The Nanki-Poo Diet
 

I have just discovered a new diet. I have a sweet tooth, and usually eat
something sweet after lunch and dinner. It's a handful of jelly beans after
lunch, and currently an ice cream sandwich after dinner. I eat my meals in
the living room, sitting in my recliner with a tray table. I read while I
eat, and generally keep reading for a while afterward. If I'm having ice
cream after my meal, I'll usually at least finish a chapter before I get up
to get it. Lately, Nanki-Poo has taken to jumping up on my lap as soon as I
put the tray table down. Naturally, I can't disturb him, so I can't go get
my ice cream bar. Generally, by the time he gets down, or I have to put him
down for obvious reasons, I'll decide it's too late for the ice cream.

--
Joy

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this.

The Nanki-Poo Diet
 

Joy wrote:

I have just discovered a new diet. I have a sweet tooth, and usually eat
something sweet after lunch and dinner. It's a handful of jelly beans after
lunch, and currently an ice cream sandwich after dinner. I eat my meals in
the living room, sitting in my recliner with a tray table. I read while I
eat, and generally keep reading for a while afterward. If I'm having ice
cream after my meal, I'll usually at least finish a chapter before I get up
to get it. Lately, Nanki-Poo has taken to jumping up on my lap as soon as I
put the tray table down. Naturally, I can't disturb him, so I can't go get
my ice cream bar. Generally, by the time he gets down, or I have to put him
down for obvious reasons, I'll decide it's too late for the ice cream.

This is just about the most pleasant diet I've ever heard of. :)

Joyce

The Nanki-Poo Diet