A holiday postcard from Min
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I
am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ------------------ Dear daddy My foster-humans have at long last taken me on another holiday, only the second one I have had since I came here. Although I was quite excited, I pretended not to be and had a tantrum because I couldn't find my espadrilles. They had the cheek to load me into their tatty Citroen, so I was sick in it before they got five miles. The cottage was all right but they didn't let me out to play - actually I wasn't too upset about it once I'd seen the size of the buzzards I would have to chase. I lived in the sun on a window-sill that was nearly four feet deep! so I didn't roll off once. When the buzzards could see me, I lived under a chair. The humans ate out all the time so I just got tinned food until I found out how to order mouse with Cornish cream. And there was a soppy dog next door that everyone said was cute, but I couldn't see anything to get gooey over. I threw its ball into a nettle patch. Then they bent their Citroen (ha-ha-ha) and had to borrow a Fiesta, and I laughed fit to burst to see them squeezing their enormous tummies into that every day! Then they made me get into it for the journey home so I was sick before they got five miles. They went to see all sorts of exciting things - like a submerged village called Boscastle, a big greenhouse called Eden, a park full of otters to chase, a nerdy (I mean specialist) museum full of old bicycles - and I didn't even get a baseball hat with "Tabbies Rule" on it. So I sicked on the carpet. And when I got home I refused to come in for over a day until I became as thin as a bouncy castle. Anyway, thinking how much I hate humans, you suddenly popped into my mind. I hope you are working very hard and making lots of deals and if you need my account number for the inheritance, I'm with Hopeful Savings Bank for Cats (HSBC). I nearly have enough to buy my own tin-opener. Love from Min ! |
Alphonze wrote: Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: Alphonze, that is SO funny. Please tell Min that she has quite a sense of irony. Pam S. |
Alphonze wrote: Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: Alphonze, that is SO funny. Please tell Min that she has quite a sense of irony. Pam S. |
Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ------------------ Dear daddy My foster-humans have at long last taken me on another holiday, only the second one I have had since I came here. Although I was quite excited, I pretended not to be and had a tantrum because I couldn't find my espadrilles. They had the cheek to load me into their tatty Citroen, so I was sick in it before they got five miles. The cottage was all right but they didn't let me out to play - actually I wasn't too upset about it once I'd seen the size of the buzzards I would have to chase. I lived in the sun on a window-sill that was nearly four feet deep! so I didn't roll off once. When the buzzards could see me, I lived under a chair. The humans ate out all the time so I just got tinned food until I found out how to order mouse with Cornish cream. And there was a soppy dog next door that everyone said was cute, but I couldn't see anything to get gooey over. I threw its ball into a nettle patch. Then they bent their Citroen (ha-ha-ha) and had to borrow a Fiesta, and I laughed fit to burst to see them squeezing their enormous tummies into that every day! Then they made me get into it for the journey home so I was sick before they got five miles. They went to see all sorts of exciting things - like a submerged village called Boscastle, a big greenhouse called Eden, a park full of otters to chase, a nerdy (I mean specialist) museum full of old bicycles - and I didn't even get a baseball hat with "Tabbies Rule" on it. So I sicked on the carpet. And when I got home I refused to come in for over a day until I became as thin as a bouncy castle. Anyway, thinking how much I hate humans, you suddenly popped into my mind. I hope you are working very hard and making lots of deals and if you need my account number for the inheritance, I'm with Hopeful Savings Bank for Cats (HSBC). I nearly have enough to buy my own tin-opener. Love from Min ! Aww, she loves you after all. Hilarious letter. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ------------------ Dear daddy My foster-humans have at long last taken me on another holiday, only the second one I have had since I came here. Although I was quite excited, I pretended not to be and had a tantrum because I couldn't find my espadrilles. They had the cheek to load me into their tatty Citroen, so I was sick in it before they got five miles. The cottage was all right but they didn't let me out to play - actually I wasn't too upset about it once I'd seen the size of the buzzards I would have to chase. I lived in the sun on a window-sill that was nearly four feet deep! so I didn't roll off once. When the buzzards could see me, I lived under a chair. The humans ate out all the time so I just got tinned food until I found out how to order mouse with Cornish cream. And there was a soppy dog next door that everyone said was cute, but I couldn't see anything to get gooey over. I threw its ball into a nettle patch. Then they bent their Citroen (ha-ha-ha) and had to borrow a Fiesta, and I laughed fit to burst to see them squeezing their enormous tummies into that every day! Then they made me get into it for the journey home so I was sick before they got five miles. They went to see all sorts of exciting things - like a submerged village called Boscastle, a big greenhouse called Eden, a park full of otters to chase, a nerdy (I mean specialist) museum full of old bicycles - and I didn't even get a baseball hat with "Tabbies Rule" on it. So I sicked on the carpet. And when I got home I refused to come in for over a day until I became as thin as a bouncy castle. Anyway, thinking how much I hate humans, you suddenly popped into my mind. I hope you are working very hard and making lots of deals and if you need my account number for the inheritance, I'm with Hopeful Savings Bank for Cats (HSBC). I nearly have enough to buy my own tin-opener. Love from Min ! Aww, she loves you after all. Hilarious letter. -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/ and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki |
On 6 Sep, Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ---------------------snip---------------------- Great post! Inventive and funny. Regards and Purrs, O J |
On 6 Sep, Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ---------------------snip---------------------- Great post! Inventive and funny. Regards and Purrs, O J |
Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) I had the strangest dream the other night that I was in Cornwall. I've never been to England in my (this) life. But it was most specifically Cornwall. Isn't that odd? Jill and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ------------------ Dear daddy My foster-humans have at long last taken me on another holiday, only the second one I have had since I came here. Although I was quite excited, I pretended not to be and had a tantrum because I couldn't find my espadrilles. They had the cheek to load me into their tatty Citroen, so I was sick in it before they got five miles. The cottage was all right but they didn't let me out to play - actually I wasn't too upset about it once I'd seen the size of the buzzards I would have to chase. I lived in the sun on a window-sill that was nearly four feet deep! so I didn't roll off once. When the buzzards could see me, I lived under a chair. The humans ate out all the time so I just got tinned food until I found out how to order mouse with Cornish cream. And there was a soppy dog next door that everyone said was cute, but I couldn't see anything to get gooey over. I threw its ball into a nettle patch. Then they bent their Citroen (ha-ha-ha) and had to borrow a Fiesta, and I laughed fit to burst to see them squeezing their enormous tummies into that every day! Then they made me get into it for the journey home so I was sick before they got five miles. They went to see all sorts of exciting things - like a submerged village called Boscastle, a big greenhouse called Eden, a park full of otters to chase, a nerdy (I mean specialist) museum full of old bicycles - and I didn't even get a baseball hat with "Tabbies Rule" on it. So I sicked on the carpet. And when I got home I refused to come in for over a day until I became as thin as a bouncy castle. Anyway, thinking how much I hate humans, you suddenly popped into my mind. I hope you are working very hard and making lots of deals and if you need my account number for the inheritance, I'm with Hopeful Savings Bank for Cats (HSBC). I nearly have enough to buy my own tin-opener. Love from Min ! |
Alphonze wrote:
Min, you will recall, is living with my father and stepmother while I am travelling the world. She's just returned from their summer holidays in Cornwall (S.W. England) I had the strangest dream the other night that I was in Cornwall. I've never been to England in my (this) life. But it was most specifically Cornwall. Isn't that odd? Jill and she was kind enough to send me a postcard: ------------------ Dear daddy My foster-humans have at long last taken me on another holiday, only the second one I have had since I came here. Although I was quite excited, I pretended not to be and had a tantrum because I couldn't find my espadrilles. They had the cheek to load me into their tatty Citroen, so I was sick in it before they got five miles. The cottage was all right but they didn't let me out to play - actually I wasn't too upset about it once I'd seen the size of the buzzards I would have to chase. I lived in the sun on a window-sill that was nearly four feet deep! so I didn't roll off once. When the buzzards could see me, I lived under a chair. The humans ate out all the time so I just got tinned food until I found out how to order mouse with Cornish cream. And there was a soppy dog next door that everyone said was cute, but I couldn't see anything to get gooey over. I threw its ball into a nettle patch. Then they bent their Citroen (ha-ha-ha) and had to borrow a Fiesta, and I laughed fit to burst to see them squeezing their enormous tummies into that every day! Then they made me get into it for the journey home so I was sick before they got five miles. They went to see all sorts of exciting things - like a submerged village called Boscastle, a big greenhouse called Eden, a park full of otters to chase, a nerdy (I mean specialist) museum full of old bicycles - and I didn't even get a baseball hat with "Tabbies Rule" on it. So I sicked on the carpet. And when I got home I refused to come in for over a day until I became as thin as a bouncy castle. Anyway, thinking how much I hate humans, you suddenly popped into my mind. I hope you are working very hard and making lots of deals and if you need my account number for the inheritance, I'm with Hopeful Savings Bank for Cats (HSBC). I nearly have enough to buy my own tin-opener. Love from Min ! |
"Alphonze" wrote in message
om... snip snippets from Min ROTFLMAO! What a little minx! Hugs, CatNipped |
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