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Humor--How to Bathe a Cat
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean toilet. 2. Lift both lids and add shampoo. 3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids, and stand on top...so cat cannot escape. 5. The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this). 6. Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. Cat is too big to go anywhere. 7. Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible, and quickly lift both lids. 8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry. Sincerely, The Dog -- Jennifer Winters Nerd in babe's clothing |
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On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 01:58:52 GMT, Jennifer Winters wrote:
HOW TO BATHE THE CAT I give my cat a bath once a year, but the fur always sticks to my tongue. -- steve martin |
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ROFL.....I never heard that one before!
Janet "TCS" wrote in message ... On Wed, 31 Mar 2004 01:58:52 GMT, Jennifer Winters wrote: HOW TO BATHE THE CAT I give my cat a bath once a year, but the fur always sticks to my tongue. -- steve martin |
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