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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not
cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there. I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind the couch. No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
OT loves you!
On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, "Gramby" wrote: I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there. I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind the couch. No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
Yeah her knowz dat. Piglett who has just left the living room trailing some
yarn behind her. "John Ross Mc Master" wrote in message ... OT loves you! On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, "Gramby" wrote: I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there. I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind the couch. No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
Yes OT DOES love you, the dickens. He sounds like KoKo from a Lilian Jackson Braun novel. Kyla John McMaster wrote OT loves you! On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, "Gramby" I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not cover. It costs me 225.00 a month. Got a script the other day and it went missing right away. I crawled this house over looking for it and was nowhere to be found. Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey holes. Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there. I could tell the head was turning this way and that. Picked up a paper and swatted his butt. He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do anything". I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind the couch. No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the
world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby OT, you is allez welcome to come here, you know. I dont fink you will efurr need to, but you is allez welcome anyway. Harri |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
Fangu myown Harri, he rubs her left ear with his paw and purrs quietly.
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message ... No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby OT, you is allez welcome to come here, you know. I dont fink you will efurr need to, but you is allez welcome anyway. Harri |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
On Jan 8, 8:19*am, "Gramby" wrote:
I take a med for cleaning out the stents in my heart that Medicare does not cover. *It costs me 225.00 a month. *Got a script the other day and it went missing right away. *I crawled this house over looking for it and was nowhere to be found. *Last night I was rechecking places and WALLA in the two hole cat scratcher, stand, whatever it was there in one of the hidey holes. *Later in the evening I saw this fluffy butt of an orange cat sticking out of the hole, like more than his head could fit in there. I could tell the head was turning this way and that. *Picked up a paper and swatted his butt. *He sat and looked at me like "What, I didn't do anything". *I shook the bottle at him and he flipped around and ran behind the couch. No, having slept the night and at ease because all was right in the world of pilldom, I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. Gramby Datz gud gnooz OT staying wif yoo cuz I dont want enny feeves wike dat heer in mine houss. Den I mite git intu twubbl effen dough I wud ob kors be furry innosent. Butted it seemz wike I doo git intu twubbl sumtymes ennyweigh. I bedder stopp tokking gnaow. Meowy, happy fur OT |
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On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, Gramby wrote:
I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. [Two Zot girls look at each other] Hmmmmmm. A husky man-cat??????? Cybèle: Cud he handle twp sassy gurl catz?? Oriane: He'z awedy winked.... Cybèle: Oh, hokay, no den, datz fine...... -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/10/2012 8:18:19 PM |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
Gamby iz paffink effen if O T iznt.
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, Gramby wrote: I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. [Two Zot girls look at each other] Hmmmmmm. A husky man-cat??????? Cybèle: Cud he handle twp sassy gurl catz?? Oriane: He'z awedy winked.... Cybèle: Oh, hokay, no den, datz fine...... -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/10/2012 8:18:19 PM |
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Anyone want an Orange, 22 pound man cat?
Her talkz bout ourown klawz, her nedzta git herz klipped dat wuz laffink
effen if O T iznt. "Gramby" wrote in message ... Gamby iz paffink effen if O T iznt. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . On Sun, 8 Jan 2012 10:19:11 -0600, Gramby wrote: I really don't want to give him away, not today at least. [Two Zot girls look at each other] Hmmmmmm. A husky man-cat??????? Cybèle: Cud he handle twp sassy gurl catz?? Oriane: He'z awedy winked.... Cybèle: Oh, hokay, no den, datz fine...... -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/10/2012 8:18:19 PM |
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