Veterinary Euphemisms
 

Just took Muddy to the TED for his annual checkup & shots which didn't go
down well with him, he's a sweety with me, but at the TED, well all bets are
off! Anyway on looking at the bill from the vet I was struck by a line that
said:

Courtesy nail clipping $0.0

I doubt Muddy thought it a courtesy, I suspect it translates from TED speak
as "if you don't trim the claws on that furry b*st*rd I'm not going near
him!"


--
Nik Simpson

Nik Simpson wrote:

Just took Muddy to the TED for his annual checkup & shots which didn't go
down well with him, he's a sweety with me, but at the TED, well all bets are
off! Anyway on looking at the bill from the vet I was struck by a line that
said:

Courtesy nail clipping $0.0

I doubt Muddy thought it a courtesy, I suspect it translates from TED speak
as "if you don't trim the claws on that furry b*st*rd I'm not going near
him!"


LOL!

--
Marina, Frank and Miranda. In loving memory of Nikki.
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

ROFL!!! I am sure that was the between the lines translation. Harvey
was not on his best behavior yesterday when he had his teeth cleaned
and come to think of it he had a courtesy nail clipping on his bill
too.
Skritches,
KittyLady