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Old April 7th 12, 07:56 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Oh, mi. Datz jest too much xitement fur won day. Happenz round heer cuz
ov Snowflake, all da tyme.

Booker

On 4/6/2012 2:24 PM, rafflescat wrote:

Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.


We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;


Maybe Cleo cud moof in wiff yu den Snowfwake? I wost wun of myne lifes
wast nite...n me finks I has onny twu or free wefted.....Sukie wus
inna gardun tudae n she wus twyin tu scape offur da fence...I has a
gwavity pwoblem wiff fences...or me wud haff been wiff hur....Cleo is
a wittle snikkelboscker. She is....
Harry


O Pore Harry wif doze gurlcats kauzing yew sutch mizury. I unerstan awl
ubaowt dat, cuz uf Pipps n hur Momcat Sqweex.
Iz et styl kold ovur der en Scotland?
Mosey fur hoz warm hoam.

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Old April 7th 12, 07:58 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Our Meowmie Kyla iz un punny une herownself.
Mosey


Fangu. Yu ar rite, I yam punny.
I tayke affur mine Meowmee, hu wuz bornd wiff uh Sylvia's
pun in hur meowff.


P2nya

"Mosey =^..^=

au luf da wai yew fink, Pitô.ônya. Yew kan mayke sum bad punz tew. yeUP.
Mosey

Yu iz rite, dat waptop committed sewerside.
It jumpt off da taybul an hurlt itzownselph ontu da flurr.
Purz fur da pour waptopple on da way tu Mi¢ro$ovt Bridge.
Ar yu gonna hab uh Furrooniral furrit?
Ur juzt uh Memorial, tho the memory iz probly gon... wen
it RAMed intu da flur.

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Pitô.ônya



Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;



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Old April 7th 12, 08:49 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On Apr 6, 2:24*pm, rafflescat wrote:
Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;


Butted, ob KORSS itted gnot yoorsefl dat dun a fing wike dat!
An if yoo diddid do itted, concatyoolashuns comming tew yew fwum
minesefl, awso a furry innasent typ ob kitty.
Eefur weigh, ai appwad yoor effurtz.
Meowy, seeing bofe sides ob da ishoo.
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Old April 7th 12, 10:05 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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kittez iz awayz bein bwamed fur bad thingz arownd here, when willa hoominz
figure owt itz da bad thingz twinta getsa kittez yelled at, Trudi
"rafflescat" wrote in message
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Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;



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Old April 8th 12, 12:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 4/7/2012 10:26 AM, rafflescat wrote:

Maybe Cleo cud moof in wiff yu den Snowfwake? I wost wun of myne lifes
wast nite...n me finks I has onny twu or free wefted.....Sukie wus
inna gardun tudae n she wus twyin tu scape offur da fence...I has a
gwavity pwoblem wiff fences...or me wud haff been wiff hur....Cleo is
a wittle snikkelboscker. She is....
Harry


Dat soundz gud to me. Putz all da klutzy kittiez tugether soas da rest
ov uz kin git ar beauti sleeepz.

Booker
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Old April 8th 12, 12:43 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On 07/04/2012 6:35 PM, Storrmmee wrote:
kittez iz awayz bein bwamed fur bad thingz arownd here, when willa hoominz
figure owt itz da bad thingz twinta getsa kittez yelled at, Trudi
wrote in message
...
Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;




Meny fings haz this habit uv jumpin offa tabuls anna kounters. An then
yu gots these sumkats sneekin round helpin them off an blamin thu
innosent cats.

--
Sam
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Old April 8th 12, 06:44 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Dat iz VURY troo, Trudi. yeUP. Mosey, hoo noes diz fur shure.

kittez iz awayz bein bwamed fur bad thingz arownd here, when willa hoominz
figure owt itz da bad thingz twinta getsa kittez yelled at, Trudi


Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;


 




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