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Margaret Fine December 16th 03 08:16 PM

A (bad) Christmas Poem
 
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that




--
Margaret Fine



Yoj December 16th 03 08:31 PM

Not bad at all! On the contrary, it is delightful, and certainly hits
home with cat people.

--
Joy

Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter (or Summer) Solstice,
Hogmanay and New Year! If that didn't cover it, Season's Greetings!

"Margaret Fine" wrote in message
k.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that




--
Margaret Fine





Dan Mahoney December 16th 03 10:41 PM

Margaret Fine wrote:
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that


Oh, I like that!



Lois Reay December 16th 03 11:10 PM

Very clever, Margaret.

Lois

"Margaret Fine" wrote in message
k.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that




--
Margaret Fine





Gizela December 16th 03 11:20 PM

Nice.....thats why the presents are kept in the cupboard!! So much for the
nice present nder the tree look!!

Purrs

Angela and Gizmo

"Margaret Fine" wrote in message
k.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that




--
Margaret Fine





Karen December 16th 03 11:23 PM

That is NOT bad. Too funny!

Karen
"Margaret Fine" wrote in message
k.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that




--
Margaret Fine





Cheryl December 17th 03 01:47 AM

Margaret Fine wrote in
k.net on 16 Dec 2003:

If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me

[...]


Too cute! In our case it includes what is inside the package. Shadow,
Shamrock and Bonnie directed me to get a turbo scratcher, a play-n-squeak
mouse and a feliway diffuser for Jake and Lightning (former stray friends
of theirs) and before I had the turbo scratcher wrapped, Shamrock tore a
hole in the plastic wrap. I think he forgot it was for Jake and figured he
could get him something else later. Doesn't matter that we already have
two of them! :)


--
Cheryl

"I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but still I
can do something. I will not refuse to do the something I can do."
- Helen Keller

Marina December 17th 03 03:59 AM

I think that's wonderful (and hilarious), Margaret!

--
Marina

Hopitus2 December 17th 03 05:50 AM

I like your poem; it's a good one! Very aprepo to the season.....and so true
about the cats, who are most irreverent of all our decorating efforts....


"Marina" wrote in message
...
: I think that's wonderful (and hilarious), Margaret!
:
: --
: Marina



LOL December 17th 03 07:03 AM

Margaret Fine wrote in message nk.net...
If under the Christmas Tree you see
A poorly wrapped package from Me
Remember that I have a cat
and upon your box he has sat

If the ribbon on your package is tattered
and the rest looks a little splattered
Remember that I have a cat
Who wore the bow on his head like a hat

If the paper on your package is shredded
and the gifts inside are now dreaded
Remember that I have a cat
and let's just leave it at that



Hee hee! That all sounds awfully familiar. ;-)
------
Krista
Who thinks the poem is great!


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