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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling
techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On May 14, 2:52*pm, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger, yoo is da MAN. Der iz no wun wike yooo. Wee iz in aw ub yor snurglitude. -- WooToo |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
Hihi diz iz O T anna I likex ta steal der blaketz too. Willow helpz me
sometimez. "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On Wed, 14 May 2008 14:03:43 -0500, Granby wrote:
Hihi diz iz O T anna I likex ta steal der blaketz too. Willow helpz me sometimez. I fink it sounds like we needs a Blanket Master's Club. Ranger |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On Wednesday 14 May 2008 14:52, Ranger Greykitten wrote:
Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat That bit about pulling the blanket into da hallway is a nice touch. No I have ever walked around in circles like that while kneading. It seems tu me that it's your special signature move. Cinnamon -- Peace, Fred |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:52:06 -0500, Ranger Greykitten's nimble, little
paws typed: Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat Wow! Dis is da most innerestink smurgling teknik dat I'fe herd ov! While hez reedink in bed, I jus do happy pawz on da hoomanz belly wif an arched back. Den I lays down by hiz side on my bak so dat my belly furz is just unner hiz hand. He gets da hint an strokes mine liddle belly! An now you iz a BlanketMaster too! -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.†Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 5/14/2008 7:33:46 PM |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On May 14, 7:36 pm, "Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote:
On Wed, 14 May 2008 13:52:06 -0500, Ranger Greykitten's nimble, little paws typed: Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis.. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat Wow! Dis is da most innerestink smurgling teknik dat I'fe herd ov! While hez reedink in bed, I jus do happy pawz on da hoomanz belly wif an arched back. Den I lays down by hiz side on my bak so dat my belly furz is just unner hiz hand. He gets da hint an strokes mine liddle belly! Dat is gudgud, aldo gnot az radikal az da Ranger. I yam a simpul gurl myselph. I yoosually div unner da cuvvers an come bak out until mynown widdl hed is showin. An den Uncl Bill skritchz mynown hed an wee tak about r meomie an purr at eech ubber. Or I li dowun beside hiz owetstretched arm, da wun dat iz down wen hee iz lyin on hisown side. An da arm an me hugs eech uvver an hiz han rubs an skritchz mynown hed an eeers. -- WooToo Cuddlyseep is speshul, Effery owur countz az too. An Cuddlyseep iz gud four yoo. |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat I tink dat I hab lotz tu lern. I sneekz up on da bed wen Meowmee an Pawpaw ar asweep. Den I getz between da twu payerz of legz. Dere I shtay tykk mornink. I getz mine mornink skritchez an den brekkyfuzt. Pit2nya |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
On May 14, 10:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote:
"Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat I tink dat I hab lotz tu lern. I sneekz up on da bed wen Meowmee an Pawpaw ar asweep. Den I getz between da twu payerz of legz. Dere I shtay tykk mornink. I getz mine mornink skritchez an den brekkyfuzt. Dat seem furry norml. Der iz no gneed to due annyfing fancy. I lie on meomie Micki's pillow an nap. Effery wunce in wile I groom her hair so shee haz nice hairdoo in da morning. Shee iz offun kwite soup-rized by da rezultss wen shee wakes up. -- Sunrise |
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Kweschun about smurgling techniques
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message ... On May 14, 10:28 pm, "Sylvia M" wrote: "Ranger Greykitten" wrote in message news Mine Paw finks dat I am a unique kitty cuz of mineown special smurgling techniques. I don't know if I iz really unique, so I fought I ought to ask you guys if anyone else duz da same kind of smurgles dat I do. I waits until one or bof of mine hoomans are in bed. Den I starts to smurgle like any other kitty. But once I get started smurgling mineown back legs gets moving. Mineown back legs walks in a circle while I is kneading. I sort of turns on a circle while I smurgles. Iz usually makes several full revolutions afore I is done. Since da hoomins is usually in da way, mine behind end climbs up over da hoomin-lumps while I doing dis. I gets lots of exercise dis way! Den when I is done smurgling I show dat I is da Mighty BlanketMaster Kitty, by pullin da blanket off da bed and into da hallway. Ranger The Mighty Blanketmaster Cat I tink dat I hab lotz tu lern. I sneekz up on da bed wen Meowmee an Pawpaw ar asweep. Den I getz between da twu payerz of legz. Dere I shtay tykk mornink. I getz mine mornink skritchez an den brekkyfuzt. Dat seem furry norml. Der iz no gneed to due annyfing fancy. I lie on meomie Micki's pillow an nap. Effery wunce in wile I groom her hair so shee haz nice hairdoo in da morning. Shee iz offun kwite soup-rized by da rezultss wen shee wakes up. -- Sunrise Pawpaw sez dat mine sisfur (RB) Dyna, uzt tu du dat reeel gud. I neffrr tayzted hoomin furz. Pit2nya |
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