lezzon too.

I haz tauted gramby da fingz herself neezta know anna all iz well in
diz houze. Well, when Lizzie getz trained it might all we ok.

Yeeeezzz Piglet I haff heard da lekture fore and we will all be
alright ventually.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and
light up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures
power and returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she
hears the voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the
jumbotrons of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance
trudi excuses herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa
nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins...
hello all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail
partee.... beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna
ofur technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted
it up to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to
anycatz howze whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun
unablta port here. I haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who
i can think of, anna so we mite get random messages furm somecats...
butted whenna kitty starts talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez...
alzo anycat who has notted telled der storreez, glance at beauty and
spring... can come to da entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so
nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit
into a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz
donned herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur,
waltzes iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz
anna dey glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur
'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he
looks over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi,
it may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow,
I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her
kushin, she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz
will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same
pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano
muzik, anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance
atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name
offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will
be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna
be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture













rafflescat March 19th 11 07:56 PM

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Ms Tina Marie! Hewwo! I fink yure furry bootiful wiffa da wongwong
furz...yuse neerlee da same age as myneself, woou yu wike to chum up?
I has neffur bin onna cwoose befur n isz a bit donting! I will get
myne collur! Say....dare ar sum furry hansum yung boykittiez....yes?

Sukie Gordon aged 5 (i fink)
Panfurr of Kilmaurs Parish.



On Mar 19, 3:52*pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008



rafflescat March 19th 11 08:16 PM

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On Mar 19, 5:18*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,

she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee" wrote in message

...

Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.

rafflescat March 19th 11 08:30 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Hewwo Ms Trudi! Has yu seed Willow? I has a purresent fur hur! Dose
fwoaty fishes fownded a oystur an dey gave it tu me fur Willow! It
hassa perril inn it! Prrrrrrmmmmh!

On Mar 18, 8:56*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message


Debby Hanoka[_2_] March 19th 11 09:07 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Do you have a green one to match my eyes? I'm a brown tabby with
green eyes.

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008

meOwy March 19th 11 09:11 PM

the efinin mixer
 
On Mar 18, 6:37*pm, Amelia wrote:
Fangyu, Trudi, ai wuffs yoor bwak pantsoot. *Fangyu fur da collar (poots
it on).
C'mon mister odder an meet da singl kitteez - effurybudy, dis is mister
odder a new kittee on da kruze.. (splash)
Uh oh, he fawl offfurbord agin.
Iam comming mister odder hang in dere!! Meowy, gwabbing a lyfsaber


[Amelia walks over to the rail to watch.]

Mr. Odder, we have lots of abalone available at the snack buffet if you'd
like some.

Amelia


Mr Odder, wooky atted wut ai is danglink offur da railz, oysturz, mr
odder! Amelia pooted out wotz ob dem on da boofay.
Geddin da lyfsayver, mr odder, datz wite, holed on an ai wil cwank dis
fing up.

Gud jawb mr odder, sew gwad yoo sayf. Come to da mikser now an danse
an snak on oystyrs.

Fangyu Amelia. Dose oyzdurs sayfed dat poor catfoozed big kittee wif
da widdl eers.
Usses kitteez gotta wook outted fur eech offur.

MeOwy. Off to find her wink.

Storrmmee March 19th 11 09:18 PM

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barbi gifz the gordon girl a bright red kollar wif single writed onit... dat
lukz beree nize wif yourown bwak furz,

barbi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...

Ms Tina Marie! Hewwo! I fink yure furry bootiful wiffa da wongwong
furz...yuse neerlee da same age as myneself, woou yu wike to chum up?
I has neffur bin onna cwoose befur n isz a bit donting! I will get
myne collur! Say....dare ar sum furry hansum yung boykittiez....yes?

Sukie Gordon aged 5 (i fink)
Panfurr of Kilmaurs Parish.



On Mar 19, 3:52 pm, Debby Hanoka wrote:
Meow, can I have a singles collar please?

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008




Storrmmee March 19th 11 09:21 PM

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trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,

she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message

...

Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.



Storrmmee March 19th 11 09:23 PM

the efinin mixer
 
just then trudi points to the catalite skreen, willow is comin into veiw...

der she iz, but i iz sure ursef kan port to herown howze, she wuld be
thrilled i iz sure, der porter iz broked so dey iz stayin kloze to da gramby
but ursef kan go der, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Hewwo Ms Trudi! Has yu seed Willow? I has a purresent fur hur! Dose
fwoaty fishes fownded a oystur an dey gave it tu me fur Willow! It
hassa perril inn it! Prrrrrrmmmmh!

On Mar 18, 8:56 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message




Storrmmee March 19th 11 09:28 PM

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barbi pulls owt a box with several colors of kollars anna all of dem iz
green... howsabowt diz one, da green matches yourown eyez anna single
matchez yourown furz? barbi
"Debby Hanoka" wrote in message
...
Do you have a green one to match my eyes? I'm a brown tabby with
green eyes.

Miss Tina Marie, Age 5
Maine Coon Patrol Class Of 2008




rafflescat March 19th 11 09:55 PM

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I dussnt mynd at awl Trudi. Dus yu want sum wittle snik snaks wile we
sit?
Jack, beckoning a waiterkitty.


On Mar 19, 9:21*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: trudi turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,


she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message


...


Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
*on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
*for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.



Storrmmee March 19th 11 09:57 PM

the efinin mixer
 
dat wuld be berree nize, behinda kollar cownter iza nize table wiffa kushin
we kan rezt on while we watez on kittyz to arrif, anna we can eat owrz
snakz, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
I dussnt mynd at awl Trudi. Dus yu want sum wittle snik snaks wile we
sit?
Jack, beckoning a waiterkitty.


On Mar 19, 9:21 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
trudi takez jackz paw anna dey sitz qweetlee hopin dat da bear talkz
soon,...

trudi sayz in a while, wuld ursef mind gowin to da entreeway anna sittin
wif
minesef der, we kn take fudz anna dwinkz... barbi wantsa go to da mixer
beclawz she iza single kitty
Trudi, hopin jack wunt mind"rafflescat"
wrote in message

...
On Mar 19, 5:18 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote: trudi
turns to jack and says, now dat wurked owt beree well, now we needsa
getsa bear to do hizown storree, sinze himz iz rekuperatin diz will low
hisef ta tell uses wifowt gettin tired by portin or bein onna ship,


she takes a sip of her drink and smiles at her furnd"Storrmmee"
wrote in message


...


Jack returns Trudi's smile, she is beautiful in the light sparkling
on her face,and Jack is spellbound. He settles back and waits
for the storytelling to start. One little paw reaches out for
trudi's.




rafflescat March 19th 11 09:59 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Harry catches sight of Willow, he grabs the oyster, jumps into the
porter and is off in a twinkle.




On Mar 19, 9:23*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
just then trudi points to the catalite skreen, willow is comin into veiw....

der she iz, but i iz sure ursef kan port to herown howze, she wuld be
thrilled i iz sure, der porter iz broked so dey iz stayin kloze to da gramby
but ursef kan go der, Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message

...
Hewwo Ms Trudi! Has yu seed Willow? I has a purresent fur hur! Dose
fwoaty fishes fownded a oystur an dey gave it tu me fur Willow! It
hassa perril inn it! Prrrrrrmmmmh!

On Mar 18, 8:56 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:







Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into a
black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown
danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...


I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes iz
nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey glid
onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later... then


Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna
hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,


Trudi"rafflescat" wrote in message



Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 19th 11 10:07 PM

the efinin mixer
 
Fank yew barbi, ai lefted mai winked kollar at hoam..diz une iz nise. yeUP
Mosey


barbi hands mosey a winked kollar and he puts it on, barbi smilez


"Mosey =^..^="




ursef kan come anna intoduze hizsef, we willz gif ursef an aweady winked
kollar, Trudi
"MeOwy" wrote in message
...
On Mar 18, 3:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture


Can Meowy come tew da mikkser wile hur wink is sikk in da staytrum?
An, ahem, how bout can ai bwing my new furrnd hoo ai met wile wooking
offur da rail, an he wuz in da ohshun swimmink aroun sew ai frew
hissefl a rifesayver, an heer he is...
Say hewwo, mistur odder.
(I gno, his eers ar sew widdl yoo cannot see dem butted juts eggnor
dat, he furry nice an fun wuvving)
MeOwy, pwoud ob sayfing a big dwowning kittee.

Mosey komes bak entew da room n sez ai m sew sawry ai gotted sik, n am
gwad mai wink MeOwy haz uh nise odder tew danse wiff ai m gnot jellis at
awl nope.....oops, ai gotta goh bak tew owt stateroom ugin...ai fink ai
ate uh bad oyster...ai feal week n nashus. see yoo awl layter...


Mosey komez bak intew da room n sez ai m feeling bedder tewdai, whew..dat
wuz a bad oyster, yuk , but ai gnow wunt tew danse n eet wif mai bootiful
wink MeOwy.
oh hai mr odder, et iz nise tew meet yew. MeOwy ai m sew gwad yew saved
hym. ai m proud uff yew yeUP



Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 19th 11 10:21 PM

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Mosey sez, oh dem iz sutch hartwarming storeez, n da gramby iz sutch uh
wunnerful hoomin tew tayke yew awl in n luff yew.. Yew r awl vury blezzed
tew hab herownself. Luffz Mosey
Mosey n MeOwy wave tew da gramby n hoaps hur kan kome bak sune (stoopid
pooterz)


As trudi is on her way back to find jack the skrenez sparkle pop and light
up, Barbi having heard the beginninz paws the button that insures power and
returns to her table, she sees more kittys coming but then she hears the
voice of ot staartin ta speak...

he mumbles to piglette somfin 'bowt wishin da gramby had juzt sended an
email... but he begins anyway

Hihi diz iz O T Mahoney and diz iz how I kame to lifv at da grambys
house. Her anna Piglett lifved by demselves. Piglett waz sufferink
so muchez sinze her man hooman wented to da bridge. Some kids worked
where gramby did and uz kittens was born at dere houze.

Da big barekitten kame to da houze to get mineself, da gramby neffer
saw me. When I gotted to her houze dem waz all upsetted kauze I had
so mannie fleaz. Da gramby frowed away da towel dem rapped me in and
took mineselfz starit to da watermonster plaze, Her finally made all
dem fleaz go away and for da first time inn LONG TIME I felt gud
wifout having to skratchez dem all da timez.

Piglett waznt sure bout mineself at firstz but sinze I waz a bitty she
cided I needed a momcat so dat worked out reallie gud.

I slept on gramby for da firstis few monfthz. Now dat I iz 16lbs, dat
duzent wurk so well.

I iz winked to da mos beautiful Kitty in a kommunitee, Harri Roadcat
Mahoney. Her didn't effen haff to changez her las name when we gotted
winked. Her iz braff and I, well, I iznt so braff but I goes where
herselfz wantza ta go and do what hazta be done.

I iz glad I iz a grambys houze and me and Piglett and Willow iz happie
but now dere iz diz Lizzie Bordon kitty. Dat iz going to be ok, I
guess. Piglett sayz we alll kame here kauze we wuz meandt to so I
guezz dat haz to ply to Lizzie too.


----
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
as trudi and jack danze dere is a bit of commotshun in the area between
the two party rumz, and some very deskreete workkittys go into each rum
and set up some giant screens, similar to but better than the jumbotrons
of the hoomins... when jack and trudi finished their dance trudi excuses
herself for juzta bit...

ifin urself wants i wuld likta spend more time wif ursef, gets uses a
table annna orderz uses sum fudz anna dwinks, i hasta maksa nowncmintz...

Trudi goes to the entry way and picks up the P A mic and begins... hello
all ucats, welcome to da singlez mixer anna da cuplez coctail partee....
beclawz sumcats is hafin pooter issues, lazy sekatareez anna ofur
technical diffikulteez we haz getted a catalite feed anna konekted it up
to bof rumz anna da entry way, anna it can alzo be ported to anycatz howze
whu wntsa give uses a message but iz fur anyreazun unablta port here. I
haz sended a unit to efuricat inna catmunity who i can think of, anna so
we mite get random messages furm somecats... butted whenna kitty starts
talkin it will come up onna bof skrenez... alzo anycat who has notted
telled der storreez, glance at beauty and spring... can come to da
entryway anna it will go into bof rumz so nocat will mizz aneethin...

Trudi returns to find jack and haf a snak
"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
Trudi has changed from her daytime owtfit of a smart black pantsuit into
a black gown wif white threadz runnin thruit, she once agin haz donned
herown danzin shoez and as jack speakz her heart is thrilled...

I wuld be pleazed ta danz any kind offa danze ursef wul purfur, waltzes
iz nize beclawz dey iz slow... she takeza paw her frund offerz anna dey
glid onto da floor... she thinkz i will maksa ofur 'nowncimintz later...
then

Willow iz arownd here sumwhere i thinkz she wuld be berre gladta see
harry... anna urown sisfur will findz lotsa boycatzta danz wif, booker
anna hiz brofur iz comin long wif drown sisfur alzo,

Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Ahem.....skyooz me but cood a wittle tuxedo kitty wiffa mornin
soot an wite gwuffs....n a wikkid wiggle inna waltz purrhaps havva
wittle dance....a waltz...wiffa cwooze dywreckture? Purrlease?
N cood Harry n Sukie sit onna syde? Harry wants tu wuke fur Willow.
Has yu seed hur weesentlee?
Jack holds out his paw to Trudi.




On Mar 18, 7:29 pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
As the cats are all line dancin and rasta cat is helpin trudi he looks
over
to the side of the ship, he booms his big laff and says miss Trudi, it
may
be that trustin me ta hep you danze it may not be a good idea...

he hagain laffz anna sayz to hiz som, Milez, man, ur daddycat let the
nip
and rum tastin get to him, we won't be to the island until tomorrow, I
am
not sure what i thought i saw, but man, it wasn't the bay...

Trudi laffs, and decides on the spot to have the mixer tonight before
they
get to the island...

as her new furnd finishes the dance and heps trudi back to her kushin,
she
thanks him and finds the P A system and annowncez...

callin all kittys, tonitez aktifitee iz a single kitty mixer, diz will
be
held inna rum whut hadda danzin fur da yunger kittyz lazt nite, alla
winked
kittyz anna spekal furnd kittyz willz haffa piano muzic inna same pwaze
where da owlder kitty muzik waz lazt nite, der will alzo be time ta
kontinue
heart storieez anna furzt abenshure storeez in between da piano muzik,
anna
alzo da piano pwawer sayed dat ifin somecat wanted ta sing, *glance atta
Mme. A.* he knew lotsa songz... i iz sorree i kant remfur da name offa
piano kitty but i iz sure dat Mme. A. will letz uses know later.

der willz be dwinkz anna apetizerz anna snackz inna rumz... diz will be
follwed by a lite but delishush dinner so dat we kan rezt well anna be
readta depurt when we arrifez atta island,

thankz fur urown attinshun, letminesef know ifin ursef haz annee
qweskins,

Trudi, kruze direkture








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